TUMBLE-TRIPS

There are three things that Hel thought she was waiting for him at the university. One: the firstHereal,He almost love, melirHela spends He They sang real, visceral, palpable, deeply moving odes. TwoHe: Maybe a film director can make friends He with a student who is lateHebb invites him to guest star in one of his test films, and if he's lucky, he might even appear in a feature film. He wouldn't even mind putting his name in parentheses at the very end of the cast list. Three: Right after the graduation ceremony, he gets down on one knee in front of the lady of his dreams and proposes to herHe question. Would at least two children want to build a big happy-sad life together with himHeccel, or rather now confess to each other and if the lady says no, then there will be no reunion!

The first of these He, true love might already be thereHett over there, mielHett could really get to know the sweet, little girl Zsófika, whomHeand then it soon became clear thatHelovingly alternates her male partners. FHesometimes he was a fan of machos and chubby dudes, but he also liked naked water polo guysHehis golden heart. KnifeHebb Zsófika is clearughshe dated five men for a whileHeas commons, and the black soup, mutual pretenses, excusesHezHeand the era of good fun came to an end when he was caughtHeto mud, lick and eat the tiny, hidden steps of the Department of HistoryHehere on the Museum boulevard.

It follows thisHeand hHethe next day it was as if a devastating apocalyptic world was in its last, only existenceHewould be a member who went in as a sleepwalking zombieHeto listen to the broadcast, diligently taking notes, but in reality he behaved like an automatic terminator who could neither hear nor see, programmed by someone to be a machine without emotions.

When Zsófika sat down on the bench next to her with a radiant smile, almost blushing, hHeshe lovingly began to chat about what kind of smooching and sex techniques her boyfriend on duty was able to perform with herHehe felt as if his beating heart were being ripped out right there, and then the raw, throbbingHea piece of meat is served as dog food.

"Honey!" I know I can trust you! I am so happy! Sex with Zoli was frenetic! He's straight up losing his mindHe, we floated in euphoric intoxication for long, immortal minutes! - goes into the detailsHethat Zoli's abs were throbbing sensationally, and his biceps were losing their mindsHeen swollen etc.

Well, what about the film directorHeas far as getting to know the student is concerned, we have to say that it was half-way successful.

Of course, if we don't count the fact that there was another oneHeI love youugh, a superstitious lady who secretly admired the free verse fughfor our zfapoet, and he tried his best to follow it, so that, like some enthusiastic little one, twenty-four hours a day, hughfollowed him everywhere. And who, unfortunately, connected him with a knifeHebb his life, who is constantly suffering from cramping.

At the same time, the film directorHemajor student invited him for a kind of no-beginning-no-end trial recording with cameras set up and one or two operasHewith those who do not know each otherHeztek laugh out loud that most arrangeHehe's typically looking for character faces for movies in general, and then they call in a totally amaHer nudibranch tumor.

"Listen Róbi!" I think you captured the scene damn well, but there are still a couple of negotiations to go with my teachers, but if they find everything in order, you can expect to appear in my exam film! The password: the limit is the starry sky! Of course, this also had an unfortunate outcome, because Róbit - unfortunately - did not want to allow the time Heand uncle porter, who started examining Róbit with suspicious eyes like some kind of ex-commando, and holy cherry HezHeit happened that the He- stumble, you're unluckyHeyoung man bugh woman He, or unlucky robber.

"Let's stop, my dear friend!" - he stepped out of his glass cage in the Vas Street building. "Where, where?"

"Uh… yes… have a good day!" I came to film... - he mumbled.

"Well, my dear friend, the big problem is that you weren't invited!" By the way, are you a student or just a guest?! - fixed the old man.

"Please... it was like... one of the film directors."Hemy friend…

"Don't even continue!" The door is behind you! Start outside! - the old man ordered, and he didn't seem to be in the mood for a joke.

He also managed to screw up the girl's request, because it turned out that the lady's father is rich and can do itHes destined his little girl for a man, and after the lady is her father's money HeIt depends on what you didHeeverything, and he had no intention of giving up the kind of standard of living that his precious daddy had guaranteed and ensured for him, so there was no question that the cheap ticketughrughwith, together with bouquets of flowers fHehHehe patted it back after taking it down wellHesei bHei's house.

The direct consequence of this was that Róbi tried to commit suicide in a gloomy, esHes, on a summer night, and after his family - firstHein turn, his mother found out about it, since his father died - his maternal grandmother, accompanied by two big slaps, tried to dissuade his one-eyed great-granddaughter from making a fatal mistakeHel.

"But what the hell are you doing with yourself, my dear son?" asked tHeafter a big slap, this will followHethey cried together.

And if that still wasn't enough for Róbi's father's funeral, ex-friendHemy best friendHehe sent Kingucika. It is not appropriate to say that Róbi's mother would have regularly scratched Kinga's eyes, but Róbi is an ex-boyfriendHehe would have slapped her too, for daring to step on this altar's disappointing impudence.

And Róbi, in his somewhat childish naivety, would have kept waiting for a text message, an email, or a phone call from his ex after his father's funeral.Hel thatHealmost express condolences, but if someone has already broken off a relationship, then he has necessarily cut off all its remaining roots and creeping tendrils from the outside world.

Róbi has just begun to completely abandon himself and dive into what promises to be lastingHe, in the swamps of massive, underworld self-pity, when he unexpectedly meets an old high school classmateHeje set up unexpectedly by a light, derughand on a summer day to his panel apartment.

"Hello dear!" - he greeted with a perky, cheerful smile, and he was already kissing the three- or four-day-old bearded, neglected homeless man, mostly wearing a housecoat, on both sides.He, a man in his thirties. "Sweetheart, don't be upset that I'm saying this, but have you looked in the mirror lately?" And what is this ridiculously nose-squeezing bughz?! he entered through the front door.

"Uh... well, I don't know..." he answered in a hungover voice. "Would you like… maybe some coffee?" Take a seat! Sorry for the mess. - he frees himself, then offers his old friend a seat.

"Yes!" I would like some shaving foam and a razor so I can tidy up a bit! Where is the bath?Heroom? �" he doesn't hold back and with a gazelle escape, literally flies into the hole next to the back bedroomughbathHeroom to get cleaning supplies, and then come back in just a few minutes. "Are you going to shave me or should I do it?" he feelsHehe says in his serious, measured, kind voice that he doesn't have the slightest desire to joke.

- No! Of course, of course! Now! �" Róbi is dry, greasy bHethe shaving foam is already crammed onto it, which is not exactly the most pleasant feeling on earth to peel it off with a blade in this form, but it is familiarHefor no reason, now he feels that he is accepting everything.

"Oh dear!" Not like that! Róbi pats his handHela remaining lather and takes the razor out of his hands. "Go."Hebb Wash your face thoroughly with warm water and then apply the foam. he instructs gently, but firmly. Róbi makes another crooked turn and storms out of the bathHeroom to wash thoroughly with hot water, only this time he smears his new face and finally carefully removes the painful, itchy skin with the razorHesHert, which almost got on his nerves so far.

When a surprise returnsHehe's handsomeugh, fess and charismatic man glances at the sparkling, admiring eyesughfriendHetowards je, who is not gyHezi to praise how good it looks:

"You see my Robuska!" You can if you really want to! Now, if you don't mind, let's talk! I was dying that you recently broke off the weddingHeyou, and your fiancee broke up with you, which made you want to commit suicide! �" it seems that in the sensitive soul of the elegant, pretty lady, real emotional storms, cataclysms that want to rage are raging and raging. Now he would like to give you two slapsHebut he restrains himself because he loves meHewalk. "How could you be so selfish?"He?! What did you think? That those you leave here will take life easier from now on?! �" he can no longer bear not to run over to her, hug her with brotherly love and cuddle her for a bit!

"I'm so worried about you!" I was so scared, my dear bear! - she comforts him, stroking his hair with motherly feelings, then when he feels that he is exposing himselfHehe unfolds his feelingsHel and carefully lets Róbi go. "Don't ever try to throw life away from you again!" Otherwise I will be very angry with you! Did you understand?! - angelic, jinglesHehis voice is not threateningHerather, he's just extremely scaredHes, and was terrified. As if trembling slightly.

"I promise... I'm sorry..." he apologizes profusely. - And how are you? How is your life going? - tries to change the subject, but feels that maybe the time is not rightHepoint.

- Pay attention! I say let's sit down and talk ourselves out! You have a fantastic apartment, can you hear that? - he looked around precisely. Nothing escapes his searching gaze. - I see the interest in booksughetcHeyou still haven't given up on passion! Congratulations! My husband has a lot of books too! If you think so, I'll be happy to bring you here with a truck! - he laughs funny with snow-white, blinding unpainted teeth.

"Well… that sounds really good!" I really like books!

"But who's with him now!" will hold her in her lapHebig paws. "How did you meet your ex?"

"Well..." deep breathHetakes t and turnsHeAs an eminent student, l-hegyi tells almost every excruciating detail of his acquaintance and relationship. Starting with champagneHewith coincidencebHeHe was dumped by his ex-boyfriendHewho would have scratched out his eyes, then when he saw that she had burst into tears he calmed down, until the engagementughrught and proposed on the beach as part of a dream trip, to the point that the Mayor's OfficeHeI'm an ex-boyfriendHehe said he doesn't love her anymore and that he never wants to see her in this life! By the time he finishes his story, his high school classmate feels every word very deeply and the restless turmoil of his conscience. She hated crying, but now she allows herself to wipe a few tears from her face, even if her makeup is not waterproof.

- My heart! I'm so sorry this happened! It's horrible what happened to you! - he grabs her hand tighter and tighter, so that Róbi is almost in pain, but he doesn't say a word. "If you don't mind, I'll be happy to help you!" I know what you mean, but these are upHett things!

"Thank you... but..." he breaks free again.

"Nothing but my sweet little heart!" You also helped me incredibly much at that time! So it's time for me to return the favor!

"But I'm not for that..."

- I know darling! But it's a matter of my heart! If you know what I mean? Full ahughtHeyour closet, my little bear, or should we order pizza? - askHen looks at Róbi, who looks back at him curiously, confused. The lady quickly storms into the kitchen and peeks into the fridgeHeinto a closet, where pretty much only deepughstuffed French fries and something elseughthere is also a deep-fried, deep-fried chicken bite. "It would be a perfect choice for a typical bachelor!" - he thinks, then immediately puts on a kitchen apron and puts his hair in a bunughtighten it with a rubber band and you are ready to play the role of the kitchen fairy. It almost calms him downHethe practical science of baking. Let your thoughts soar. Not even ten minutes pass, and he improvises a magnificent lunch from the ingredients he found, while Róbi tries to set the table meticulously.

"You set the table nicely!" That's why you get an extra red point! - kisses him on the cheek for a whileHeolder brother.

"Thank you!" It feels good! �" finally some longed-for, encouraging words, which he now desperately needs.

"Do you have a bottle of dry white wine?" I think it would brighten up our appetite! �" he is a little disappointed when Róbi shakes his head no, since Róbi is known to be abstinent.

"It's okay dear!" Coke will be good too! Come, let's sit down!

Róbi is typical for gentlemenHeand his old friend is already pulling out the chairHett whatHeit buzzes with another reality and blushes like a smiling, ripe apple.

"You haven't changed anything, you brat!" This is very romantic! - he notes flirtatiouslyHe, in a humming voice, whichHel Róbi will have romantic desires. Róbi also sits down and already helps to serve and holds the plates while the friend sitsHeje takes out the food.

- You know, my ex-boyfriend really hated it when he went back homeHezók, because he thinks it's for bored housewives and old spines! But nowadays a modern nHeyou should try too! Not true?! �" he takes a bigger than necessary mouthful in his mouth and giggles a little at his own thoughtlessness, and most of allHethat Róbi already wants to rush to his aid. "Calm down dear!" I don't want to drown on purpose! You're sweet!

Róbi also eats a few bites comfortably and calmly. It looks like he might even be a little ashamed of his fat belly for so longHeIn the past, he didn't succeed in working on it, or trying to improve it a bit is quite outdated, tespedHebeing in halfHephysical condition.

"Honey!" If you are now thinking that bughyou have a sense, because you're fat, then I'll tell you! All I care about is that we have a good timeHein us! Anyway, I've gotten to know you very well since we were little, and I love that you've always remained the same! he looks at her suspiciouslyHeen, yet emotionally. "To our health!" - lifts it up highHeand champagneHeand his glass. And Róbi feels indescribable gratitude and redeemed joy that he had another friend who stood by him and did not let him down