WHO AM I TO JUDGE.

A NEW OFFICE SAFETY REPORT AND SUCH.

I read a report
detailing how great
my department is.
The new safety dude

suggested we carry out
our own inspections
& turn it
into a competition

with prizes
& everything
(more fun than
a sailing trip

to Somalia).
I don't
have time
for this,

I’m too busy
deciding what to eat
at one
of my Christmas

work dos.
The worrying thing
was when (this dude)
started giving me tips

on how
to carry
a handbag,
seemed to be

quite an authority
on the subject.
What people
get up to

in their own time
is none of my business,
if it's a comfort thing
who am I to judge?

Written by my late son, Oliver Collett.(1984-2014) (C)