Did you know
that whale s**t
is used
as a fixative
in perfumery?
(The girls in the office
looked perplexed)
Ambergris
is usually passed
in the faecal matter.
It is speculated
that an ambergris mass
is too large
to be passed
through the intestines
so is expelled
via the mouth,
leading
to the reputation
of ambergris
as primarily coming
from whale's vomit.
(The office girls
smiled meekly.)
Anyway, I think
I’ve enlightened
your lives enough
for one day.
Written by my late son, Oliver.(1984-2014) (C)