I Wrote this In My Bathroom

I Wrote this In My Bathroom

A Poem by Melinda
"

Yeah, you pretty much got the gist of it there..

"

The fat gray cat pushes his head through the bathroom door

while I'm sitting on the toilet.
I ask him "Can't I take a piss in peace?"
He looks at me and says nothing.
I ask him "What, were you some kind of pervert

in a previous life?"
He looks at me, and says nothing.
I sigh, finish up, and flush.

After I wash my hands and dry them on my hip

I say to him "I suppose it's my fault for not closing the door".

He still says nothing,

but he rubs his rump on my ankles on the way out.

© 2010 Melinda


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Melinda
Melinda

Wyoming, MN



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