You know that phantom itch that you get in your crotch zone late at night? Those are robots. I know what you’re thinking. How would they even get there? The government.Why would the Government do this? Control. Control over your body and your rights has a human being or alien to not have robots living in your pubes.
Yeah, I know it seems like a long shot, but think about it, if the government is spreading chemicals and poisons into our skies (theory), why wouldn't they put robots in our forests (pubes)? They don't like you having control over your body. What government would? I mean it's not like people would create robots just to put them in their underwear carpet? As much as that seems strange there is a kink for everything. Anyway I know the government is doing this.
I'll prove it to all of you. I'll do so with the help of my scientific pet Odin. He was my childhood Sphynx cat, until he was hit by a car when I was fifteen. Five months later I was able to reanimate his corpse and for the last 5 years he has been doing okay, his eyeball hangs out though, and he now talks like a human, and smokes weed. Good thing I'm 20 though, parents think it's a college phase where I smoke the weed, and not the reanimated corpse of Odin, who they don't question the fact that he is alive with an eyeball flying around.
Updates on these Pubic Roombas are sure to come.
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