Ten True Things About MeA Poem by Creepy Swine GuyFor a contest
1. When I was but a few days old, my parents were told by doctors that I would likely not survive. Somewhere, my mom has the receipt for my casket ... $25.00
2. At age 4-6 ... I accidentally shot a bullet that I found in my father's dresser across the street. I missed the neighbor by less than four feet. (From a TOY gun) 3. I trust everyone ... but I always cut the cards. 4. I have (my mother got it) one of the last autographs given by Bob Ojeda with all of his fingers. 5. I have driven a car through a barn wall. [You haven't lived until you've knocked on someone's door at 2:00am and asked, "Was that your barn?"] 6. I detest mayonnaise and anything that LOOKS like mayonnaise. 7. I once passed a state trooper (traveling in opposite directions) at approximately 107 mph. (I was not stopped) 8. I was born at 11:30pm on Christmas Eve. 9. I can be successfully ... and quite easily deceived by anything containing Estrogen. 10. At the age of 10, standing four feet eleven inches tall, I caught a black snake that was four feet, eleven inches long. © 2012 Creepy Swine GuyReviews
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7 Reviews Added on December 27, 2012 Last Updated on December 28, 2012 AuthorCreepy Swine GuyCentral, NYAboutThe Ten Commandments of the Writer's Cafe (King Swine Version). 1. Thou shalt not plagiarize. 2. Thou shalt not treat badly any writer based on their age, social status, ability or creative view.. more..Writing
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