Lotsa Limericks ... Politicians Per Verse

Our prez is now Donald J Trump

Who has promised to clean out the sump

      Well he's certainly no wussy

      When groping a p***y

What more to expect from a gump?

In charge of the Vice, Michael Pence

Said some things that embrace little sense,

       "Global warming's a myth"

       But's now taking the fifth

In attempting to straddle the fence

We all recall general Flynn

Put in charge of security spin 

      A trained atomiser

      No more Trump's advisor -

His deal with the devil's his sin

The billionaire Betsy Devos

Making plans for a school albatross

      Hating free education 

      Backs private castration

And kids will be bearing her Cross.

The Congress approved Jeff B. Sessions

Ignoring his racist obsessions

      He seemingly cares

      More for foreign affairs

While forgiving Klan's toxic transgressions.

Chief strategist Stephen K. Bannon

Develops the Great Again Canon:

      The Goldman Sachs Bankster

      Turned yellow rag gangster

Flings crap from the New Order cannon

Says EPA ruler Scott Pruitt 

"Instead of dry facts, we intuit..."

      (His work as denier

      Keeps profits much higher) 

"... If everything dies, well, just screw it"

The war whoops of Mad Doggy Mattis

Awaken the death apparatus

      With boundless expense

      For a doomsday defence -

Armageddon administered gratis

The magnates no longer need lobby

Or fight regulations thought snobby -

       Now set in the saddle 

      They're herding the cattle

And pulling the strings as a hobby

Now the Don can start wielding the axes

Truncating the tariffs and taxes

      The Mafia boss

      Is dismissing the dross

And poverty's pain as it waxes

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[mattavelli]

Hello, Terry! :)
I love it. Politicians Per Verse. Haha
I had some poems posted on this topic, but I took them down in good will when donald was fired, and I'm hoping the universe pays me back in criminal convictions.