Gregory

This is a story about a basketball playing banana. I think it's written like a screen play, but this is how I used to write a few years ago. It's graphic and very random.

They say bananas can't play basketball, haha, they don't know Gregory!

 

Some Guy - "Ey man let's play some ball already huh?"

Anthony - "ok I got Gregory on my team."

Some Guy �" “who?”

Anthony (imagine a close up on the mouth when he says it) "Gregory"

Some Guy - "man whatever let's play!"

Some Guy's bouncin the ball, "hey where yo' boy Greg at?"

Anthony - "right here, don't worry"

Some Guy's got that WTF look. "Dude, you crazy."

Some Guy goes for a lay-up, WHEN ALL THE SUDDEN!!

Anthony - "Go Gregory!"

A banana goes flying into the face of Some Guy.

Some Guy - “Hey MAN WHAT THE F**K!"

Anthony �" “what man? Defense."

Some Guy - "you threw a gott damn banana at me b***h!"

Anthony - "that's Gregory dude, I told you. My ball"

Some Guy - "Whatever"

     Anthony works his way down the court when Some Guy comes from behind and smacks the ball away.

  Anthony sends Gregory to get it back. Some Guy slips and busts his a*s.

Some Guy - "WHAT THE F**K!"

Anthony - "it's that Gregory defense"

Some Guy - "well I just smoshed Greg, so now what?"

Anthony - "I rape you till oranges fall out of your a*s."

Some Guy - "what?

But before Some Guy can react, he's already a*s up done.

Some Guy (in a crying voice) "yo man what the s**t yo!"

Anthony - "shut up and take this carrot dick you w***e!"

Just then a robot slams down and crushes the black top.

XJ94 Delta - "beep beep boop bop"

Anthony - "oh no my enemy XJ94 Delta!"

XJ94 Delta - "Shreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech"

Anthony - "f**k off you rusty piece of s**t"

Still getting raped, and crying, Some Guy says," what da f**k is goin’ on man?!"

Anthony - "sorry some guy, but I need your life-force!"

So Anthony’s face tenses up, and some guy starts getting sucked into his dick. His head gets sucked into his chest, and then his chest collapses. Once complete Anthony turns into a      bio-organic, robotic, 2 ton fiesta pig.

Anthony -"oink oink s**t-smear." Then he shoots fire out of his snout.

XJ94 Delta - "beep beep beep booowooop"

But before Anthony can shoot fire, XJ94 Delta ejects 7 chainsaws into Anthony’s piggy body.

Random bum - "BAAAAAAAAACON TIME!"

Out of the cut up body emerges a heavenly like creature. It is Gregory. The basketball playing banana.

Gregory - "hahaha I'm back!"

XJ94 Delta gets so confused it's head catches on fire and he malfunctions.

Gregory - "Yuh, saved the day w/my alley-oop once again."

 

 

END

Author's Note

Please don't be too harsh on grammar or anything. I just want to know if the story was interesting or whatever your opinion is. I'm going to re-write it soon and post the newer version as well. Thank you.