In Defense of Rush Limbaugh

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In Defense of Rush Limbaugh

 

 

I am tired of hearing all this trash talk aimed at Rush Limbaugh lately.  So he accused all women wanting better access to contraceptives of being 's***s' and 'prostitutes.'  So he ran a three day personal attack campaign against one lone individual because she happened to be a female, a liberal, and an intellectual.  Whatever, Haters.  Give the guy a break. 

 

Rush Limbaugh is a bold American hero, and a staunch defender of our dearest Christian values.  

 

He's also a conservative pro - white - breeder who's been married four times and has no children.  

 

Have you no compassion?  Clearly, at the very best he's sterile.  More probable is that he's sterile and as impotent as a coked out quasi eunuch with a gun to his head.  It's obvious Rush Limbaugh simply doesn't understand what contraception is, as he's never had a need for it in his sad, humiliating, and bloated existence.   If he does know what contraceptives are, then he’s just a bit envious of those of us that use them - and who wouldn’t be?  Erectile Dysfunction is a serious problem, and it’s no laughing matter.  

 

So the next time you’re about to slander Mr. Limbaugh just because he’s naïve or maybe a bit jealous of your own tremendously fertile libido, ask yourself one simple question.

 

If you were a sterile coked out quasi eunuch with a gun to your head, how would YOU feel?

 

Haters, leave this man alone!

Author's Note

Ignore everything.