Dear Rick, Love Cole

Dear Uncle Rick,

Thanks Uncle Rick for driving me to the post office so i could mail this picture i drew of you. Maybe the mailbox will be fixed sometime next week but this is what i get i guess for pooping in the mailbox again. Mom says I have no attention span. Goodbye

Love Cole.
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Dear Uncle Rick,

I dont know what bald spot means but that lady made you sad when she said it. Was that why your eyes were red and swollen? Why wouldn't you let me play my gameboy in the car? Was it to loud? Im sorry I wont do it again, or i might let you play it but i dont know if you'll like it. Why do you hold your head when the sunshines? I hope your Dr.Coke makes you feel better.

Love Cole
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Dear Uncle Rick,

Im glad that I got to see you thursday morning while i was eating breakfast. you said my colorful pajamas were the s**t. I dont know what that means. my mom says not to say it but i hope it's cool. Why do you always leave with the refrigerator after I got my milk cold for our cereal? Hahaha well i guess you'd like to keep the milk for your cereal cold also. And why uncle rick, why do you take the tv from our house and your house? Do you not like to watch tv on certain days of the week? And why do you always come back with the same refrigerator and the same tv with those green stickers slowly getting bigger and bigger on the front? I dont know what it all means.

Love Cole
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