UpskirtA Story by David
Upskirt Here we are
entering the second week of march and I ponder the schemes, scams ,political
posturing and just plain wrongs about to be done to us. I hope not to ramble
but with all the nonsense going on about me, I may have a hard time. This state
I live in has just legalized pot dispensaries. I believe there were 26 licenses
granted across the state. The 40 square mile around my home was granted 3 of
those licenses. Funny thing, all three of those licenses went to a former
congressman who had also served as attorney general and has huge ties to
political fund raising. Is it just me or do I sense corruption? Let’s move
on to the dumbing down of America. One of the news crawls brought this
wonderful tidbit to me and I couldn’t wait to share it with you. There is to be
a new show to brighten our dull lives. This lil gem will be hosted by a comedian,
Dory Benson. ( Who?) The theme is pot smoking celebs and their tales. Wow!
Can’t wait to see that one man! Polls taken
about Hillary Clinton. She places very high in polls with democrats but when
asked what has she accomplished, not one of the people polled could respond
with any answer other than well, she was Secretary of State. Me thinks I have
heard from a very stupid voting public. The daughter
of a republican governor is a member of an “electric punk rock band”. The girl
is very pretty and who knows, may be talented. She apparently took or had a
photo taken wearing a headdress. My God you would think the sky was falling,
the libs out of their mind about how devastating this would be to the Indian
nations. Seems we have several wars going on, several more on the horizon, the
Mideast to become nuclear, we are being inundated by drugs crossing our open
borders, our streets are war zones, our country being spent into oblivion and
their concern is about how Indians might feel. Here is a
little fun one brought to you by Kink O himself. This is the guy that counts 57
states and calls marines corpsemen. We now know that he may be smart( well to
some people) but can’t spell. This dope reads anything that is put in front of
him on a teleprompter. A tribute to Aretha had him spelling respect. What a
dunce. This dope
has destroyed our economy, has not created any jobs except for political hacks
and ner do wells, killed the insurance industry, lost money hand over fist by
subsidizing green energy that continually fail and the list goes on for ever.
What are his priorities $10.10 an hour minimum wage. He calls it a living wage
that can make a mortgage and car payment. In what country, I ask? To start, 1.3
percent of the country earns minimum wage. How many of those are making
mortgage payments? Aside from his hard cold calculations, some in his cabinet
are bemoaning the fact that this Russian business is going to screw up his
upcoming vacation plans. Didn’t this dope just finish like his 20th
vacation? Ahhh, the world of the Arrogant Narcissist! Speaking of that, King
O’s wife Moochell is planning another fun filled vacay for her daughters and
mother as well as herself of course. They are off to China to lecture the
Chinese about the importance of education. Has this dimwit seen our standings
in the world? She should save us ten million dollars and stay home. It seems
that the Department of Homeland security has been at our mails as well as the
NSA. A senior lecturer from Indiana State , one Christine Von Der Haff was meeting
a guest, a Greek national at the airport. He had his passport and was checked
for security and cleared. Upon arriving DHS pulled his passport and questioned
the pair extensively to the point of asking about their sex lives. This pulled
from emails they had exchanged. So now we have national sex police. It was
hours later but they returned his passport. Welcome to America, land of the
free and home of the brave! I’m gonna puke! I have saved
the best for last. It seems the Liberal Justices of this state have found it
legal for snapping photos under woman’s skirt as she walks by. This being
caused by some pervert on the trolley lines snapping dozens of photos before
being arrested. Having his day in court he was freed by these slimy jurists
stating that the woman was clothed so therefore no laws broken. WHAT! I think
I’ll write to them about their decision and ask where their daughter catches
the train! © 2014 David |
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Added on March 10, 2014 Last Updated on March 10, 2014 AuthorDavidhyannis, MAAboutLove to write but never seem to finish anything I write for my own pleasure of pen to paper more..Writing
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