Upskirt

Upskirt

A Story by David

        Upskirt

Here we are entering the second week of march and I ponder the schemes, scams ,political posturing and just plain wrongs about to be done to us. I hope not to ramble but with all the nonsense going on about me, I may have a hard time. This state I live in has just legalized pot dispensaries. I believe there were 26 licenses granted across the state. The 40 square mile around my home was granted 3 of those licenses. Funny thing, all three of those licenses went to a former congressman who had also served as attorney general and has huge ties to political fund raising. Is it just me or do I sense corruption?

Let’s move on to the dumbing down of America. One of the news crawls brought this wonderful tidbit to me and I couldn’t wait to share it with you. There is to be a new show to brighten our dull lives. This lil gem will be hosted by a comedian, Dory Benson. ( Who?) The theme is pot smoking celebs and their tales. Wow! Can’t wait to see that one man!

Polls taken about Hillary Clinton. She places very high in polls with democrats but when asked what has she accomplished, not one of the people polled could respond with any answer other than well, she was Secretary of State. Me thinks I have heard from a very stupid voting public.

The daughter of a republican governor is a member of an “electric punk rock band”. The girl is very pretty and who knows, may be talented. She apparently took or had a photo taken wearing a headdress. My God you would think the sky was falling, the libs out of their mind about how devastating this would be to the Indian nations. Seems we have several wars going on, several more on the horizon, the Mideast to become nuclear, we are being inundated by drugs crossing our open borders, our streets are war zones, our country being spent into oblivion and their concern is about how Indians might feel.

Here is a little fun one brought to you by Kink O himself. This is the guy that counts 57 states and calls marines corpsemen. We now know that he may be smart( well to some people) but can’t spell. This dope reads anything that is put in front of him on a teleprompter. A tribute to Aretha had him spelling respect. What a dunce.

This dope has destroyed our economy, has not created any jobs except for political hacks and ner do wells, killed the insurance industry, lost money hand over fist by subsidizing green energy that continually fail and the list goes on for ever. What are his priorities $10.10 an hour minimum wage. He calls it a living wage that can make a mortgage and car payment. In what country, I ask? To start, 1.3 percent of the country earns minimum wage. How many of those are making mortgage payments? Aside from his hard cold calculations, some in his cabinet are bemoaning the fact that this Russian business is going to screw up his upcoming vacation plans. Didn’t this dope just finish like his 20th vacation? Ahhh, the world of the Arrogant Narcissist! Speaking of that, King O’s wife Moochell is planning another fun filled vacay for her daughters and mother as well as herself of course. They are off to China to lecture the Chinese about the importance of education. Has this dimwit seen our standings in the world? She should save us ten million dollars and stay home.

It seems that the Department of Homeland security has been at our mails as well as the NSA. A senior lecturer from Indiana State , one Christine Von Der Haff was meeting a guest, a Greek national at the airport. He had his passport and was checked for security and cleared. Upon arriving DHS pulled his passport and questioned the pair extensively to the point of asking about their sex lives. This pulled from emails they had exchanged. So now we have national sex police. It was hours later but they returned his passport. Welcome to America, land of the free and home of the brave! I’m gonna puke!

I have saved the best for last. It seems the Liberal Justices of this state have found it legal for snapping photos under woman’s skirt as she walks by. This being caused by some pervert on the trolley lines snapping dozens of photos before being arrested. Having his day in court he was freed by these slimy jurists stating that the woman was clothed so therefore no laws broken. WHAT! I think I’ll write to them about their decision and ask where their daughter catches the train!

Have a pleasant day and make sure you turn off all your electronics before talking to your husband or wife. The sex police may be lurking just outside your door

© 2014 David


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David
David

hyannis, MA



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