-11- Playing around
Waking slowly, my eyes shot open with alarm.
Leaping from the bed, I landed in a combat stance... then remembered where I
was. With a short yawn I fell back in bed and sighed with comfort. A smell
caught my attention and when I listened, pots and pans could be heard clinking
randomly. The scent of food was filling the household and if I sharpened my
hearing, faint whistling could be heard. Hopping out of bed I stretched and
took a few minutes to enjoy the serenity. Putting on a pair of jeans felt a bit
awkward in the groin, but I could not complain. They were clean, new, and I was
grateful to have them! Opening my door caused the sounds and scents to get
stronger. Urving was standing with his back to the hall, bouncing back and
forth to a song he made himself. It smelled heavenly out here, but I was unsure
what he was making. He was pouring batter so possibly pancakes or waffles?
"Good morning." I said and he spun in
place instantly.
"Morning bud! How'd ya sleep?" Urving replied, his face igniting with
a thrilled expression.
"Pretty good! Been a long time since I've
had a bed..." My response made him frown, but he was unstoppable this
morning.
"Ya got a nice big one now! Two, if ya count mine." Urving bent over
at the waist as he said this. "Now, bet you're hungry, aint ya
Issac?" My nodding made him smile. "Alright! Have a seat!"
Urving waved me to a nearby stool.
"What're you making?" I asked, climbing up the chair like a small
ladder. "It smells delicious!"
"Pork links, hotcakes, and eggs. If there's
something else you wanted, I can make it too!" Urving offered, pointing at
the pans that crackled and sizzled.
"That sounds great! Thanks!" As I got comfortable on the stool, I was
offered a carafe of juice.
"Would you rather coffee?" Urving asked
pushing some sausages around and turning back with a pot of black liquid.
"Coffee, please!" A smile covered my face as he filled a large mug.
"How do you like your eggs Issac?" Urving looked over his shoulder as
he asked this.
"No preference! Whatever you're
making." Though tired, I tried my best to be enthusiastic.
"Alrighty!" Urving replied as he pulled a plate from the counter.
Taking a few short sips of the steaming liquid, my throat opened and I felt a
bit more awake. Honestly this was way to much coffee, but I am simply not the
correct size demographic for the mug. Still it was nice to have a cup of joe in
the morning. Urving continued whistling, as he plated a hefty portion of
scrambled eggs, sausage links, and five pancakes. Damn he eats a lot! My face
instantly spread with shock, as he set it down for me! Refilling my coffee, he
peeked at my face and had a small laugh. I cannot possibly eat all of this and
I was really hungry! But I didn't want to insult him...
"Eat what ya can buddy! I'll take the
leftovers!" Urving explained as he returned to the stove.
Upon tasting the sweet fluffy pancakes, I melted. They were terrific...
everything was! Eating breakfast drew my attention to the strange stove Urving
was using. The object was just a metal counter portion, but it produced solid
jets of flame. These little blue fires were powerful enough to gently lift each
pan! Levitating ever so slightly gave all of the cookware a ghostly freewill.
This showed itself randomly as they would turn and slide without any input from
Urving. They never seemed to leave the fire though... Perhaps some form of
counter force is keeping it from moving too far? Everything here, on this
planet, is peculiar. Even though that is basically a stove top, it has a hint
of alien flare. Urving was soon finished cooking though and he clicked off the
stove with a tap of his claw. Each pot and pan softly clinked back down to a lifeless
rest. Urving filled a plate with an immense amount of food, which dwarfed my
amount by a landslide.
"Wanna watch some tv?" He asked as he picked up his plate and mug.
"Sure... I'll get my monocle!" Even if I have to read it all, I was
still interested in alien television.
"Lemme just... put on the subtitles..." Urving's voice seemed a bit
confused as he set his food down.
Removing the monocle from its box, I looped the chain around my ear and set it
in place. Though uncomfortable, I was able to keep the eye piece in place and
move my head freely. Urving was hitting colored squares causing many menus of
varying options appeared. Some said normal things like volume, picture, and
color. Others were a bit stranger like kinetic tracking, link codes, psionic
interaction, and visual transference. Soon enough though the screen canceled
all imagery, then clicked back on with a line of text running along the bottom!
With a big smile my way, he returned to the couch and pulled his coffee table
up to us. Urving snapped through a few channels, but then seemed to choose
something. Each passing image was paired with out of context sentences, which I
still read rapidly.
"Channel one three three." He spoke out suddenly. "This
something you wanna watch buddy?" Urving referenced the news cast that he
had put on.
"I... wow..." Reading the text took my mind away and I was unable to
speak for a moment. "Yeah, if that's alright..."
"Eleven hours ago, six people were shot and killed in the upper south side
of Drannon Ur." The female panda said in her native tongue. "It is
still unsure who perpetrated such a horrible crime, but authorities have begun
targeting known gang affiliates for information." She finished as the
camera panned away.
"Thank you Gratia, our hearts go out to all the victims and their
families." A hefty male jaguar began speaking as he was put on camera.
"The race for Hierophancy is heating up as the candidates prepare for the
second round of voting to begin. The front runner is predicted to be Ronald Grumps,
who had a commanding lead over Millaney Swinton and Don Hall during the last
registry." As the anchor spoke, pictures were paired with the faces.
Ronald Grumps, is a hefty blonde rat who was speaking sternly in his photo.
Millaney Swinton, stood proudly with her arms crossed, she is a type of tree
monkey. Don Hall, who is an aging boar, was waving to a crowd of people in the
picture. The news anchor went on to say that several other candidates have
dropped out due to Grumps dominating lead. This is incredible! Though Urving
seemed bored, I was enthralled by the fact that this worlds politics unfurled
before my eyes! On earth, I was far too young to appreciate this kind of thing,
but now it felt incredibly important and interesting. One of these three
Anthronians was going to be the next President, or whatever, of Al Ur En! How
does that work? Does this position mean they run the world? How many continents
does this planet have? Are they all under one unified government? What preceeds
the creation of laws? How and when do Anthronians vote? Will I get to vote?
Probably not... It became apparent that this line of thought could flow freely
all day. Better change it for now and talk with Urv... Ferris later.
"What do you usually watch?" I asked him after a few more seconds of
reading the news. "This is getting kinda boring."
"You sure bud? You looked like you were
enjoying it..." Urving's voice was soft, but his eyes implored me to be
honest.
"Yeah go ahead!" Speaking nonchalant, I
continued devouring my breakfast.
"Let's see what's on... two six nine." Urving stated firmly and the
screen reacted.
We both let out a laugh as we saw that it was a commercial. Even though Urving
didn't pay it any mind, I was still drawn into reading. Apparently it was for some
kind of cleaning chemical. The canine on the advertisement was incredibly amped
about it, but I could tell it was nothing special. Probably just this worlds
equivalent to bleach and water! Soon after the advertisement an animated
program came on and I was taken aback. Urving watches cartoons? You have got to
be kidding me...
"Gather all the power you want Azelot, you still cannot protect the
planet!" A deep voiced wolf shouted down from the sky, where he hovered.
"I will..." He created a large orb of red light. "DESTROY
YOU!" The sphere was thrown downward and what followed looked like a bomb
test video.
Once all the mayhem had settled and a giant
crater remained, the wolf laughed heartily. Slowly lowering to the ground with
a spacey whoosh sound, he landed on the edge of the devastated landscape.
Turning away, the evil wolf set his sight on a nearby city and clenched a paw
closed. From behind him, a tall column of blue energy tore upward into the sky
and the wolf spun around in disbelief. Floating in a sphere of raging blue
electricity, was a floppy eared dog with crazy hair. Letting out a frustrated
growl, the wolf dove toward him, bursting into flames, as he took to the sky.
They fought for a while and I was drawn in by the sheer badassery of it all. When
I said this was a cartoon, I was mistaken... So much violence and blood made
this feel more like an action film! Each punch showed fangs and fur being
ripped free, as the two canines dueled to the death. At one point the dog
kicked the wolf in the gut and sent him tumbling, end over end through the air.
Retaliating instantly, he launched a salvo of energy projectiles, the second he
regained balance. Swatting several away, the dog flew backward as he avoided
the light bullets. The dog kicked the final bolt away, then spun in the air and
unleashed a massive, screen filling, explosion of energy. As the light overtook
the images, bold black letters appeared. To be continued, is what it read on
the subtitles. Soon after more commercials came on and the station promised
they would be right back with more, Death orb X. I have to say that was pretty
awesome and I pretty much finished my... most of my breakfast during its run
time.
"You want some more coffee bud? Water, juice, soda?" Urving's rapid
fire offers were paired with him heading to the kitchen.
"Do you have any milk?" I asked feeling a bit childish.
"Of course! Goat, Horse, Cow, Gor'bak, Buffalo, or Reindeer?"
Urving's response made me laugh, but he awaited an answer...
"Cow..." I replied a bit unsure if he was teasing me or not... what
does reindeer milk taste like? What the hell is a Gor'bak?
"Here ya go Issac. Was everything
tasty?" Urving asked as he set the tall glass of white liquid down.
"Ya full buddy?" His face flashed with concern, but a smile covered
it up.
"It was great! I'm stuffed, thank you!" My heart went out to him as I
saw his caring eyes return.
"Excellent!" He exclaimed patting my shoulder and picking up my
plate. "Barkley and Phelix aren't coming over till four. So we can do whatever
you want till then!" Urving explained, snapping up the remaining two
pancakes.
"Sounds great!" I replied confidently, but I was actually unsure of
what to do...
Urving went to the kitchen and I heard him place
the dishes into water. He returned within seconds and lumbered over to the
sofa. Taking a seat, he pulled me into a quick hug, then relaxed. Urving's at
home attitude made me feel comfortable. Like I had freedom again, but it would
simply be monitored, no... guarded. All this colossal bear wants from me is
love and he seems willing to do anything to get it. Watching him snap through
the channels was comical, as he would intently check my reaction to each
program. He eventually put on a game show, where contestants had to get through
various obstacle courses for money. Watching that got dull after half an hour.
You can only watch people fall in the mud so much... Urving seemed to pick up
on this, or got bored himself, and changed the channel.
"Wanna play DB3 Iza?" Urving eyes burst with extra life as he asked
this. "I have other games also." He added as I was preparing my
response.
"Sure, should I get that card." Jabbing a thumb over my shoulder only
caused his face to shift slightly. "The thing Riot gave me?" Saying
this made him recognize what I meant.
"Oh yeah! Grab that and you wont need the translator." Urving nodded
quickly as he suddenly understood what I meant.
This is exciting! Television is one thing, but
video games are an entire new world all together! That show was pretty awesome
though... A lot of hype has been put around this game, Dread bringer, so I can
only imagine how cool it will be. It took a little while, but I quickly found
Mel's card amongst the other presents. Upon my return, Urving was bouncing with
excitement. Presenting the card to him made him laugh and shake his head.
Urving simply pat the sofa and as I hopped up, the game began. A scroll
unrolled across the screen and on it was an incredibly detailed picture of a
great war. Countless Anthronians all charged toward a floating castle, which
appeared to be blocking out the sun! It panned further along the scroll as a
narrator began speaking.
"In the times of magic and myth, a great tyranny seized the land. The disciples
of darkness had found a way to seal off the light and all hope was lost."
As this was said, the scroll began depicting mass death to all the soldiers.
"That was Dread bringer one." Urving chimed in.
"Few heroes stood against the darkness, but they managed to bring light to
the land once again." The scroll showed a small band of people standing in
front of the crumbled castle. "Many rejoiced and the world began to heal.
Little did they know... Dark times had just begun..." The scroll began
burning where the future would have been written in.
"Part two ended there." Urving added as
a montage began.
It showed a lot of gameplay and from what I saw, it was incredibly fast paced!
Characters of all species cast a variety of spells and used unique attacks
against various monsters. It showed expansive landscapes being traversed and
more combat moments in various locations. This was all paired with an
triumphant orchestration, full of epic drums and dramatic vocals. More
landscapes were shown ranging from forests, to mountains, to deserts. As the
music lowered it showed a series of more normal tasks. Cutting wood, cooking
food, hunting, gathering, various crafts, and other activities were all
depicted, as the music slowly built up again. Once it reached a climax, the
camera zoomed way out, until we saw the planet from outer space. Slowly the sun
was engulfed and then wrenched from the sky by a grim reaper esque figure. Only
the stars remained, but they faded quickly into nothing. White text slowly
formed and the Anthronian letters read, Dread bringer three: Lords of light.
Two soft white sparkles fell across the screen and became two sentences in a
small flash. One said "start new game" and the other said
"continue adventure".
"Alright Issac, hold your paws... hands, like this." Urving put both
paws up, with his palms toward his body.
Before my eyes two flashes of pale orange light
projected from the row of colored buttons, below the television. It scanned his
massive paws for a while, then stopped and made a cybernetic sound, like
loading on a computer. After a few more seconds, it made a type of conformational
noise and Urving's paws were encased in translucent gloves. These gauntlets
were thicker around the wrist and they extended to the knuckle, where lines of
energy traced the remainder of each clawed finger. These gauntlets gave off an
ambient corona of pulsating orange and though they appeared solid, Urving
blurred them slightly as he leaned back and got comfortable again. Watching my
amazement, Urving pointed at the screen and I saw it reacted! It's a controller!
Somehow these gloves of colored light could control the game. With a flick of
his finger he went to continue adventure and then to another option appeared,
which read "Restart campaign".
"If you joined my game, you would die constantly, but you will level up
faster." Urving stated, as I stared at the restart option. "So if we
restart everything will be set up for your level." This was said sort of
like a question.
"I wouldn't want to ruin your progress..." My voice was both excited
and guilty.
"Nonsense! I have played this game lotsa times!" He hit the restart
option and I read its warning.
The screen filled with a large red square. This vibrant plaque had sparkling
gold text that said, "Warning! If you restart the game all faction status,
environments, quests, infamy, and fame scores will reset. You will maintain all
equipment, skills, stats, and levels. Proceed?" Urving hit yes and the
screen filled with white light as it made a type of soaring noise. The next
thing I saw were two figures on each half of the screen. One was fully armored
and looked like a true hero, where the other was puny and simple... Urving's
character sort of looked like him. He was a bear and he was huge, but instead
of a round belly this avatar was ripped. Both shoulders were covered by spiked
pauldrons and he wore a type of plated vest that extended down over his waist.
Tall metal boots, with dragon insignias on the shins, covered his lower legs
and a bundled up mass of chain mail was wrapped around the remainder of his
waist. My character, presumably, was a tiny plain looking feline, but I guess
that is the starter model. The graphics were incredible though! Where in most
games I remember, cutscenes and mini-movies were the only point you saw
detailed animation, that was not the case here. In the background dozens of
random Anthronians walked around the tavern our characters stood in. Everyone
reacted to one another, whether it was positive or negative they were like real
people. Urving was fiddling with some options, but I was too transfixed by the
detail of every character and each face! I’m subjective enough to admit it is
still just a video game, but it has to be one of the most visually incredible
games I have ever seen! That could be because I haven't seen or played anything
like this in years...
"Pretty awesome, right?" Urving nudged
me as he saw I was impressed. "This is my guy. He's a berserker level
eighty seven! Overall level three hundred and nine!" Urving sounded proud,
as my jaw fell open. "I've had this character since the first Dread
bringer. It would be shameful if he wasn't strong by now!" Urving laughed
and I couldn't help joining in.
"So I just do... this." My voice faded off while I watched the light
reacted to my miniscule hands. "Wow..." The glow focused down to a
few thin beams as I was scanned.
Seconds later, I had a pair of weightless, green
energy gauntlets, which I waved around eagerly. "Great! Now let's put in
your card code." Urving slid the card off the table and began fiddling
with the back. "Go ahead and start making your dude, gotta scratch...
this... off..." His voice faded, as he focused his eyes and claws on the
back of the card.
This felt incredibly strange... My every finger
twitch seemed to cause a reaction in the game! It was similar to using a
computer mouse, but with each finger independently controlled. When my thumbs
moved, the little cat rotated and change poses. It took several minutes, but I
figured it out pretty well. Index fingers select and the pinkies would go back.
Each hand effected that side of the character, which was a little strange at
first. Shuffling through the options, I found a menu that let me change what
race I was! Everything from aardvark to zebra and back again was available in
this game! Each species brought a new character model, a handful of odd symbols
and lists of random numbers. It was comical passing bear, and still being pint
sized by comparison. On my second skimming of the character races, I saw it,
coyote! Quickly I worked the base model, who was a vibrant red color, into what
I saw yesterday. Though not perfect, I got him to look as close to my
animalistic form as could be.
"Oh my gosh!" Urving hugged me against him. "I know this is a
serious game, but that is so cute!" His hug became tighter, as I looked up
at him from beneath his mounds of fur.
"Thank you." My muffled words were only a little annoyed because he
hadn't released me yet.
"Go ahead and finish. We'll put in the code at the end." Urving
released me from the fat and fur prison upon saying this.
There were a few more menus beyond the race and appearance tab. Scrolling over
I saw the next one read "Combat classes" and my eyes lit up. In games
of this nature your "class" is essentially how important you are. I
will have to choose carefully! Moving down, I read through them all and was
amazed at the variety. Air mage, assassin, barbarian, bard, cavalier, earth
mage, fighter, fire mage, magician, mechanic, monk, priest, ranger, shaman,
soldier, tamer, thief, and water mage were all playable character types. Each
choice changed the outfit my avatar was wearing as well as the symbols
overhead. This was a hard decision as each class also had a small description
that made them all sound appealing! What is the difference between magician
and... all the other "mage" classes? Soldiers seem very plain in
description, but they have an excellent survival rating. What do all these
symbols mean? I'm wasting time and I just want to play!
"Any questions, just ask bud." Urving said softly like he didn't want
to break my focus.
Though a kind offer, I had made my decision. Upon reading the flavor text for
the monk class, I was sold. Being a student of the martial arts myself, this
spoke to me! Plus you get to start with a gi and red belt, which looked funny
in contrast with Urving's armor. My second choice would have been bard, but it
is low on the survival rater, where monk is ranked good. Urving laughed in a
satisfactory type of way once he saw my choice.
"Is that a good class?" My question felt a little desperate, as I
wasn't fully confident of my choice.
"They are all good!" Urving replied in a snap. "Plus once you
get to a certain level you reincarnate and choose another class." He added
simply.
"Oh cool!" My peppy attitude made him smile. "Is that how you got
to such a high level?" I asked and he nodded.
"Each time, you keep all the stats and levels you got from the previous
class. But you lose all powers, skills, and spells." Urving explained as I
examined my kung fu coyote. "So you always get better, but you can still
try every class! Then, if you find one you like, you can master it, like my
guy!" He added with a big grin.
"Berserker wasn't on the list..." I noticed after a few seconds of
thought.
"Yup, when you master barbarian you become a berserker." Urving
sounded very excited as he saw I was starting to understand the general
mechanics. "Mastering a class takes a long time though..." He warned
me playfully.
"I see, so it sort of never ends?" I
replied with a heightened enthusiasm.
"Nope, as long as you keep your character
you can keep playing!" Urving's ecstatic voice was fun to hear. "Plus
they add new map quadrants and dimensions every month or so!" He added and
my eyes went wide for a moment.
"What are we waiting for!" I flipped to the next menus, which was
comprised of numbers and stat names.
It was a typical list of traits that make up any
living being, human or Anthronian. We all have strength and dexterity, which we
work to improve. All sentient creatures gather intelligence and seek further
wisdom. Simply being alive gives you charisma of some kind and each of us
perceives the world in our own way. Only the weak lack the endurance to survive
and keep going... Wow, did I really just go emotional over video game stats?
"Monks need a lot of strength and dexterity, but all your skill attacks
will be based on wisdom and perception." Urving again spoke softly, as if
he didn't want to break my concentration. "High perception gives you
better accuracy and good endurance is always a plus." Urving added once I
looked up at him.
"Does that look good?" I distributed them quite evenly, but gave a
generous portion to strength and dexterity.
"Yeah, you'll get some more points once we put this bad boy in!"
Urving waved the little plastic card about.
The next tab had a list of new symbols, but it told me what they all did. At
the very bottom it said I had a small amount of points to improve these skills!
Each icon now made a bit more sense! They were labels to represent a skill or
power my character knows. Some of them needed upwards of ten points per level!
I only had seven currently, so I upgraded a skill called "fist blitz"
and another called "crush kick" mainly. Urving suggested I add a few
to "vitality", for extra health and "iron hide", which gave
me protection. Before moving on I read through all the skills that were not
sealed by little locks. I could only assume I will unlock more as I level up.
Swapping to the next tab I saw it was personal info. I put in my name
(nickname) and I was able to make him a bit taller. The part that stumped me
was a selection wheel that held a variety of colorful images. It showed the
four elements, but it also seemed to have day and night, as well as a small
heart. It said vocational affinity and I quickly understood this must shape my
out of combat abilities.
"If you want to be able to do everything pick the heart, but you will suck
at first. Survival stuff is divided into fire, water, earth, and air."
Urving explained as I read the blurbs about the elements. "Light is for
being good, helps you get more fame and money. Darkness is for being evil, you
deal more damage and you will get more infamy." I nodded to him, as I saw
Urving's had chose water.
The little fire ball said it helped smithing, fire making, hunting, and more.
The water droplet apparently boosted fishing, swimming, boating, and others.
Wind was depicted as a mini tornado and it governed weaving, fletching,
athletics, as well as other various abilities. A cluster of three leaves was
used to symbolize earth and it improved your gathering, alchemy, wood cutting,
and many others. Dark and light seemed sort of plain, since I could care less
what little digital people think of me. The heart said all vocational talents
increase, but slower than normal. I decided on earth, since making potions has
to be useful, right? Urving nodded and began speaking brightly about my
decision.
"Good choice. We're gonne be an awesome team!" Urving exclaimed
putting an arm around me, as I moved to the last tab. "This is just the finalize
chart, but you can put in the code right there." Urving pointed to a tiny
golden sphere at the bottom of my screen.
As I activated the little gold ball it spread across my half of the screen. One
side said "gold gift" and the other side said "power plus".
Urving said this was a power plus card and so I clicked that option. A long bar
appeared and the Anthronian alphabet below that. Each character was translated
for me as I moved over it! Though I could easily explain each letter and number
in detail, the game felt more important. Urving showed me the card and I slowly
matched each symbol, in the correct order. Once it was full the cursor jumped
to input and I pressed it. My character flashed an illustrious white color and
a type of heavenly chorus rang out. Now the finalization menu displayed an
alert, fifteen points unused! Returning to the skills page, I was happy to find
a wider variety of skills. Something called "meteor punch" caught my
eye and I used ten points to upgrade that. The remaining five went to
"vitality" and "iron skin". Once finished I went to the
final screen and hit confirm. Suddenly I was behind the character and my
motions now controlled his movements and actions.
"Alright this is tutorial tavern. Everyone here will tell you how to play
the game, but I can also do that." He chuckled as the actual game began.
"Your thumbies control movement and the camera." Urving stated as he
moved his guy around sporadically.
Urving ran to the door and vanished into a silhouette, as a loud creaking noise
filled the tavern. Like everything on this planet, it was foreign to me at
first, but soon it was just like a normal controller. It wasn't exactly easy,
but I was able to follow Urving to the door and used my index finger to move
through it. Now outside, we were on a dirt road and it was dark out in the
game. Urving's character was holding a torch and that provided a decent amount
of surrounding light. Each side of the road was flanked by a thick forest that
looked like they would be hard to traverse. To the left the road dipped into a
valley, where a small village was tucked away. Up the right side of the road
was a vast mountain range, but they were in the far distance. Urving began
hopping around, his character grunting each time and causing a small boom as he
hit the ground.
"Middle fingers jump and dodge roll.
Pointers interact and target." As he said this he paired the first control
with the left paw and the second command with his right. "Pinkies still
cancel, and the ring fingers bring up items and skills." He added as I
began jumping and rolling as well.
"How do I fight?" I asked and he chuckled softly.
"When enemies are near by your character will get into a fighting stance.
Then these are all attack commands!" He held up his first three fuzzy
fingers, looping his pinkey and thumbs together. "Let's go and you can try
it out!" Urving said with a huge grin as he began running up the road
toward the distant mountains.
Like in real life, Urving's avatar ran much faster than I did, but only because
of size! My characters actions were actually much faster, but each of his steps
were at least three of mine. This was really fun though and all I did was make
a person! The enviroments were detailed and almost every plant, tree, and stone
had interactive options. Just on our little jog up this path I found two green
herbs and a blue flower! I can only assume these are ingredients of some kind,
but I will ask later, as Urving didn't react to me obtaining them. Up ahead
where the hill levels off, Urving was standing and awaiting my approach.
"A group of goblins always spawns up the road here. You should be able to
take them out easy!" Urving declared as I reached him and could see little
figures in the darkness ahead.
"If you do this, you can sneak up on
them." Urving put his palms flat toward the screen and his character
dropped to one knee.
"Alright, cover me!" I cried commically
and he laughed, as I shuffled toward them slowly.
How do they know what a goblin is? Did they visit
earth and absorb some of our culture, or is it a translation coincidence?
Regardless, I soon saw that they were not like earth fairytale goblins. They
were blue or purple in color and had shark like mouth all the way across there
faces. Other than that they were pretty much the same impish humanoids I would
have guessed them to be. Pelts and crude cloth covered various parts of the
little creatures bodies. One of them screamed out in a hissing gibberish and
they all ran toward me. Like Urving described my character instantly took up a
fighting stance and I moved my hands back into readied position. As they
approached I flicked my fingers about randomly to get a feel for how it worked.
My index fingers threw right and left punches, where my two middle fingers
caused him to kick. Easily defeating one of them, I watched as a powerful side
kick sent it flying away from me. The other two hit me, but it didn't decrease
my health that much. I found that if I timed it just right, punching with
varying hands could be chained together in rapid succession. This applied with
kicks of the same leg, however the combo was shorter. Using my ring fingers
seemed to activate special attacks, as my guy lunged forward and unleashed a
savage series of strikes. The last goblin was trying to stay behind me so I
jumped up and over him, which made Urving laugh in an entertained way. Aerial
attacks were different too! Landing knee first knocked the goblin on its a*s,
but it wasn't dead. The little red meter was near empty, but still a sliver
remained, flashing softly. My other ring finger caused the character to shout
with rage and perform a powerful axe kick, which flattened the little fiend
against the ground.
"Great work bud!" Urving shook me
slightly, by the shoulder. "Notice how one is sparkling a little?" He
pointed at the body on his screen, which was behind me. "That means it has
treasure on it!" His smile grew wide, but I only found six gold pieces.
"This is fun! Thank you for letting me play." I responded as I saw my
character kneel down to collect the coins.
"No, no, no! Thanks for playing with me!" Urving replied with
commical seriousness. "Thank you for... trying..." He searched for
the word, but as his gaze returned I could see this effected his mood.
"Couldn't get beaten by the first enemy!
What would you think of me?" My laughter covered his emotional statement,
but it did not go unappreciated.
"I wouldn't have treated ya any
different!" Urving chuckled with his eyes closed, then returned to
playing.
After a few more minutes of running, I couldn't
hold my tongue. "Thank you Urving... for being so understanding..."
Looking up at him only got me a repeat smile.
"No prob, I'm here for ya buddy!" His crushing hug was welcomed this
time.
That is exactly what I think I needed to hear. Almost to remind myself of how
great this big burly bear has been to me. Urving was so excited, as the sun
began to rise in the game and I gasped at all the fine detail the enviroment
held. Each flower, leaf, and blade of grass fluttered about individually and the
breeze accurately effected their directions. Walking through the underbrush of
the thick woods, caused the fallen foliage to scatter. This was incredible!
Suddenly my character was tackled down and I lost a fair portion of health! It
was mountain lion and it had already attacked again! As my character got up, he
was scratched twice and knocked back down. Urving dealt one hit to the creature
and it was defeated by the massive hammer he swung.
"Thanks, didn't see that coming!" I
nudged him as he resheated his weapon.
"Certain enemies can ambush attack and you have to rely on your actual
sight, to tell if they are around. Using the targeter (right pointer) will help
if they are within range." His explanation made sense and I nodded to
confirm my understanding.
"Is there a way to block or guard?" I asked and he nodded, then
crossed his arms at the wrist.
Urving's character brought up both fists and defended himself. Urving went onto
explain that, with good timing, you can force a blocked opponent off balance. I
will have to practice this on a few enemies to get it just right... I was
having a ball though and I simply wanted to keep playing! I climbed a tree for
no real reason, then jumped off and threw various acrobatic strikes as I fell.
Urving laughed as he also tried to climb the tree, but was stopped a few inches
up by his size. This left him to, hilariously, climb in place, which looked
funny for such a large animal. After a few more minutes of mindless movement,
Urving decided he wanted to move on.
"Why don't you lead? I wanna see you
discover the game for yourself!" Urving's suggestion was not my first
choice, but it felt wrong to dissapoint him.
"Alright, but is there a map or something?" I only asked this because
I wanted to reach the coast.
"Oh yeah, duh!" Urving palmed himself in the forehead and his
character mimicked the action. "One finger opens inventory. Two fingers
opens the character sheet. Three fingers will open the skill menu. And four
fingers will open the journal, which has a map!" Urving explained quickly
showing me each menu as it appeared.
Staring at his map I decided to continue heading east as that would reach the
ocean. No particular reason why I want to go to the ocean, just figure it would
be a good starting point. We strode through the woods, which occasionally
caused our characters to move slower. When the forest became to thick, they had
to push plants aside and clear a path, which hindered us slightly. My arms were
getting tired, but I found you could relax them and no consequences would
occur! Relaxing back, I began combat with some bandits! One of them fired a
crossbow our way, but missed. Two approached with small swords, spitting petty
insults and curses. It was easy to deflect the attack and once I had, he didn't
stand a chance. As I was going to kick the guy to the ground, a bolt hit my
character in the chest and he cried out. This caused the screen to blur
dramatically and my character fell to his knee's for a moment. As I rose the
second thug slashed me twice, but I managed to guard the third hit!
"I got the shooter, don't ya worry!"
Urving assured me and I saw him climbing some stones in the distance.
These bandits had set up a sort of make shift
camp amongst some fallen trees in a clearing. Urving quickly scaled some rocks,
as I finished off one of the bandits. Once up there he hit and obliterated the
small rabbit into nothing, but bloody chunks and legs. I scoffed in shock and
covered my mouth, but my character simply copied me and took a knife to the
gut. My health was critical now, but I simply attacked with everything! Fist
blitz near killed him and as he was recovering a crush kick ended the foolish
swine. Once I gathered a few things from them, I checked my inventory to find
it was near full! Apparently, at first, you can only carry ten objects! I had
found a dagger and a few bolts, which Urving gave me. All of the bandits each
had a varying amount of gold coins on them as well! It took a few seconds, but
my character started to recover health naturally and Urving was alright with
waiting. Continuing through the forest, we quickly encountered a few more
beastly monsters! One was a mass of tentecles, which was hard to attack without
being hit. Urving had to severely wound it, so I could finish it off. The other
was a type of sasquatch creature. This foe was powerful and nearly killed me
one hit! Again, Urving crippled that sucker and allowed me to get revenge.
While I was waiting to recuperate a silver envelope appeared on Urving screen
with a soft ping.
"Riot's logged on!" Urving declared happily as it vanished. "He
will probably try to join us in a bit." As Urving added this comment I
couldn't help smiling.
What a cool game! Not only is it super detailed and fun, but you can play over
the internet, or... whatever they call it! That is awesome and I will be
excited to see everyone's character. Though a sliver of shame comes along side
my low level, that only tempered my desire to become stronger! The gold meter
at the bottom of the screen was near full and I would soon gain new abilities.
We continued on for about twenty minutes, until another ping marked the arrival
of a letter. This envelope was gold in color and it didn't open until Urving
targeted it.
"Player: Diet_Riot, wishes you join your
party. Do you accept?" The note read once Urving opened it.
"What should I tell him?" Urving asked me, but I was still laughing
at his name.
"Of course! The more the merrier!" My grand response got a big grin
from him.
"Gotta warn ya, more people means stronger enemies!" Urving's stated
in a "last chance" type of way.
"No problem! I am interested to see Mel's character." As I responded
Urving seemed startled that I used his real name.
"Hello?" A voice said through the tv once Urving accepted the invite.
"Urving? Issac?" Mel's voice stated with only a slight amount of
electric distortion.
"Heya Riot!" Urving cried back into his controlling glove.
"Hello?" I also tried and heard his response from the television.
"Heya guys!" Mel's joy was obvious, as
he practically shouted. "How ya like the game so far Issac? Better than
anything we had on earth, right?" Mel and I laughed over this.
"I'ts been hella fun! Thanks for the card,
it was nice starting with something extra!" I replied speaking into the
back of my wrist as Urving had done.
"No problem!" Mel's response was bright
and cheery. "I'll be right with you guys give me a second..." Mel's
voice faded until we heard nothing.
"Let's wait a sec." Urving stated and I
nodded.
Waiting gave me a bit of time and allowed me to practice
some of the combo attacks. Three punches and then a kick seemed to knock the
foe down. Two punches and then two kicks, seems to be followed by a heavy
punch. As I was playing around I accidentally performed "meteor
punch"! Like the other abilities you had to use your ring fingers, but
this skill required me to be in the air. The attack itself was sort of plain,
but I had high hopes for the damage. Meteor punch shot the character from the
sky to the ground and caused a great impact. His fist striking the earth
scattered leaves and left a small crater in the ground beneath. Urving cheered
a little as he saw the joy my discovery brought.
"When you unlock a skill you can watch a
little video on how to use it. Sorry, forgot to mention that." Urving said
after I had practiced it a few times and my character's stamina was depleted.
Choosing to not respond, I simply nudged Urving
with my elbow and grinned his way. A small chuckle came from the big bear, as
he peeked down at me and pat my shoulder. This felt nice... It was good to not
be afraid... to actually open up and try to live. Playing videogames has helped
to break me out of my shell and it was hard to ignore how good that felt. This
bonding time with Urving has empowered my desire for the future tenfold! Even
if it is not ideal, I need to show Urving I appreciate what he has done thus
far. Not only do I owe him for... everything, but his excitement to have me has
only grown each day! I would have to be a pretty cold person to ignore how hard
he is trying...
I had gone off track and so I jumped back into
the game quickly. Checking my inventory again, I saw it now contained nearly
one hundred gold coins! Upon closing the inventory, a figure began forming just
feet away. A column of white light, which hummed softly, had appeared from the
sky. It thinned away into nothing and left a person behind in its wake. Waving
to us both was a thin skunk wearing a navy blue cloak. As Mel's avatar
approached I saw that instead of the traditional black color, he was blue and
white! He shook hands with my character... and
I felt it! The gauntlet produced a force of somekind that immitated
Melvin's grip! Shaking back with the phantom hand, I began laughing and looked
at Urving who was equally entertained. That is astounding! How in the hell
could it possibly formulate the perfect feeling of another persons hand? It
immitated the handshake so flawlessly, that I wouldn't have thought twice had I
been blind folded.
"Welcome to the weird world of Dread
Bringer!" Mel's avatar said, but I heard him through the tv.
"Thank you! What level are you?" Still shocked by what just happened,
I found myself asking this without thinking.
"Currently, only 34. Overall level though is four two seven." Mel
said back with a slight chuckle.
"Damn, how long have you been here?" My voice had an heir of humor
that got to Urving.
"Only like... three years." He replied
plainly. "Going on four I think..."
"Wow... have things changed? You know... for
us... humans?" Even though I had a firm tone, I managed to convey
positivity.
"Heck yeah! So much stuff wasn't our size before, lemme tell you
that!" Mel shouted with a loud laugh following.
Urving was laughing like crazy at this.
"So... things are good for us?" Again I tried to sound happy, though
I was trying to be serious.
"Issac, look at what you're doing right
now..." Mel replied bluntly causing both Urving and I to laugh
simultaneously. "You tell me kid. How are things for us humans?" It
felt silly and ironic seeing his Anthronian avatar say this.
"Things will only get better, right?"
Urving muttered softly referencing my words from last night.
His eyes were longing and beyond that I could see sad emotions welling up.
"Yeah, you're right. It will get better everyday." My response
brought a endearing growl out of Urving.
"If you ladies are done with the heart to
heart, I would like to kick some a*s." Mel said as he had his character
sit down.
"Oh shut it stink face!" Urving playfully snapped at Mel, his voice
still a bit frail.
"Come on, I'm close to leveling up!" Running off in game I didn't
wait for them until I found a nearby clearing.
They caught up a bit later and we continued on
together. If I was ambushed, I may die before one of them could have caught up.
Eventually we faced off against another group of bandits and I saw Mel's
character class. With a few funny gestures and a swipe of the arm, he sent a
solid wave of water crashing into the approaching enemies. While they lay
dazed, I was able to damage almost every single one! Mel slapped them down
again with another mini tsunami and I was there to finish them off. The same
heavenly light and angelic voices emanated from the television as I gained a
level! Mel cheered and Urving pat my shoulder. Instead of using the points
immediately, I opted to start saving and build up a large pool. I already seem
to do... decent damage. Urving seems to annihilate anything he hit and that is
what I was aiming for! Eventually we reached the coast and I was greeted by a
vast green sea of endless potential. Boating was one of the games skills, so...
what's across the water? How big is the map anyway? Urving said there are new
dimensions... I cannot even begin to fathom what that is going to look like...
"The fog furrow coast!" Mel declared as he stepped forward to the
waters edge.
"Damn, you know a lot about this!" A
chuckled came out as I responded.
"I was sort of a nerd on earth..." Mel admit, though not in a
harsh way. "This is just right up
my alley!"
"What's a nerd? Is it dangerous?"
Urving asked innocently, but I think it was rhetorical because Mel just
laughed.
"Can't lie this is pretty awesome!" As I turned the camera toward
Mel, I saw a city! "Wow..." I faintly whispered.
In the distance was a tall walled off town, that
extended outward into the ocean! Smoke rose unevenly and if one listened hard
enough, the sound of ship bells could be heard in the distance. Heading that
way with no indication made them not follow right away. I'm glad they did
however... Maybe ten seconds later a huge rumble shook the screen and the
ground ruptured throwing my character into the air. Plumes of sand fell from
the massive beast as it rose from beneath the beach. It was larger than any
creature we have encountered thus far and its roars shook the screen with ferocity.
The closest thing it could be compared to, would be a crab. But this thing had
eyes closer to a spiders, a tight cluster of flashy black beads. The warped
carapace held four claw tipped arms instead of two. The body was covered in
rocky outcrop like formations. Lunging forward with a claw open I brought both
arms up, but didn't have to guard! Urving's character caught the claw and began
fighting to push it back. This translated by him literally pushing both paws
outward with a small grunt. Reacting quickly, Mel drew his hand back and then
flung a spear made of solid ice forward! This shattered off the creature, but
gave Urving the opportunity to push it back and attack! He hit one of the legs
and it caused a wicked crack, followed by guttural screeching. As the fiend
stumbled it stabbed Urving, but did very little damage! Another hit from Mel
and Urving seemed to cripple on of the legs! This caused a small prompt to
appear on my screen and when initialized, my character climbed onto the giant
crustacean! With a little instruction from Urving, I managed to reach the
creatures eyes, avoid being hit, then blind the monstrous being! Wailing with a
horrific intensity the staggering and agonized flailing threw my character to
the ground. This dealt little damage and he recovered quickly.
"Get em Issac!" Urving called as the
stumbling tower began flinging claws randomly.
Seeing that the foe was close to death, I leapt forward
and use meteor punch! Unfortunately I came up short and the creature impaled a
claw, straight through me. Blood, bone bits, entrails... It was a brutal scene
before the screen went gray. Laughter overtook my embarrassment, but Urving
simply joined and assured me that it was no problem. While Urving blocked the
creature's stray strikes, Mel resuscitated my avatar after applying a type of
magic dust. As he performed his revival action, my character... and all his
gooey bits came back together! I levitated a moment as Mel's avatar chanted
harder and louder. All the light flew away and I (the avatar) was as good as
new! Actually, I was half health, but whatever... The thing killed me one shot
anyway, what's one half my hit points? Running passed Urving, I dodged a claw
attack perfectly and then another! Beneath the creature now, I jumped and meteor
punched it's back leg causing it to be ripped free! I made a type of
"HA" noise as it collapsed and died, which Urving responded to well.
This was equally awesome as I leveled up again from defeating the crustacean.
"Nice one buddy!" Urving pat my head
with a wiggle of his tiny tail.
"Who's hungry? Gonna have plenty of crab
when I'm done!" Mel laughed as his character began deshelling the giant
beast.
Urving sprung with alarm for a second, but I saw
him simply remove his pager from his pocket. "Oh wow! Time really flew by!
Hey Riot, Phelix and Barkley are almost here. We're gonna have to go
soon." His words were sort of sad, but Mel wasn't bothered.
"Oh sure just ditch me!" He joked. "All good, pops is gonna be
home pretty soon. I better clean up!" Mel sounded like he was admitting it
to himself. "See ya Urv! Have fun Iza!"
"Bye Mel, thanks again for the bonus!" I replied to my only human
friend.
"Save progress. All local players."
Urving stated a few seconds later holding his paws toward the screen.
After maybe, fifteen seconds the game confirmed
the save then removed our controllers from existence. Watching the gloves flood
away in sinewy strands of emerald light made me gush with amazement. Urving
watched my fascination and enjoyed it almost as much as I enjoyed the game
itself! Once the light was gone my gaze moved to Urving, but he seemed
concerned or alerted.
"Did you wanna keep playing? I'm sorry I
didn't ask!" Urving exclaimed as he got up.
"Relax, it's all good! That was awesome!" I mock punched his arms a
few time.
"You can play anytime buddy! Even if I'm not
here, feel free!" Urving assured me and pat my back happily.
"I do need to catch up, don't I?" Laughing this out felt nice, as I
was always critical of my performances.
"Just enjoy the game bud. It isn't going anywhere!" Urving replied as
he stood up and headed for the kitchen. "Want something bud? Hungry,
thirsty?" Urving asked.
"I'm a little peckish..." My reply made him laugh.
"I got ya covered Iza!" Urving replied,
but then stopped. "Wait... peckish?" His voice was friendly, yet
mocking.
I simply shrugged, as he returned with a large
box of what I assumed were crackers. Could I have been more wrong? They were
sort of like cookies, but not sweet. Miniature biscuits are the best way to
describe them, but they were not that fluffy. They were a tasty snack and
Urving grabbed a pawful himself. They tasted sort of like gravy, but I guess
turkey would be a more accurate description. Urving also brought me a bottle of
juice, which had pictures of both recognizable and alien fruits. It was sweet,
tangy, and very refreshing. It is funny how easily they blend our worlds in
small ways, like food and fashion.
The doorbell rang shortly after and I jumped at the strange sound. Urving
eagerly offered to carry me and I reluctantly accepted. His excitement made me
ignore how awkward this felt. Urving just wanted to carry his pet and that is
innocent... It did feel nice getting to answer the door, like this was
partially my house as well. It was swell to be noticed right off and not seen
secondly. Over these last few days, I have learned to hate people looking down
at me.
"Hey Urving! Sup spaz!" Barkley exclaimed as the door opened.
"Yo fellahs!" Phelix added offering a
finger for me to shake with.
"Thanks for coming over guys!" Urving
greeted them, as I was hoisted into a more comfortable carrying position.
"Hello you two." My response was a
little shaky as Urving shifted me about.
"You having a good day kid?" Phelix asked as they both entered.
"Yeah, how are things?" Barkley was
also interested in my current mood.
"Can't complain at all!" I responded leaning toward them both
eagerly. "I played Dread bringer today and it's awesome!" The two of
them cheered lightly after this.
"Oh man, that must've been fun!" Phelix stated, but I think he was
talking to Urving mostly.
"Dude, that's awesome! Can't wait to play
with ya!" Barkley added, nudging me slightly. "What class did you
pick?"
"He went with monk!" Urving answered
for me. "He's a coyote too!" Urving added.
"No way! Can't wait to see that!" Barkley quickly had a seat at the
counter.
"It's gonna be great to play with ya! I'll send ya some money when I play
next!" Phelix assured, but I told him he didn't have to.
"I'm was gonna do that too!" Urving
exclaimed, like he really wanted me to hear.
"Thank you both! I'm certain I can find my
own gold though!" This got a laugh from the group, but Urving was the
loudest.
"Wanna smoke Iza?" Phelix asked after he retrieved something to
drink.
"Yeah less is more, if ya get my
meaning!" Barkley waved a paw to reference how few of us were here.
"Totally, sounds good!" Urving gave me a quick hug when he saw how
friendly I was being.
Urving and the others gathered around his coffee
table. Barkley had a tiny metal cylinder, which I instantly recognized as his
grinder. Watching eagerly as he created a pile of ground pot, Phelix had a
small laugh. Looking up I realized he and Urving had been watching me the whole
time. From the way they stared it was not mocking or judgemental. I can only
assume that they were just talking about me...
"He's so much different than Riot!" Phelix exclaimed as I stared
inquisitively.
"Of course, all humans are different!"
Urving explained with a short laugh. "It said so in the pamphlet!"
"Yeah, Spaz seems... I don't know, tougher?" Barkley stated shooting
a glance to me, then Urving.
"Oh man, poor little Riot was so terrified
when I first met him! Took the lil dude a few days to even talk to me."
Phelix used a pitying tone as he mocked Mel playfully.
"Riot doesn't smoke either!" Barkley
added with a chuckle.
"Or drink for that matter!" Urving
compounded with a growing grin. "He's a little badass!" Urving
exploded shortly after.
I was hugged across the table and it almost picked
me up! It was impossible not to smile when you are being called
"tough" and “a badass" by creatures two, three, and four times
your size! Also receiving attention and affection from Urving was sort of fun.
It made me laugh thinking this must be what a teddy bear feels like! Constantly
at the mercy of a much larger beings love.
"You guys give me too much credit!" I
said as I fell back into a seated position on the floor. "I did run and
hide at first sight!" A less confident laugh followed this.
"Well..." Barkley began as Urving searched for something to say.
"We did all shout at you, first thing. Probably couldn't have
helped!" The three of them laughed and I eventually joined in.
"I don't even think about that!" Urving scooted around the table a
bit, to be closer to me. "All I remember is how much fun you have
been!" Another softer hug was paired with this statement.
It was hard to figure out what I wanted to say.
"Thanks man..." Was all I could mutter, but my smile held much more.
"Delia really likes you! She's super shy normally, so that has to say
something!" Barkley added as he emptied the grinder onto a magazine.
"Yeah and Gene... well she'll warm up to ya!" Phelix was just trying
to be nice, but I understood Genevide didn't like me that much.
"Urma asked me to apologize for Urnest, but
I told her you understand. He's young is all..." My face contorted a
little, but I managed to smile as Urving said this.
"He's fine. He'll warm up to me too!" My confidence made them all
give varying degrees of praise.
"Yeah!" Urving exclaimed hugging me.
"Let's get clouded!" Barkley stated
with a big grin, as he handed the pipe my way.
That is an interesting way of saying "get high". I thanked him, then
took a powerful, deep hit. Feeling the scorching at the back of my throat, I
coughed out hard and instantly gagged on my bone dry throat. Urving pat my
back, but it didn't help since I was trying to take a drink. Still I managed to
clear my throat and my breathing returned with a semi-wheezing additive. The others
commented on how my "smoking voice" was cool. Hearing myself, it
sounded like I was sick or trying to do a Batman impression. Do they have
superheroes? That isn't a terribly important question, but my curiosity is
limitless! Wait... Ferris is psychic and the lion who captured me was
telekinetic. They are superheroes in a way! Can I learn or be given these
powers? They probably wont trust a human with them...
"Oh man, you guys should have seen his face when the controller turned
on!" Urving exclaimed as smoke drifted from his maw.
"That must've been freaking adorable!" Phelix laughed as he messed my
hair up a little.
"You remember Riot? He thought we were putting him in handcuffs!"
Barkley laughed uproariously. "Now look at him, higher level than any of
us!" The others joined in after hearing this.
"It's all that free time! Kolm pampers him like crazy!" Phelix
interjected as Urving was preparing to speak.
"Not that Issac wont have the same freedom." Urving pat my shoulder.
"If you guys ever get a human, you'll understand."
"Figure I'd just borrow yours!" Barkley
laughed as he playfully pushed me, then took his hit.
"Iza makes his own decisions. I wont force him to do anything!"
Urving snapped back, but I was so touched by his words.
"I did promise Delia..." I added nonchalantly as the pipe was passed
to me.
"See, canine at heart!" Barkley replied
smiling my way.
"Your so awesome buddy!" Urving hugged
me again, the fluff of his body obscuring my vision.
"Thanks! Just being myself!" I replied
a little bashful.
"Well, I love it!" Phelix exclaimed with a quick applause.
"Me too..." Urving whispered to himself, but I looked up and gave him
a smile.
"You guys are too kind!" My response
caused a mix of "a'wws" and laughter.
Several bowls later they were still discussing
Dread bringer 3. There is a ton of stuff I haven't seen and from what they are
telling me, I barely scratched the surface. It has been fun so far, but it
sounds like this is something Urving really enjoys! Maybe it can be a bonding point,
since it is sort of human. The guys also communicate through it apparently...
It is funny calling them the guys, since they are actually a dog, a weasel, and
a bear. We were getting low on grinded pot and I was getting hungry! Better
still, I didn't have to say anything! Urving somehow picked up on this...
Urving seems to greatly enjoy food, or maybe it is seeing me enjoy a meal. The
others insisted on going out to get food, but I carefully whispered my concerns
to Urving, when they weren't looking.
"Well we can't all fit in the car Barkley.
Why don't I just go?" Urving suggested, but this just made me feel bad.
"We're the guests, we'll go! Don't
worry!" Barkley waved at Urving, but shot a short wink my way.
"What'd ya want kid?" Urving asked with
a small light sparking in his eyes. "Where ya goin?" Urving turned to
Barkley suddenly.
"Arfies! Get those corkscrew fries!" He
replied brightly.
"I'm not sure..." My answer was paired
with a small amount of thinking. "Whatever you wanted, get two!" I
snapped my fingers in a discovering way.
"Get us two large number sixes." Urving
stated turning away from me.
"Got it, we'll be right back!" Phelix announced following Barkley to
the door.
Watching them leave held some anticipation. In
the back of my mind, I was acutely aware of how much food meant now. Not being
able to eat freely has made anything from a small snack to a full meal, feel
special. Urving was excited to be alone with me again, as he planned to keep
smoking. He is much larger than I, so it must take more for him to feel it.
Also... I'm thinking clearly, so I obviously need a little more. This is not
easy to accept, but damn they are really trying! Not once have I felt pressured
or exposed... Sometimes it feels like I have to much attention, but that makes
a lot of sense! I’m trying too… I hope they see that…
"Hey, I gotta work tomorrow, but I'll be
back asap! Ferris is gonna come and visit. To keep you company." Urving
announced all of a sudden and I nodded, still in my own head.
"Sure... What do you do?" I asked, now actually drawn to this
question.
"Like my job? Oh, I work as security." He replied, still as intrigued
with me as ever.
"Makes sense!" I laughed to myself
before taking a long drag on the pipe.
"Why does everyone say that?" Urving
sounded serious, but I only laughed a little more.
"Because you're intimidating! I mean, damn..." I tried to make him
laugh, but a tiny smile was all I got for my effort.
"I hope..." He began, but then looked
at the floor. "I hope you aren't intimidated by me..." His glassy
eyes, though droopy from smoking, held great amounts of emotional content.
"No, not at all!" I replied again
touching his arm. "I was at first, don't get me wrong... But now..."
I faded off trying to find the words I wanted.
"Thanks bud..." He replied putting an
arm around me and closing me into a half hug.
Phelix and Barkley returned rather quickly.
Apparently a large number six, is a type of club sandwich, loaded with various meats
and vegetables! It was served on a bed of curly fries, but they were too salty
for my taste. I will have to become familiar with the menus of local
restaurants... This isn't exactly the best sandwich I have ever eaten, but I
couldn't complain. Feeling full is one of the things I treasure most now, that
and safety. It was sort of strange watching television again, with Urving,
Phelix, and Barkley, as the three of them knew all the shows. Eventually they
put on a sport called ralg, which was similar to soccer. Unlike soccer this
sport was played with both hands (paws) and feet (paws?). The goal was by far
the strangest difference between the two games. The "goal" in ralg,
was a huge stone ring, which could be pushed around by the goalie. Apparently
the goal tender cannot physically block the ball, only move the goal away from
it. The ball was made of solid wood, making it difficult to pass and intercept.
Overall it looked fun, but I would probably be killed playing with Anthronian's
Urving's size. Some of these athletes were bigger than Urving, which frightened
me deeply…
"Run, come on!" Barkley cheered as one
of the players mad a mad dash up the field.
"Go, go, go!" Phelix added raising his paws slowly overhead.
"Move it, come on! Move it!" Urving
waved a paw as the goal tender was caught off guard.
I was unsure what to cheer for or about, so I
simply watched. This moment brought me through time and I was given glimpses of
moments spent with my father. I remembered fragments of many sporting events
and games watched on television. A hot, stinging sensation began clawing at the
back of my eyes, but I avoided tears easily. It was far to happy right now to
just start crying. Still it is tragic how my life, how I used to live, is
nothing but memories now. In my heart I was still broken up over having to restart
and begin again...
The game ended soon with Phelix's team coming out
on top. Apparently they are from, wherever, Phelix originates. The two of them,
Barkley and Phelix, began breaking down how the game works, while we smoked a
little more. Urving would chime in occasionally, his gritty voice reduced to a smolder
by the pot. Phelix's bright eyes never ceased to shine when I looked at him and
Barkley's patience with me has grown a lot, so I must be greatful. Not only
that, but I was feeling more comfortable so this wasn't as freaky as my first
day. I sort of knew these pe-... animals and that made all the difference.
"We should take him to a match one day!" Phelix announced, patting my
shoulder as he stared up at Urving.
"Hell yeah!" Barkley added, patting my
shoulder.
"Of course, but only when you are ready Iza. No pressure!" Urving
reassured what I was hoping would be the case.
"Yeah, sounds great!" I tried to show
as much enthusiasm as possible, but I think they saw through it, as the
conversation changed quickly.
"So Issac, you gonna try and mate soon?" Barkley asked, as nonchalant
as one would ask for water.
"I... Uh... You... Well..." Stumbling over my responses, I was probed
with three eyes, who awaited an answer. "In a few years maybe... I'm not
sure..." My face was on fire with embarrassment.
"Don't pester him! Humans don't talk about that so openly!" Urving
insisted to him, but he just frowned a little.
"He was talking about my pups earlier..."
Barkely seemed confused.
"No, it's all good! Just sort of a curve
ball!" I laughed, but they stared at me blankly. "Like in
baseball?" I muttered feeling their eyes weight upon me.
"I LOVE BASEBALL!" Urving declared raising his muzzle to the ceiling
as he shouted.
"Wait really?" A warmth grew in my
heart while I watched his eyes illuminate.
"Yeah, we've played baseball here for years!" Urving nodded with both
eyes shut. "I want to take you so badly now!" He bounced with
excitement, pawing at me gently.
"That is astounding! I would have never guessed!"
Laughter came out on its own following this.
"Humans play a game called... ten hiss, ten this... uh... ten list?
Whatever, I like that one!" Phelix laughed at himself, declaring he was
too high to remember.
"Wait, you guys have tennis too?" I was shocked, looking back and
forth. "What about football or hockey? Do you guys have golf or... or...
wrestling?"
All three of them looked at each other, as I listed my last spontaneous sports.
A small gleam grew in their eyes, but my head just tilted from confusion. The
next thing I knew, I was cheering on someone called the Phantom feline, who was
in the middle of choke slamming a fat swine to the mat. It was great because I
think they were actually fighting! Unless this was incredibly well
choreographed, this fight is going to critically injure one of them! Though
violent and sometimes brutal, the male in me was excited to see more. Something
about this was awesome, another "just like earth" moment! The match
ended, but the announcer, a jackrabbit, quickly declared another battle to be
underway soon.
"So Issac, what's golf?" Urving asked
during the commercials.
"Oh, it's simple sort of... You take a club, like a thin bat, and hit a
little ball as far as you can!" Explaining this made them all listen.
"I like it so far!" Phelix smiled my way.
"Yeah!" Urving added, his nose lifting
as he smiled.
"You dopes..." Barkley shoved them lightly.
"You essentially have to get the ball in a hole with as few hits as
possible. It is not nearly as easy as that sounds! More of a skill than a
sport, we used to say!" This felt righteous, like being a human was
important!
"We have a similar sport, but we drop fruit
from flying craft!" Barkley added after I was finished.
"Oh wo-... wait, really?" I looked between all the faces, to try and
understand this absurd game.
"No, I'm messing with ya!" He knew I was on to him because no one
else played along!
"Don't do that man, he just got here!"
Urving scoffed, but it was in jest and we all laughed.
"I would have totally believed you!
Honest!" It would have taken a heart of stone not to laugh at his face.
"See, he trusts me!" Barkley put his arm around me and jarred me in
place. "Seriously though, we'll have to go to a ralg match or a brawl,
sometime!" Barkley's eyes lit like a firework, causing Phelix to follow
suit.
"Sounds great, just promise not to ditch
me!" This was meant to be a joke, but inside, I wanted an answer.
"No, never!" Urving's face was hurt
greatly. "It wouldn't be fun without you!" His dire face made me smile
inside.
"Don't cha worry!" Phelix quickly threw this out.
"No dog left behind!" Barkley's joke
made me laugh and the others joined.
The day furthered into what I could only imagine a day at the frat house would
be like! Beer, pot, women, wrestling, sports... all mannerisms of man oriented
activities. It felt great relating what I could to there world. Urving
continually inquired about the earth versions of things or if I was enjoying
what we watched. Like anyone in a new friendship he was desperately seeking my
acceptance and joy, but Urving pursued in a subtle, almost nervous manner. It
is understandable that he fears my fleeing or scorn, but on realistic level, am
I not a pet? Do we mean more than pets? This bizarre companionship I was now a
part of still needed nurturing, as did I... It has been painful to accept how
weak and unprepared I am...
"It's getting pretty late, we gotta work
tomorrow, so..." Barkley said after a while, but I had noticed the time
for a while.
"Yeah, thanks for dropping by guys!" Urving replied, rising and
scooping me up all at once.
"Hope today was fun kid, sorry we didn't do much." Phelix appeared
dispirited for a moment. "Promise, we'll do something fun together before
I go!" His smile was unstoppable and I couldn't avoid replying positively.
"Great, I hope we get to hang out again soon!" My semi-awkward
response was well received, as they rubbed my head individually.
"I live nearby so you aint gettin rid of me so easy!" Barkley
scratched my head, a big grin and laugh emerging from this.
"See you guys later! Thanks again!" Urving waved as they headed
toward the towering cube of a vehicle. "Well that was fun, hope you had a
good time!" Urving turned inward and spoke to me, once they had gone.
"Yeah, this has been... surprisingly normal, thanks." My response
made him smile, but we both laughed a moment.
"I guess that's good, right?" Urving tilted his head with a confused
grin, but I nodded putting him at ease. "Great! Glad to hear!" He set
me down and shut the door behind us. "Ya know if you ever wanted to be
alone, you don’t gotta ask. Right?" He suddenly added, just as I was going
to walk away.
"Uh, well... now I know, thanks!" My stumbled laughter still put a
smile on his mug.
"Great! Now I wanted to set up your pager, since I have to work
tomorrow." Urving lumbered over to the pile of presents. "We can also
move your stuff into your room!" He announced happily, turning over his
shoulder a second.
"Sure, but..." I began a deeper
thought. "You don't have to try so hard..." This was paired with an
uneasy smile.
"Well... what if I wanted to?" An innocent smirk crossed his maw, as
he pat my head with his enormous mitt. "Now, you have to turn it on and
it'll prick ya, so don't be afraid." Urving began tearing apart the packaging
of the rectangular box.
"Wait... does it use my DNA or
something?" I asked, but he nodded like this wasn't fascinating what so
ever.
"So no one can steal it!" He happily
announced gripping the internal plastic and stripping it from the unit itself.
"Here, put your finger right... there." Urving pointed to a pin sized
hole on the bottom of the unit.
Placing my finger on the hole caused a needle to
spring forth and prick me. Jerking my hand back, I began suckling my punctured
finger and watching the unit come on. It was sort of funny to watch, a machine
using blood to come to life! It was like a bad horror film! Still the unit
activated and it began running a type of diagnostic or update program. After it
ran this for a several minutes, the screen came on and a few symbols popped up,
which I assumed were logos and not letters. Soon it stopped this process and it
dropped to a blank blue screen with a ripple background. Several icons lined
the bottom, some recognizable and some foreign.
"This is how you get to your messages and
this is how you dial. I'll put my number in though." Urving tapped the
keys with his claws, to show me what it did. "Hope you are alright with
the rodent size. I was going to get you a canine sized one, but I figured it
would be a bit big." Urving chuckled and my face twisted a little upon
hearing "rodent".
"No problem at all! It's nice to have a
freedom like this!" I took it from him when offered, but didn't do
anything with it right away.
"Yeah, it comes with a few games, but if you
press this! You can buy new ones!" Urving announced, hitting a strange
little icon, which I can only describe as a wonky dollar sign.
"But I'm gonna be here most of the day,
right?" This sort of depressed me as it didn't sound very exciting, but safe
at least. "Why do I need more games?" I laughed, but he was seriously
trying to find an answer.
"Bro, I want you to have as much stuff as possible!" Urving seemed to
admit, but that just made me gush internally.
"A'ww stop it! I'm really grateful, I am,
but I just need some time." It felt nice getting to release some of these
feelings.
"Alright I'll go buy some time. You want
spray on or spreadable?" He asked grabbing his keys and pager.
"Wait... what?" My mind began exploring the astrological concept of
purchasing more time...
"I'm just kidding boy!" Urving pawed me in the gut and I was unable
to keep my cool.
"Come on!" I shoved at his paw away playfully. "That isn't cool
man!" Laughing at myself was something I haven't openly done in a while.
"Sorry, I couldn't resist." His eyes were little sparkles of pure
joy. "I gotta go call my boss and get my uniform together. I'll be out in
a lil bit!" Urving headed for his room as he said this.
"Alright." I nodded looking around, unsure...
Once he vanished around the corner a small panic took hold of me. It was hard
to decipher and understand, but it was very real. Not fear, but anxiety took
hold and I forced myself to logically think about why I was feeling this way.
Part of me simply felt excited for my first alone time in the house and I
didn't want to waste it, but another more powerful feeling was beneath that. It
was the unavoidable desire to run away... It confused me, as I was unable to
understand why I felt this way? Even though not ideal, I was happy, so this uneasiness
must be instinctual now... A shiver went up my spine seeing the irony of what
has happened. In running away from this, I have made it harder to integrate
with society once again…
Stepping into my room I sat on the bed and
clicked through the pager, phone... device. Why or how they got the word pager
was beyond me, but this is essentially a cellphone. The technological
advancements are incredible though... Small hexagonal shaped lenses lined the
inside of the screen bracket. With microscopic precision, they each reflect off
one another to form a solid screen of pure light. It worked as a handy
flashlight and it was crystal clear at any angle. Touching it, or interrupting
the light in any way, caused the others to amplify and attempt to fill in that
portion. It was overall silver in color but the face, where the buttons are, is
black. The "screen" is essentially a pair of metal arms with these
light cells on the inside. It is light and despite this, it feels incredibly
solid.
I moved my attention to the television in my
room. Like the living room unit, it was controlled via the hands and snapping.
Though I didn’t want to watch it, the act of using this one was fun in itself.
Heading out the backdoor, I found it pleasant to simply be outside. My heart
was opened to enjoying the nature and my mind became lost in the understanding
of my location. This planet, however close to earth it is, was far from home… A
small smile developed, as I heard the neighbor dog barking at me. Curiosity got
the better of me and I peeked through the fence, but was not happy with what I
saw… Imagine a bulldog the size of a wild boar… The fangs poking up from this
beast maw as it spat bark after bark, could easily rip straight through me…
“Normal dog my a*s…” I muttered as the blood eyed beast, charged the gate
barking.
Shivering and rushing inside, I tried to forget the giant gray and brown
monster, that is separated by just a wood fence. Upon entering I found Urving
at the room down the hall, but he reacted to me shutting the backdoor. His
nubby tail wiggled at the very sight of me and he waved me over. Proceeding
into the room, I saw Urving sitting at an isolated box, which he was going
through. Sitting next to him, on the other side of the box, I began looking at
the photographs with him. It was sort of odd, seeing solid photographs when I
thought this race super technological. A picture on this planet was much wider
and more oval in shaped, but they were apparently treasured just as heavily, as
on earth. Urving had them all kept in a metal box, stored away safely.
“This is my mom and dad. They both live on En, so I don’t see em often.” The
two bears were much younger, as the cub in their arms was very small.
Staring at the three pictures took me through a small portion of his parents
lives. His father was tall, strong, and all black fur. His mother was short,
petite, and a soft brown in color. Each photo showed them a little bit older.
From the first cub (Urving, I assume) where they glowed brightly with new found
joy, to the second (Urma) in which the graying had began. The final photo was
the two of them, kissing, older and sparkling with the happiness of freed
parents. It was somewhat beautiful to see these two animals, both presenting
features their children now wore. Life and family is the same here it seems…
“Oh! Yeah, I found this for ya!” Urving shot a paw into the box and took hold
of a colorful object. “I figured even a boy as sophisticated as you could
appreciate this!” It was a stuffed animal of some kind…
This lengthy, dragon like serpent was rainbow in
color and it had the head of a chameleon. Two long dragons wing spanned a fair
length of the toy. Staring at the beady little eyes and the silly fanged grin
made me smile. It felt silly, accepting a stuffed animal, but judging by the
damage… this was special to him and has survived a long time. This thing was
cut, stitched, torn, repaired, and overall held together with love and careful
needlework. Urving’s brilliance told me that my accepting this was a precious
moment for him.
“Thank you, what is it though?” I asked
pretending to fly the winged, snake, lizard, dragon thing…
“It’s a xoluti!” He reached for it. “They’re a mythical creature that bring
good luck! But it is really difficult to catch one.” Flying it around, he
pretended that it landed right in my arms. “Hiya Issac!” His cartoony voice
made me raise an eyebrow and a half smile.
“Thanks Urving.” Was all I could manage to say
through my sheepish grin.
“No problem, there are some books in here also,
if ya get bored.” He added pushing a paw through the box.
“Great, I’ll look at them as soon as I can!” The legitimately excited me, as I
was intrigued about their literature.
“No rush kid! Just wanted you to know!” He rocked himself into standing and
headed for the door.
It was getting late and Urving declared he would
have to go to bed soon. He asked if I would prefer moose or sloth for dinner…
This place is freaking weird sometimes… Opting out of trying sloth for the
first time, I decided moose would more than likely be… edible… It is a little bizarre
that a race of anthropomorphic animals, would openly consume feral animals… I
would really hope they do not cannibalize, but something told me that was a big
possibility. Remembering some of the fucked up things humans would eat and the
fact some anthronians consume humans made me shiver… Yet this felt even
somehow… To take my mind off of this, I played videogames while Urving cooked.
Though I offered to help several times, he declined and told me to “just have
fun”. Being called things like “buddy”, “kid”, “boy”, and even “spaz” has grown
on me… I only mention this because Urving actually said “just have fun buddy
boy!”
“Dinners ready! You wanna eat in the living
room?” Urving asked, leaning over the kitchen counter.
“Wherever you wanted! No stress…” I replied, just
a bit nervous about the food I was about to ingest.
Alright, so it was delicious, but that doesn’t change the fact, this is an odd
meat to choose! That is another thing… Urving does not seem to eat vegetables
or fruits… Not that I am complaining, as I ate produce far too much while on
the run. It just makes me a little worried for his health… Did I really just
say that? He’s a two thousand pound animal, he can take care of himself! Still,
just the thought did tug at my heartstrings… It was a very peaceful night. We
ate, watched some TV, played videogames, and just relaxed. This is what I have
wanted since I was taken from earth, serenity. Comfort led to drowsiness and
soon, I decided to retire to my bedroom, which was such an awesome choice to
get to make!
“You want me to tuck ya in?” Urving asked, a tiny frown developing, as I think
he knew what my answer would be.
“That’s alright…” I muttered, but felt bad instantly. “Good night Urving.” I
gave him a hug, which made him growl lovingly.
“G’night Issac! Sleep well buddy!” Urving hopped
up to return the hug.
It felt really weird
just walking away from him as he continued to watch television. Not that the
fact he is a giant bear hasn’t become stale, I just feelt bad leaving him…
Wait, what is with me? Did I really just say that? Hey, what can I say?
Urving’s just a swell guy! He has yet to do anything I didn’t want him to, or
force me to do anything he wanted of me! What does that say? Ooh man, I think
those few glasses of wine I had before bed are making me woozy. That’s probably
why I am tired, the booze not the…