Awkward Moments and Quotes

1)That awkward moment when you think someone is waving at you and wave to them, but then you think, "Wait, I don't know that person!" and look behind you...So THAT's who they were waving at!

2)That awkward moment when you swear that you know something, but just don't how to explain it, and everyone thinks that you really don't know.

3)Me-"And remember when"
Sister-"REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE PARK!
Me-"And remember when"
Brother-"YEAH AND WE WAS BARBECUING!"
Me-"And remember when"
Sister-"AND SO AND SO BURNT THEMSELVES ON THE GRILL!
Brother-Wanna go outside? Sister-Yeah, (targeted at me)you coming?
Me-(clearly annoyed because the convo is over and I didn't get to let them know my epic remembrance)

4)Me-"Mom, what's for dinner."
(Dad walks in.) Dad-"Food."
Me-(fake smiles and walks out)

Text on mom's phone
Dad-"What are you cooking for dinner?"
Mom-(busy and tells me to answer him)
Me-"Food."
Hurray for reverse psychology!

5)Laughter is the best medicine. Medicine is good for you, but can be overdosed easily. Laughter is good for you, but can also be, "overdosed." So that's why this quote, "If laughter is the best medicine, who is the idiot that said they died laughing?" doesn't make any sense, since you can, indeed, die laughing.