~> You Remember Fifty Years Ago?

WIFE :

 

Earl you seem a tad sad,

are you alright?

You look like a deer

caught in a headlight.

HUB'S :

You remember fifty years

ago dear.

When yer Dad caught us 

naked in the barn drinkin' beer?

WIFE :

Yeah he said you'll get fifty 

years in the pen;

if ya didn't marry me RIGHT THEN!

HUB'S :

I was jest thinkin' about that 

night, HOLY COW.

Dang,

 I woulda been a free man by now~

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