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"Hey guys! What's cracka lackin?" I grinned as the cop sealed our
cage shut once again.
"Oh thank god" Blaze said and attached himself to my side.
"What the h*ll are you doing?" I asked trying to get out of his grip.
He picked me up and used me as a shield to the approaching he/she, "Trying
not to get butt raped"
"Oh relax, it ain't that bad" I grinned. He looked at me like I grew
two heads. "What?"
"I wish he'd butt rape me, but he doesn't like me" Eugene sighed.
"Sam only goes for straight guys, but don't worry, I like you"
"A lotta sense that makes" Eugene grumbled, "And you're supposed
to, you be my besty!"
"Sam was Samantha before he/she was Sam" I laughed.
"You mean- he's a girl?!" Eugene exclaimed, horrified.
"Duh" I said, "Why do you think Blaze is freaked out so
much?" Poot.
"That wasn't me" Blaze said and dropped me while putting his hands up
in a surrendering gesture.
"Ow, thanks man" I said sarcastically and got up.
"It wasn't me, I don't fart" Eugene said and wrinkled his nose in
disgust.
"Well that was a good 'un, so I'll claim it" I shrugged.
"Ew, but girls aren't supposed to fart"
I rolled my eyes, "Grow a pair, Eugene"
"I have a pair, JR" he shot back.
"Oh really?" I raised an eyebrow.
"You wanna see?" he asked.
"Oh yes!" Sam moaned.
"Keep it down in there" hairy cop said walking up to the bars. Sorry
dude, no porn for you.
I walked over to the cells and put on my sweetest smile. "May we pretty
please get out early?"
"Why?" he asked as his eyes started to glaze over.
"There's a Miss May I concert tonight, and I wanna go with my
friends"
"Take me with you" he said and started to drool.
"Only if you take us to Chuck E Cheese's first"
"Deal"
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