Golden Suckers

From an age of youthful treason.

I pushed a stick into the ground
It made an awful sucking sound
And when I pulled it quickly out
The ground cried a spurting spout

"Fat and lean, angel queen!", Johnny'd shout
As he held the bucket out...
Mary snatched the bucket dear
Whacked poor Johnny behind the ear

Camel's hump, ride the bump
Going at least thirty
In the air then seat to rump
Sweaty, wet and dirty

Face to face, no disgrace
Young lips are wont to pucker
We stole a kiss and then some bliss
Those golden, aging suckers

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Chuckling here, like naughty adult nursery rhymes Tam....very cleverly pen'd. ;-)

[Tam Warink]

I starting to think may be some value remaining in the currency that is naughty. :) Thank you very much, Frieda.

[Pryde Foltz]

Good on you. Loved this quartet of veil-naughty.

[Tam Warink]

Naughty?! ..and here I thought it was some highfaluting bardic prose. Oh well, back to the woodshed; you coming? ;-)

[Pryde Foltz]

Hahahahahahahaha. I prefer the barn.

[Tam Warink]

Ah, the barn... the sweet smell of clover and alfalfa - the soft mewing of new born kittens. We could swing on that rope too; might be fun. Whoot! :)

[Pryde Foltz]

Crazy, crazy man. lol.

[Chris]

I came by to watch you play...

[Tam Warink]

Ha! :) ... well, as long as you're here grab some refreshment and we'll play a game of trivia. Do you know the name of the only person to graduate from an accredited university with a degree in magic?

[Chris]

I admit I looked... but he was a Druid

[Tam Warink]

So, that doesn't count? You have some thoughts on that versus some other predilections?

[Chris]

Where IS the current Druidic accredited Center of higher yearning?

[Tam Warink]

You didn't get that in the look-up? It's (was) UC Berkeley. I doubt they offer the degree anymore.

[Chris]

I've wandered Berkley before - so that didn't come across as unique... that was why I asked of the Druid accreditation. I would love to view the requirements Druids require for successful transitioning.

[Tam Warink]

Well, now that you mention it, so would I. But, supposedly there hasn't been a degree granted in that field since him. I suppose one could always shoot an email to the registrar but I'm almost certain the reply would be something like, "..sorry, that's not in the current catalog. {blah, blah}"

[Chris]

a speciality ununderstood by any other name IS Magyk ...the power of symbol and sight to tease within insight - chuckling here. Mass and minor illusion or vision.

[Chris]

Too many WANT - really want a Hogwarts... because they have no belief and fewer hopes

[Tam Warink]

Oh, you talk about the play... now, I'm opening one eyelid - there is the spelling, of course, but beyond the implications why the "chuckling?" O_o

[Chris]

because I can.

[Tam Warink]

Ah, a not-so-simple exercise in free will. Good luck with that and believe what you will; for all the good it will do. Don't take that as an insult - just an intro to a possible position paper.

[Chris]

reality doesn't insult... the hard part is deciding if it;s a tension to be released, a guilt to be assuaged, or just an appreciation of how such a difference wasn't made at all.

[Tam Warink]

I'll pick door number three. :)

[Chris]

you're too good

[Tam Warink]

Hey, no fondling my ego on the first date; we're just get'n acquainted, ya know.

[Chris]

THAT depends on which version of "Good" you fell over - now doesn't it?

[Chris]

Love at first sight happens...