Side Effects

I was thinking what the bottle of 'puberty' would say if 'Adolesence' was an over-the-counter drug...

Side Effects

‘Problems of Puberty’ or ‘Pubertin’ (supplement)

(Supplementary information)

Warning when taking this drug:

Dizziness, Vomiting; intense chest pain; numbness in the legs arms and feet; migraines, confusion; drastic hormonal changes; short attention span; the need to be active; surges of energy, periods of tiredness, frustration, and/or stress; fits of anger; heartache; back pain and pain in other areas; shortness of breath, expending all ones breath yelling and or crying; suicidal thoughts, problems making decisions; making rash decisions; feelings of worthlessness and/or under-appreciation; strong feelings toward the opposite sex; heartbreak; falling in love; being angry at everything;

 cluelessness, happiness, depression; baseless threats; disturbingly perverted/violent/sad/angry/painful/worrisome thoughts; shyness, timidness,introvertness; outgoingness; idiotic,smart,intellectual,stupid choices; infatuation; love; loneliness; trouble developing relationships; too much ease developing relations; under/overestimated strengths/ weakness; various talents/ curses; inclination to rebel; falling asleep in school; being one who adores school;

 random displays of: affection,love,annoyance,hate,happiness,depression,compliance,rebelling; acne, blackheads, whiteheads; acting like there’s nothing inside your thick head; waking up one day with a mole the size or mars; making sense while making no sense; making no sense while trying to make sense; making yourself a fool by acting like you  got no sense; worrisome displays of no Common Sense; making total sense but applying that logic in the wrong situation at the wrong time; arrogance; humility; personality development; acting childish; being what stupid wants to be when it grows up; learning to push the boundaries of love and developing love that has no limits, learning useful and none useful things; being quick to point out mistakes yet struggles to admit one’s own fallacies; being wise beyond one’s years; 

developing qualities you never knew you had before; going through a lot to get to the next stage of life and coming out a beautiful young man/woman;

(Waking up one morning with one or all of these maledictions (side effects) is a common side effect of this supplement.)

Cautionary:

-Only one dosage per person is available do not waste it, make the best of it and do not be surprised at the fact that your voice is: higher, deeper or more characterized and mature. One should ask their Parents, Creator, Doctor, and age before experiencing this.

-Take this along with the ‘Beauty of Youth’ the ‘Finding Joy in the Days of Your Young manhood’ supplements/vitamins and also the package of ‘Youth, Age, Ability,- Invincible!’ all of which comes with this delivery of you.

-‘Adolescence’ and ‘Puberty’ is a once in a lifetime opportunity-please use responsibly

-One should be at least age 8+ before taking

Directions: Take the changes in small doses with expectant souls. Expect trial and tribulation and blessings and fun and happiness. Take in full stride and never be embarrassed about the side effects of being a Teenager. After this phase you’ll be stuck on the ‘Pills and Prayers’ medication of ‘Adulthood’.

Enjoy, your Youth!

Reviews

[poetdoug]

I LOVE this prose. My favorite line is: Take in full stride and never be embarrassed about the side effects of being a Teenager.Great word painting, keep it up!!