Siana's request

In response to my request for something "TYKI TYKI TYKI" Finally got it REwritten! that took forever! I hope you appreciate it! (when lapsing into other languages translations at the bottom)

How I Met Your Father

(oh yes it's one of those)

"I am hoOme!" called Kyuraio Mikk kicking open the door as he got home from soccer. He dumped his stuff on the floor and kicked off his shoes in the hall and wandering into the kitchen for a snack. Instead he found his father and mother kissing at the counter.

"Agh! Mom! Dad! Gross!" said Kyuraio scrunching up his face in disgust.

"You don't like it, don't look." Tyki told his son still bent over his short wife kissing her neck.

"Tyki, don't scar our poor son." grinned Siana pushing him off, "Besides you have to be off to you meeting! Neah will blame me again if you're late."

"He'll live... unless you have plans with Yasmine tonight?" asked Tyki.

"Yes actually, but they can't stay late, Elcie just got over the flue and Natsu has to be put to bed right on time other wise he starts acting like some fire breathing monster. It must come from Neah because Yasmine was never like that." mused Siana.

"Aw! mom! why does Elcie have to come over? why can't it just be Auntie Yasmine and Natsu?" whined Kyuraio.

"She can't leave Elcie at home, besides, you always complain and then end up having a blast." grinned Tyki.

"But Daaad! Elcie always wants to play princesses! and she whacks me when I put my butterflies down her shirt. I thought girls were supposed to like butterflies." said Kyuraio huffing.

"Oh no! he's just like you!" said Siana horrified poking Tyki in the chest.

"Hm... perhaps we're related." said Tyki grinning.

"Tyki!" scolded Siana trying not to grin before turning to her son, "Kyuraio, you really can't go putting butterflies down you're cousins shirt."

"Aw!"

"Sure he can." said Tyki.

"Yes!"

"Tyki!"

"I am only kidding!"

"�-�먹어..." muttered Siana, Tyki gave a startled laugh.

"Nah... that's your job." grinned Tyki.

"What?" asked Kyuraio frowning as he did whenever his mother lapsed into that strange language.

"Nothing Kyuraio." said Siana while Tyki smirked lovingly at his wife. There came a knock at the door.

"Tyki, I know your there! If you don't come out in 5 min I am coming in after you!" called Neah from outside.

"@#$#%..."

"Tyki!"

"Sorry, quick Siana, hide me!"

"No, you have to go to your meeting, and don't you dare slip through the floor and escape like last time!" ordered Kyuraio's mother sternly as she got Kyuraio a snack.

"Meh, fine, but you owe me, and be sure I'll be collecting later." winked Tyki kissing her and then bending down and kissing her protruding tummy.

"Well bye then Kyuraio." grinned Tyki ruffling his sons hair so like his own.

"Dad!"

"Give your mother a hard time for me."

"Sure thing!" grinned Kyuraio bumping knuckles with him as Siana singed.

"Tyki!" called Neah impatiently.

"Yadra yadra I am coming..." said Tyki walking out with another wave.

"That little scoundrel." said Siana fondly laughing after him.

"Yeah mom, I always wondered why on earth you married him anyway." said Kyuraio happily eating his food.

"It's a long story." laughed Siana thinking back to when she'd first met Tyki.

フラッスバック

Siana sat on the roof top of an inn amusing herself by watching the drunks stumble around outside of the bar grumbling loudly about losing all their money to one of the local travelers. A man stepped just out of a side door just underneath her and lit a cigaret letting out a long draft of smoke.

"Gah! *cough* of all the places to *cough* come out a take a smoke, here?!" coughed Siana irritably. The man jumped slightly and looked up.

"Genrally, young ladies don't perch on roof tops like birds so it's not a problem," grinned the man with swirling glasses, "But I must say I am enjoying the view."

"Ack!" squawked Siana promptly falling off her post in an attempt to rearrange her skirts. Siana came up from the ground cussing at him in Korean.

"Well you're definitely energetic, if not graceful." grinned the man squatting down beside her.

"닥쳐 !"  Comanded Siana embarreassed. 

"What language is that?" asked the man curiously, "and how did a little European girl like you learn it?"

"너나 잘 해, and I am not European." said Siana irritated that this stranger was teasing her.

"Ah didn't you know? it's rude to speak to someone in a language they don't know. Mas acho que você vai encontrar duas pessoas podem jogar este jogo meus queridas." he said cheekily.

"I don't speak spanish." grumbled Siana.

"Wouldn't matter if you did amorzinha; it's Portuguese."

"What ever it was I am sure it was something vulgar."

"Aw, estás tão engraçado, eu estou realmente começando a como você." he said smiling sweetly.

"멍�™�이 you are defiantly flipping into Portuguese more than-" Siana stopped sudden;y staring intently at the man before her. There was something about him, like he was waring a second skin... and underneath that she could just make out...

"Menina...?"

"You're a... what's it called... a Noah, aren't you?" breathed Siana uncertainly.

"What...?" said the man looking taken aback.

"And not just any Noah," said Siana more certainly as she realized something, "You're my Noah, Joyed, the Noah of Pleasure, correct?" *inner thoughts* 'I would get the Noah of Pleasure, out of all the annoying-!'

  "What... What are you Menina?" asked the man eyeing her warily.

"Well? am I right?" demanded Siana.

"Yes... although I prefer the name Tyki Mikk." said the man dropping his "white" form, his skin turning ash colored and his eyes burning gold beneath the stars on his forehead. 

"섹시한 새끼...." breathed Siana, and he was.

"Now that you know what I am though I am afraid you'll have to come with me." said Tyki his eyes hardening grabbing her by the wrist and pulling her off the ground.

"Whoa there! 다만 당신은 무�-�을 하�" �™�을 시도하고 있�"가?!" Siana demanded as her toes dangled off the ground. Tyki's eyes widened as he took in for the first time her soft brown wings that had before been neatly tucked behind her. Siana felt like an electric current was running between her and Tyki making her "angle" senses go crazy, and judging by the way Tyki's hand was twitching of her wrist she wouldn't be surprised if his Noah wasn't doing something similar.

"Well @#$% querida... there is no way the Earl is going to let me keep you alive now..." said Tyki in disappointment, "Too bad, you seem really interesting anjinha, I wanted to play a little longer.... tease, get her."

"Eeeeek! Ahahahahieeeeeee! call them- hiyahaha- off! call- kyuii!- them off! I am *hic* serious - ahahahaha!- really *hic* TYKI MIKK!!!!" squealed Siana as a hundred purple butterflies dove under her cloths and left "butterfly kisses" all over her skin (which was insanely ticklish)

"What the-" muttered Tyki waving his hand causing the Tease to cease their playful torment.

"Y-you *hic* pervert!" Siana exclaimed pointing an accusing finger at Tyki as she tried to hiccup her way back to seriousness.

"Pardon?" asked Tyki blinking.

"YOU SENT BUTTERFLIES UNDER MY CLOTHS TO TICKLE ME! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERTED SADIST?!"

"...I have been called that before, but never for such a reason as this... I guess I have n choice, I really hadn't wanted to get my gloves dirty..." he sighed and made a staying motion with his hand-! only to poke her chest quite hard. Tyki blinked, the experimentally poked it again.

"... curiouser and curiouser..." murmured Tyki looking intrigued.

"Y-Y-YOU-! HOW DARE YOU! PEEEEEERVERT! DON'T TOUCH MY CHEST!" screamed Siana beating him over the head.

"Ouch! crazy girl! why can you hit me?! and why aren't my powers working on you?!" shouted Tyki back as he got toughly heated up by the short girl.

"DON'T THINK YOU CAN USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE! I KNOW YOUR REAL MOTIVATION 당신 미친 부패시키다 잡종! "

"You've got it all wrong!" protested Tyki.  

"What ever Tyki- ah!" said siana catching sight of something white behind Tyki's back.

"Siana watch out!" cried a familiar voice.

"Tyki duck!" yelled Siana tackling him to the ground. She blushed as she found her self pressed up against him in a rather suggestive manner.

"Ever eager amorzinha, but I fear I must correct you this time in your misjudgment; that is a clown, not a duck." smirked Tyki pointing, Siana looked and saw a boy with a clawed hand and white hair with a odd scar, hovering next to him was none other than Yasmine.

"Mikk! stop molesting that poor girl and fight!" called the boy.

"Yeah Tyki, stop molesting the girl and go fight!" said Siana shoving him away playfully smirking.

"Anjinha, if I didn't have to kill you later I would ravish you till this world ended," breathed Tyki touching her cheek, "Vós sois verdadeiramente captivate."

"MIKK! GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE (not) SISTER!" screamed Yasmine.

"Well �-ょうね�" looks like you're further on your road to being a Noah than I thought; you already have your own personal watcher." said Tyki nodding toward Yasmine, and with that he attacked him. As the boys leaped about attempting to slash each other to pieces, Siana fluttered over to Yasmine.

"お姉さ�"！" Siana cried hugging her.

"妹さ�"！" Yasmine cried back nearly squeezing the life out of her.

"Can't- breath-!"

"Sorry!" said Yasmine releasing her and looking over at the fighting boys, "we really should stop them..."

"Nah... they're having fun." said Siana unconcerned.

"BUT SIANA! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THATS RACHEL-CHAN'S SOUL MATE! AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! AND IF THAT TYKI DOSN'T MARRY YOU AFTER MAKING YOU LOVE HIM I AM GOING TO KILL HIM MYSELF!" exclaimed Yasmine.

"YOU AND RACHEL FELL FOR THE SAME GUY?!" Siana exclaimed, not denying the part about Tyki.

"NO!... well sort of... not really.... but kinda... IT'S COMPLICATED OKAY!"

"I see..." said Siana, not seeing at all.

"Do you love Tyki....?" asked Yasmine.

"Maybe, it's to early to tell... do you really love that boy?" asked Siana pointing over to the white haired boy.

"Hmm! I say Siana, we'd better stop them!" said Yasmine uncomfortably embarrassed and trying to be discrete about it.

"Okay." with that they flew over to ware the boy's were fighting.

"ALLEN! NEAH! STOOOOP!" yelled Yasmine plowing into the white haired boy.

"Yasmine!"

"you're wide open �-ょうね�"." grinned Tyki closing in for the kill... that is till Siana tackled him to the ground for the second time that day.

"I didn't know you could speak Japanese, we could have been talking to each other like normal people this whole time!" said Siana comfortably laying atop him.

"But querida," said Tyki his stunned expression turning to a smirk, "we aren't normal people."

"Too true." grinned Siana back. Tyki stared at her with an intense expression in his eyes.

"Mesmo se eu tivesse o meu poder eu não acho que eu poderia matar-te, minha bela." he whisperd a slightly lost expression on his face as his gentaly touched her cheek.

"나�" 아주 자극되기 위하�-� 려고 하고 있다 당신이 멈�"지 않�" �™�우�-� ." comented Siana wishing she could hide the slight dusting of pink on her cheeks.

"I have no idea what you just said." commented Tyki his eyes slightly drooped as he brought their faces close together.

"Same goes for you." retorted Siana trying not to have a panic attack.

"I can live with that." murmured Tyki finally kissing her. Siana thought she was going to melt with the sheer intensity of it all as she clutched onto him for dear life. Tyki seemed faintly desperate for some reason Siana couldn't fathom, though she wasn't complaining. Just when it was looking like Tyki might up it to the next level they were interrupted by -

"Oi! if you're going to make out with my little (not) sister than don't do it in public!" shouted Yasmine at them. Tyki jumped slightly seeming to realize what he was doing and then all of a sudden he was on his feet dumping Siana on the ground.

"Sorry Anjinha, but I have to leave, Eu não consigo suportar, e nem pode, para se apaixonar por você." with one last touch to her cheek he turned on his heal to go.

"Just wait one minuet Tyki Mikk! you can't just- oghf!" said Siana trying to fallow him and running into a wall that he'd just past through, "DON'T THINK FOR ONE MOMENT YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM ME TYKI! REMEMBER YOU ARE MINE, AND NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO WILL FIND YOU!"

すます

"Mom? you've been spacing out for a while now." said Kyuraio Mikk.

"What-? oh sorry Kyuraio." said Siana coming out of her memories to look fondly at her son who looked so much like her (with tyki's wild hair) but with his fathers adittude and her volume. There was a knock on the door, "come in!"

"THE PARTY HAS ARRIVED!" announced Elcie flouncing in with her beaded extension and her gold eyes bright.

"And it can go away again." commented Kyuraio lazily.

"BOYS!" huffed Elcie whacking Kyuraio in what Siana was sure she meant to be a playful manner but ended up knocking him to the floor anyways.

"Elcie don't beat up your cousin." scolded Yasmine coming him with Natsu propped on her hip. (i don't remember if I described Natsu before but he looks like a mini Richman with gold eyes and an insane personality)

"Don't worry about it, I am glad she does it actually. Kyuraio needs someone to beat him up a little when he gets too arrogant and I can't do it 'cause I am his mom." confide Siana quietly with a grin.

"AUTIE SIANA!" screamed Natsu in delight lunging from his mothers arms into Siana's.

"Why hello Natsu." grinned Siana  giving him a kiss on the forehead. Natsu paused in hugging her notching the bump in her tummy.

"Hello to you too baby." he said sweetly patting it.

"I am so excited! I can hardly wait for it to come! I hope it's a girl!" squealed Yasmine hugging her sister in law.

"Hey mom? can we call Auntie Rachel over too? I am in the mood for one of her cakes!" said Kyuraio drooling slightly at the thought.

"That's a good idea, Allen's out of town right now isn't he?" said Yasmine smiling thinking of her other sister in law and her family.

"Yes, thats right. I'll call her up, though I wouldn't get your hopes up about a cake Kyuraio." said Siana setting Natsu on the floor and walking to the phone.

"I am sure she's making something delicious though." said Kyuraio grinning.

"That's right," smiled Yasmine ruffling her nephews hair, "The Walkers always do seem to be eating yummy food aren't they? not that I am surprised, what with both parents being black holes and all."

"But mamma, we're Walkers too." commented Elcie.

"That is true, we are Walkers aren't we? I suppose I should call them the "Wilder Walkers"" Yasmine mused giving her daughter a side hug.

"Just finished talking to Rachel, " smiled Siana, "You're in luck Kyuraio, she just pulled out a cake. She and the twins and Zander will be over in a few."

"Yes!" cheered Elcie and Kyuraio.

"A-AUNTIE CHAICHEL A-A-AND AND ZANDER ARE COMING?!!!!!" squealed Natsu waving his hands about in excitement tearing around the room before popping down with his face pressed up against the window eagerly awaiting his cousin/best-friend's arrival.

"I love our family, it's been years and I still can't believe me luck at getting both you and Rachel as sisters." sighed Yasmine happily.

"Yep," smiled Siana touching her belly where lay the new baby of her and Tyki, "You're in for a wild ride my little Mikk."

Author's Note

Translation time! (some of what Siana says shall not be translated, a bit out of character but she's peeved with him) (also keep in mind I don't speak Korean so some of this might not be translated correctly)
닥쳐 - shut up
너나 잘 해 - none of your business
Mas acho que você vai encontrar duas pessoas podem jogar este jogo meus querida - but I'll think you'll find two can play this game my dear
amorzinha - little love (implied; of mine)
Aw estás tão engraçado, eu estou realmente começando a como você - Aw, you're so cute, I am really starting to like you.
Menina - girl
Anjinha- little angle(it's actually a term of endearment and it worked so perfectly I had to put it in)
다만 당신은 무엇을 하는 �™�을 시도하고 있는가? - just what are you trying to do?
querida - darling
당신 미친 부패시키다 잡종! - you crazy perverted bastard!
Vós sois verdadeiramente cativante- you are truly captivating
Mesmo se eu tivesse o meu poder eu não acho que eu poderia matar-te, minha bela- even if I had my powers I don't think I could kill you, my beautiful one.
나는 아주 자극되기 위하여 려고 하고 있다 당신이 멈추지 않는 �™�우에 - If you don't stop that I am going to be very irritated.

Reviews

[PokemonFan#1]

And today, Siana's face grew tomato red during lunch too.

I loved it, specialy when Siana and Tyki's son walked into the room at the wrong time. that was funny!

KEEP IT UP!

[Alana Hughes]

Siana says i should make a suggestion: it shold be about Kanda and I bit Yasmines sister might kill me so she mention about Grimmjow.

[StillShorterThanYou]

섹시한 새끼-sexy b***h OMG!
when I read then I let out an embarrassed laugh (really loudly) and Jaya commented (cause it was during luch and I was using Alan's Ipod)
"You know, I thoguht Yasmine was loudest, 'til Siana came along" XD

[Imagination-mage]

LOL LAUGHED SO HARD!!! Also Siana and I were talking and my desire for Gaara had returned so Siana got obber confused when i told her. Then i mentioned the story u wrote and was like "If i had kids, I'd name the girl Natsume and the bot Natsu."
"The another named Natsui" Siana said.
Then i was all like "Then the last will be....GAARA!!"
We laughed so hard Very funny and i loved it! I DEMAND FOR MINE TO BE POSTED SOON!!