The Product of Technology

I had a day behind omegle. I can't help myself

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: looking for lesbian to talk dirty to me’

You(me): Oh yea, then I’m that naughty girl

You: babe

Stranger: lets see what u got go

You: Oh, I don’t think so sassafrass

You: You pay up front

You: I’m not even hot and bothered yet

You: How am I to talk dirty when you won’t give me an angle?

Stranger: what u wanna no

You: How much do you weigh? This is important.

Stranger: 115 pounds

You: That’s a god damn lie

You: I would have been honest with you

You: This is the internet, come on now. Give us a show then, yea?

Stranger: im only 5’2 what do u expect

You: I expect meat on those bones

You: The hell am I going to be interested in some scrawny vulture? You think I want to orally felate that?

You: You’re out of your mind, you’re going to have to pretend to be someone else now

You: Or this is certainly not going to work

Stranger: ok im 175 5’11 hot blonde double dd’s and horny

You: Oh sweet mary magdaline, that’s what I’m talking

You: So, how many of those d’s you think it takes to charge a fuel efficient hybrid?

You: YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN?!?!?

Stranger: yupp u no it

You: You’re clearly not into this.

You: I’m not wet

You: yet

Stranger: ok well if u were with me i would kiss u all over ur sexy little ody then i would go to ur vagine and complete ur evry single nee

Stranger: *need

You: MY VAGINE?!

Stranger: vagina

You: You’ve never had sex have you?

You: Be honest!

You: We’re honest folks tonight, you and I.

Stranger: ur wierd

You: wierd enough?

You: baby?

You: Excuse me

You: WEIRD

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