The Sience of Soul Eating 4

In which the teachers try and figure out what to do with such... special... students.

4

A "Fail Safe" Way to "Fail"

"So... why exactly are we taking a personality test?" asked Rachel trying to read the paper Soul was holding upside-down.

"Like I would know." shugged Soul boardly tossing the stack of tests onto Rachel and Aiden's desk where they were seated studying in the Libray, "Stien said he put a lie detector surum on the test so tell your friends to "be honest" and all that @#$%... well see you around then."

"really... "be honest and all that @#$%?"" mutterd Rachel shaking her head as Soul slouched off.

"Seems to be going a bit over board." agreed Aiden.

"Geez..." said Rachel rubbing her temples slightly before sitting back up, "I guess I'd better take these to the rest of our friends..."

"Do you want me to come with you?" asked Aiden half rising.

"I can find my way. Besides, I imagin that you'd like to get a head start on this new test." smiled Rachel.

"I would..." admitted Aiden settaling back down.

"They went to that "Drop Dead" cloths store they found yesterday, right?" asked Rachel as she stuffed her things into her bag.

"I believe so." said Aiden, Rachel handed him one of the tests before tucking the rest under her arm, "Thanks."

"No problem. Could you also give these to Tallen and Riley? some how I doubt they joined this shopping spree." she smiled handing him two more.

"Of course." he said taking them from her.

"Great, if nothing else I'll see you guys at dinner." she said before going in search of her crazy friends.

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"And the boys all fall down at my feet!" said Rylie dramaticly as she stepped out of the dressing room arms held aloft twirling in her slip off the shoulders shirt, shot skirt, and thigh-high boots.

"Very nice. Just dont go near Blairs work in that: they might try and recruit you." said Bethany as she purused the racks.

"I do not look like a w***e!" said Rylie.

"Well... if you make the skirt longer or ware shorts you won't." said Jaya helpfuly.

"Hmm...." said Rylie studying her reflection, "Maybe you're right."

"I am always right." said Jaya adjusting her new green and black jacket in the mirror.

"They have really cool stuff here..." comented Sarah flattening the wrinckels in her new dress and fiddeling with her new Death City Skull Hairpins.

"I KNOW RIGHT!" said Yasmine in her new Death Punk pants and shirt.

"Yasmine, when we are in a store, we use our "Inside" voice." said Rylie in her best "Mommy-Rylie" voice.

"I don't Yasmine has that kind of voice." said Bethany finaly making her selection and going to try it on.

"Well at least I can always find you guys." grinned Rachel walking through the door,"Where are Siana and Alana?"

"They already got their stuff and headed back to the dorm because some people can't make up their minds quickly enough about their cloths." said Jaya glaring in the direction of Bethany and Rylie.

"What can I say? I am not going to waste my money on cloths I dont want." said Bethany coming back out in a cute corset dress and pump heals.

"I just like cloths." said Rylie hapily.

"What are you doing here though Rachel?" asked Sarah.

"Yeah I thought you were studying with Aiden." said Yasmine.

"I was, but the Soul came-"

"I freak'in LOVE that kid!" said Rylie and Jaya.

"-and gave us a test that we need to give in as soon as possible so I came to you guys." finished Rachel.

"... Never mind; I don't think I like Soul anymore." said Rylie eyeing the tests in Rachel's hand.

"Good, he's all mine then." said Jaya.

"YOU MAN STEALER!"

"NOOO I DON'T WANT A TEST!" screamed Yasmine making Bethany smack her as the whole store turned to stare at them again.

"Yasmine you're going to get us kicked out!" hissed Rylie.

"The test isn't that bad; it's a personailty test."

"Ooh those are useually fun." said Sarah.

"Because of how inacurate they always are." said Bethany.

"Ahaha i love personality test! you lie alot and then when you're done they tell you your a alian or something funny!" said Rylie rubbing her hands together inantisapation.

"Oh... about that... Soul said Stien put some or of truth-stuff on the paper so we can't lie or something." said Rachel thoughtfuly.

"I don't like this test anymore!" said Rylie.

"Well who cares about that right now?! Right now we need to get that one," Jaya pointed at Rachel who froze, "out of those hidiosely baggy clothing and into something decent."

"Ohohoho you're right my friend." said Rylie evily.

"Um... I don't need more cloths... I am good really... BETHANY HELP!" cried Rachel as she was dragged away.

"Hmm... poor girl." said Bethany watching with admusment and pity.

"You're a bad friend; you should go help her." said Yasmine.

"I don't see you rushing to her aid."

"Yeah, well, Rylie and Jaya scare me when they get into this mode."

"Like really scare me." said Sarah.

"Well looks like Rachel's doomed then."

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"Wow, you girls look really nice." said Tallen as they arrived at dinner.

"Yes, very nice." agreed Aiden.

"Why thank you!" said Jaya as they sat down.

"Where is Rachel?" asked Riley.

"She went to go get Siana and Alana." said Bethany.

"She better not chage her cloths." said Rylie cracking her knuckles, "@#$% that hurt."

"Mind if we join you?" asked DTK and company.

"Yes we mind alot." said Bethany.

"Wha-"

"Nah just kidding, of course you guys can sit down." said Bethany rolling her eyes.

"Ah thanks." said DTK.

"Where's Black*Star?" asked Yasmine.

"Developing a lttle crush are we Yasmine?" asked Bethany grinning.

"Eck! No!"

"Black*Star and Maka were held back after class for in class fighting." said Soul.

"He's so stupid some times; he should know better by now not to say rude things to Maka while she's holding a book." sighed Tsubaki.

"Y-yeah." said Soul who was guilty of doing just that on a regular baisis.

"We're here! now the part can start." said Siana sitting down with Alana and Rachel trailing behind all in their new cloths.

"Rachel, I thought you said you wern't interested in going shopping." said Liz frowning at her new attire.

"Thats because some people," she glared at Jaya and Rylie, "have no murcy."

"Well you look cute if it makes you feel better." said Soul boardly swishing his cup.

"No! no, that really dosn't!" said Rachel looking slightly panicy.

"Don't worry, Soul thinks every girl he sees is sexy." said Patty cheerfuly.

"Um..." said Tallen awkwerdly as everyone anime sweatdroped.

"@#$%^&*!#." said Rylie whcking Soul with a book happily.

"Ah, see Rachel we were right, It's no longer "whats in style" it's "what-will-make-rachel-most-uncomfortable" now." grinned Bethany. 

"Great that makes me feel soOo much better." said Rachel between her fingers.

"So did you guys finish the test?" asked Aiden hoping to distract everyone.

"Yes." they all said.

"No." said Rylie.

"Why on earth not Rylie?! you had plenty of time!" said Jaya.

"Hey I was doing important stuff!"

"Like going on Facebook?"

"No!... how did you know i was on Facebook?" asked Rylie.

"Because I was too."

"@#$%^..." mutterd Rylie, "Point is, I was doing important stuff!"

"I kinda wonderd what kind of test required you to have a blood sample at the end of it." said Siana shaking her head.

"A Stien test." relied Liz with a shudder. 

"Finish it tonight!" said Jaya still honding Rylie.

"Slave driver..." mutterd Rylie.

"I can't say I have too much pitty for you at the moment since you just finished doing somthing similar to me." said Rachel.

"Ah... carma... how I hate you."

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"Okay class," said Stien blowing out a skull shaped stream of smoak, "The resalts have come back for our new students."

"Dose he have to anounce it to the whole class?" whined Yasmine.

"Shh..." said Jaya flapping her hand at Yasmine as Stien began reading off the list.

"Jaya Miller: Meister

Rylie Shiliegh-Dameret: Meister

Bethany Coady: Meister

Yasmine Lambert: Meister ("how did they learn my name! those Ninja's!" *SMACK* "Yasmine they have the role from Mr. Pedano" "ABUSE!" *SMACK* "shh!")

Aiden Moneyhon: Meister

Sarah Hollenbeck: Weapon

Rachel Wilder: Weapon

Tallen Smith: Weapon

Siana Berg: Weapon

Riley Long: Weapon

Alana Hughs: Weapon

You can partner up however you want just tell me by next class. Now coming back to the subject of today: the chemical makeup of Souls and what happens when unatral bonds are made within them..." Stien went on.

"@#$%... they actually want us to fight?" mutterd Jaya looking alarmed.

"Poor them... they have not wittnessed how epicly Waldorf students can fail." said Bethany shaking her head.

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Author's Note

sorry if i mis-spelled/mixed up any of your last names!
whew! that was a long one!

Reviews

[StillShorterThanYou]

i wonder who I'll be with....? And that was really Fun :D

[TimelordReaper]

Jaya or Rylie please!!

[Imagination-mage]

oh but i really liked it, keep it up!

[Imagination-mage]

I WANNA BE A WEAPON!! I DEMAND IT!

[PokemonFan#1]

I liked it! Can't wait till the next chapter! Keep it up! (Wonder what mister I'll be paired up with and what weapon I'll be?)