"And that’s why I don’t like peanut
butter" JR says almost tripping over the sidewalk. "Ya ok... So
anyways what about--" "oh my jinx’s! It’s so shiny!" JR screams
cutting me off. I look to where she was pointing to then the next thing I know
she’s in the middle of the road. "JR!!" I scream. I hear a honk and
look to the right to see a bus coming in fast. "Damn it JR!" I
quickly control my shadow to stretch over the road and swallow JR. I make my
shadow to bring her back to the side walk just in time. The bus skids on the
road and speeds off as JR comes back to her scenes. "Aaahh don’t do that
to me again! It always feels like I’m falling in a black hole!" "Damn
it JR why did you do that! You almost got ran over AGAIN!" "Hey the
first time it happened I was in a car accident and I like died for like 2
hours! Totally different!" "What? You never told me that!"
"Huh... Really? Well do you want me to tell you the story?" "Do I
have a choice?" "Nope!"
"So what had happened was that
about two years ago I was driving around minding my own bissniss right?" I
cut her off "somehow I find it hard to believe that you were minding your
own bissiness but carry on" she glairs at me "like I was saying, I
was minding my own business, I stopped at a red light-" I give her the ya
right look and she says "ok ok maybe I didn’t stop but either way it was
the dudes fault" "I’m sure it was" "so I 'pass' the stop
light as some idiot coming from my right crashes into me!" "And it
was his fault?" "Yes! Gez, so anyways everything goes black then the
next thing I know I hear some guy saying 'I think it’s safe to say she’s dead it’s
been two hours' so I jump up noticing I’m in the hospital and scream 'don’t
kill me I’m alive!' and come to find out he didn’t say it aloud he was thinking
it! And that’s how I got my powers and how I died for two hours" She says joyfully.
"uh hu ok... Well your story is better than mine." "Realy?! Let
me here it!" she says with an evil grin "ok but I must warn you its really
stupid but true."
"So two years ago before I
moved here I lived in???. So I was walking down the street coming home from
some comic/music store-" JR cuts me off "dude you use to live by one
of those stores!?" "Yup went there every day!" "Psht
lucky" "so anyways I was walking home listing to my iPod right when a
bird lets one big duke dog right onto my head...” "Dude a bird pooped on
your head?!" "Ya it was discussing!" I shudder as JR laughs like
a maniac "ok ok continue" she manages to say. "Anyways I ran
home and jumped into the shower and like scrubbed my head literally 20 times to
get that s**t out!" "Dude that’s discussing!" I shudder
"ugh tell me about it. So anyways when I got out of the shower my shadow started
to move, at first I thought I was going insane but I wasn’t it was actually
moving. And that’s how I got my power" "so did the water you were
taking a shower in give you the power?" "Dude was you not listing?!
It was in the duke!" "Dude that’s sick!" she starts to laugh
again then randomly stops "were lying in the middle of the road aren’t
we?" I look around and she was right we were literally lying in the middle
of the street. It’s a good thing it’s not a busy street or we would be dead.
"Yup we are" we get up and start to walk to the sidewalk when JR
randomly says "oh the shiny thing!" she turns and runs to the other
side as I scream "JR cant you just leave it?" "No!" she
screams back. She gets to the other side then comes back. "Well?"
"Some b*****d took it" she says like a grumpy little kid who didn’t
get what they wanted. "Common you have enough shiny things" "ya
but I didn’t have that one!" she pouts as we walk back to my house.