WEDDING DRESS.

A MOTHER AND SON AND HUSBAND AND A WEDDING DRESS QUESTION

Hey Honey,
you want Mommy
and Daddy to marry again,
so Mommy can buy
one of those new
wedding dresses?
The dame said.

No,
the kid said.

Why's that Honey?
The dame said.

Because you
and Daddy'd have
to divorce first
and I can't handle
that kind
of emotional turmoil,
the kid said.

Awe Honey,
that's so sweet,
the dame said,
did you hear
that Hubby?
Huh?
What the kid said?

The guy(eyeing
some young sweet
a*s girl walking
on by) sure did,
he said,
can't have him
go through
no turmoil,
over some wedding dress
or that divorce
kind of mess.