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A Story by David

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Well here we are in the midst of the Christmas season. The first thing that has come to my attention is that this current president of this once great country did not attend church on Christmas. He has to be the first ever to not do so. He did however have time to take another seventeen day taxpayer funded vacation at the cost of rumored to be up to seven million dollars! He had time to go golfing and hiking but not church. For the head of state that is unbelievable. Even if you are faithless you do what is required of your position! The press has done a wonderful job of covering this up. Dear leader has also had seven house bills flown to his getaway for personal signature when they could have been auto penned. There is no government waste too much for this guy. We are mired in a jobless supposed recovery and he gives government employees a raise. La La la.

There are 535 members of Congress ruling 330 million people and not giving a damn about what we want. Something is just so wrong with that math. This of course does not include the millions of illegals or for that matter it does not include me. I refuse to participate in the gathering of invasive data by the census. I am already being spied on through my computer camera, emails, telephones, even newer tvs can be remotely turned on by the NSA without the knowledge of the owner. In other words Big Brother not only can watch but most likely is watching. These dopes running Congress are stupid beyond belief.

Here are some of the looney things they have said to an airline reservation clerk. One was an aide to John Kerry. They were requesting fares and cost to fly to Hawaii. After all was explained ( I couldn’t make this up) They asked the agent if they flew to California and took a train the rest of the way would it be cheaper?

There was a committee meeting about supplying weapons to Guam. One bright bulb on the committee stated he was concerned that all that added weight would make the island unstable and tip it over! He was assured by the chairman that they would not let that happen.

Another congressional dolt called reservations. She was looking for flights and hotels to Orlando. She wanted an oceanview. When told that there were no views of the ocean she called the reservation clerk a liar. She said I am looking at the map as we speak and Florida is a skinny state.

Another just elected senator from this state called to make reservations and also wanted an oceanview. This being her own state, one would think she would know there is no way to see the ocean from the Berkshires. It being inland a hundred miles. And this bright bulb is being mentioned as possible presidential material.

Another calling for reservations asked about fares to Cape Town. Was given the information and also was asked if her passport was current. The woman was incredulous and wanted to know why she needed a passport and why it took so long to fly there. When pressed a bit, turns out she wanted to go to Cape Cod. She told the clerk, whatever and hung up.

Another of the dream team called about reservations to get to China. After discussing fares, the clerk told her she needed a passport as well as a visa. This piece of intelligence said I have been there more than six times and never had to get visa. They always take American Express!

Another has our astronauts walking on Mars.

I swear this is not a Christmas prank. This is scary stuff.

We have millions of people losing their health insurance because of this Marxist at the top. This new Obama care will dissolve under its own weight. Then the insurance industry will be in ruin. This is nothing but a tax and run scheme!

Our racist , gun running Attorney General has made new rules again for whites. There have been hundreds of documented assault by blacks on whites playing this so called knockout game. The press trying to dissolve any impact and discounting the numbers. Nothing to see here folks, move along. This week, one white dope decided he was going to play this game and assaulted a black man. Well the racist in charge has decided this is a federal hate crime and will be tried by the feds. So 600 0r 700 assaults by blacks on whites is just a game but one attack on a black man is a hate crime. Where the hell does this end.

Reading some of the online papers leads me to believe the world is ending.

A South Carolina woman attacks her boyfriend with a ceramic squirrel wounding him and requiring a hospital visit. The reason? He didn’t pick up any beer!

Another South Carolina woman attacks her fiancée with a knife wounding him and again requiring a hospital visit. This about wedding color scheme.

An eighteen year old not getting the I Phone he had demanded for Christmas gets a knife and attack his father and wounding his brother.

An eighteen year old beheads mother’s boyfriend.

Flash mobs of 15 and 16 year olds over running a mall and destroying merchant displays and merchandise.

A separate mall in New York has 600 or so beating one another to a pulp. Why? No reason.

People in Argentina wade into a river populated with Pirahana. Over seventy injured with amputations of fingers and toes, bites all over. Because it was over a hundred degrees the ones not wounded were back in the river less than an hour later. Can you say Huh? I guess it not just here that people are losing their minds!

I imagine with just a speck of research I could go on for days but you get the idea. WE’RE SCREWED!