Ten True Things About Me

Ten True Things About Me

A Poem by Creepy Swine Guy
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1. When I was but a few days old, my parents were told by doctors that I would likely not survive. Somewhere, my mom has the receipt for my casket ... $25.00

2. At age 4-6 ... I accidentally shot a bullet that I found in my father's dresser across the street. I missed the neighbor by less than four feet. (From a TOY gun)

3. I trust everyone ... but I always cut the cards.

4. I have (my mother got it) one of the last autographs given by Bob Ojeda with all of his fingers.

5. I have driven a car through a barn wall. [You haven't lived until you've knocked on someone's door at 2:00am and asked, "Was that your barn?"]

6. I detest mayonnaise and anything that LOOKS like mayonnaise.

7. I once passed a state trooper (traveling in opposite directions) at approximately 107 mph. (I was not stopped)

8. I was born at 11:30pm on Christmas Eve.

9. I can be successfully ... and quite easily deceived by anything containing Estrogen.

10. At the age of 10, standing four feet eleven inches tall, I caught a black snake that was four feet, eleven inches long.

© 2012 Creepy Swine Guy


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Number 3 is good advice. Lol :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


I loved reading these facts about you they made me smile :-)

Posted 11 Years Ago


AWWW, happy belated b-day Bunny.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

#10 = laugh out-loud.
These 10 things say a lot about how much of an interesting person you are.
It's cool to read things like this.


Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Creepy Swine Guy

11 Years Ago

We measured the snake by having my two buddies hold it up to my back. In town ... the lady in the dr.. read more
Very funny, you sound really like-able and interesting! You're definitely not a good driver!

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

these are some very interesting ten facts about you!

Posted 12 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Very interesting! Way to wait until December 27th to post this.

Posted 12 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Creepy Swine Guy

12 Years Ago

I do not celebrate a countdown of my mortality
Kristina Moulaison

12 Years Ago

oh brother.

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