NO CAKES.

ON AN OFFICE TRAINING PROGRAM

Two hours worth
of training
tomorrow morning.

Not entirely sure
what I’m learning,
but they said

I had to be there.
A man
with a moustache

once said
that the best way
to bring in

the crowds
was the offer
of free cake

& then you turn up
& there is no cake.
There was no mention

of baked goods
of any variety
for said

training tomorrow,
which bodes well
for us.

Written by my late son Oliver Collett.(1984-2014)