A Day In The Life Of An Estranged Mundane.

7: 35 - Stumble into the bathroom after bashing the alarm clock into submission.

7: 37 - Stare at my face for two minutes hoping that over night I have turned into Miranda Kerr. No such luck.

7: 45 - Bathe oneself in a horriably cold shower due to mother using up all the hotwater.

7: 47 - Get dressed and shuffle into the kitchen still looking like a sleep deprived zombie.

7: 48 - Look for something ediable to eat. Somebody's replaced the cerial box empty- thanks for that. Now I'll have to eat disappointment for breakfast.

7: 49 - See the time, screech like a banshee and then run out the door on my way to catch the bus.

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7: 55 - Reach the bustop intact, lungs about to burst.

[Note to self: Get fit.]

7: 59 - Bus arrives and yours truly is on her way to another horriable six hour long day of torture.

8: 00 - Claim a seat and death glare anybody who dares to sit next to me.

8: 10 - I forgot my headphones, now I have to endure another ten minutes of high pitched squealing and the stench of cheap aftershave/deoderent.

8: 11 - About to throw my phone out the window, I forgot the charge it last night. Now it's a dead lump of platic.

8: 21 - Walk as fast as I can off the bus, cross the road and enter the gates of hell.

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Period 1: ITD [Industrial Technology and Design.]

Nothing interesting to report, apart from nearly nailing my finger to the desk. I'm an occupational heath and safety hazard

Period 2 & 3: Science.

Listen to my teacher talk about food chains and cows while I covertly google: Pusheen gifs. I love that cat.

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Lunch: Walk to spot. Sit down. Inhail my lunch. Listen to friends chat. And then slip off into my own world of Day Dreams.

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Period 4 & 5: Maths

Work hard when teacher walks past. Then read an article about the latest Doctor Who speculation [on What-Culture] Exit tab quickly when teacher walks around. Close shave.

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Lunch: Eat a bannana while making sure to avoid all eye contact with group. Listen idly about who is dating whom. Gripping news.

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Period 6 & 7: HPE [Health, Physical Education. Kinda like gym.]

Play badminton with sufficient vigour. Enough to earn a B+ and a chiding about how I could do better. Woop-dee-doo.

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3:05pm- School ends.

3:07- treck to bus stop, find money, card and a bland expression. Another 40minutes of mindless chatter.

3:40- march at a brisk speed up a hill towards home.

3:42- throw open the door. Go to fridge. Stare. Find a wilted lettus and some raw sausages.

3:45- return to fridge and hope that food has magically appeared.

4:00- log onto computer and get sucked into a vortex of my online double life.

5:00- Mother comes into my den bearing food. I thank profusely and eat.

6:00- The smell of cooking food draws me out of my room and I perch casually on the couch and hope that the sound my stomach is making is illuminating enough to indicate one's hunger.

6:30- Food still cooking.

7:00- Dinner is served.

7:23- Escape washing-up under the pretense of 'homework.' Phew.

7:24- Mooch around, google, youtube and fidget.

7:49- Watch a pre-recorded episode of Adventure Time.

8:45- Smother a yawn. Have a shower, brush teeth, etc.

9:30- Sufficient time wasted on getting ready for bed.

10:00- Go online. Mess around. Waste time.

11:00- Listen to music as I drift off to sleep.

12:00- Can't get to sleep. -_-

1:00am- ... still awake.

1:01am- *snoring.*

Author's Note

Excuse the spelling errors.

Reviews

[Will]

This is pretty much most of my days. Definitely relatable. Sharp and witty throughout with an unorthodox style.. Definitely made me smile. Well done :)

[Lou ._.]

Good to find a kindred soul.
Do you frequently wish you could look like Miranda Kerr also? :P

[Will]

If only I could have half the looks of that woman :P
Lol. I think to myself "Damn, I'm still not Channing Tatum!" and go back to bed.

[Lou ._.]

Yeah, sleep deprivation can play tricks on your eyes, I'm sure you look like the spitting image of Channing. Alot of my friends think he's eyecandy. Too pretty and those abs would take too much effort to maintain. No burgers, fries, how horriable.

[Will]

I wish burgers were ab food.

[Lou ._.]

They are flab food. which is equally good and damning at the same time.

[Will]

Certainly ..

[Cerulean]

Haha, sounds a bit like me except I'm usually the one snagging all the hot showers :) Yup, the homework excuse works every time :) :)