The Mizing Rant

This is a rant between a friend of mine and myself displaying the powers of strange conversations between two friends

Tayler

pretty solid, cause I'm mizing colors

 mixing

 not mizing

 though that is a pretty cool word

 

Nat

yea. I wonder what it should mean...

 

Tayler

 we should make up a definition!

 

Tayler

 mizing

 

Nat

ok... mizing... sounds like it should be a noun... meaning...

 

Tayler

 rhymes with jizzing

 like that song jizzed in my pants

 but I dont think it should refer to that, what do you think

 ?

 

Nat

yea... I heard that one, its wierd...

 

Tayler

 it is very strange

 I think mizing should refer to armadillos

 (sp?)

 

Nat

anyway, sure, sounds good to me, but it should be synonomous with Meatloaf at the same time...

 

Tayler

about the trance like state at an armadillo goes into while in the presence of Meatloaf in the middle of June wearing nothing but a sombrero with a bandana tied around it's tail, depicting the acient city of Mecca

Nat

only the armadillo must be italian, it has to be somewhere between June 14-18, the sombrero must have a 6.38942 inch radius and the bandanna must be blue.

 

Tayler

 I think it should be a cross breed between a hispanic jumping bean and an itallian marmaset.

 And the bandana shall be blue, only instead of Muhammad the Prophet in Mecca, it should be Santa Clause

 

Nat

and the bandanna must ba pi inches from the tip of the tail and not be one .0000000000000000000001 off.

 

Tayler

 oooooohhh!

 It should be the only bandana in the world that can be divided by pi!

 but only on monday through sundays, 9-6:32

 

Nat

it should! bandanna / 3.1415926535897932384626433842795028841... = hampster

 

Tayler

 =hampster in a mini skirt

 

Nat

but no shorter than knee length

 

Tayler

 because that would be against the school dress code

 

Nat

exactly.

 

Author's Note

Ok, this is just copy and pasted from the internet, which we were chatting on, and there will be gramatical errors, please don't comment on them. :) THANKS

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[Melanie Nicole]

Ah ha. I love you and Nat :]