“No you can’t take me back to that place with that guy!!”
Blaze screams. JR and I sit calmly in the back of the car while the cop
struggles to put Blaze in the cop car. “If you don’t get in your going to be in
there with that ‘guy’ even longer!” he manages to shove Blaze in the car with Eugene
following behind him. “Hey Yami, do you feel like randomly bursting in song?”
JR asks as the cop starts to drive off. “Mmm yep, what do you wana sing?”JR
thinks for a minute “how about Abigail by MIW!” “Hell ya, so are we doing it
like normal where you do the scream’o parts and I do the regular?” “Yep” we somehow
manage to high five with our hand behind our backs and with hand cuffs on. JR
starts off with the scream’o part.
“Burn baby burn
she’s a witch, she's a witch and I'm a heretic
so, learn baby learn
She's a witch, she's a witch and I'm a heretic so, learn”
“Oh Abigail how could you do this to us?
You were a product of lust”
“Product of lust”
“And now this rope on my neck stopped all the blood to my head
so, now Salem please save me”
“Salem please save me”
“Wish upon the stars, but they won't save you tonight
God has forsaken thee to hell, we're going to hang from the sky”
“Feel the weight of the stones crush hard on your chest
Confess, confess before you run short of breath
Confess, confess here for your sins”
“How do you do the scream’o
parts?!” Eugene interrupts. “Takes a lot of practice and deep throating” JR
replies as I nod. “I’d be a good un then” He says as he motions us to continue.
I start to open my mouth as JR randomly bursts out “Holy crap monkeys! There’s
a concert to night!!” I think for a minute “Holy crap its Missmayi to!” I jump
up and put my face against the bars that separate the cops from us “Hey can we
get out before six?” the cop in the driver seat jumps from my sudden movements
as the cop in the passenger’s seat laughs and says “No” I sit back down. JR
taps into my head and says “Stupid
basterd” “yep all he cares about is his doughnuts. Hey wait a minute use your
mind controly powers to make them let us out!” JR mentally shakes her head “Nope can’t do that” “why not?” “Cuz it
would be to easy!” I glair at her, she shrugs “I’m complicated” “obviously now get out of my head their getting suspicious
of our quietness”
Once we get to the jail house they
separate the guys from the girls, putting the guys back into the famous
masturbators’ cell, which Blaze was not happy about at all. Once we were in the
cell JR and I decide to pass the time by arguing about whose fault it was. Finally
the guard outside couldn’t take it anymore and opens the cell door. JR springs
up from her sitting position and clings onto his back. “Give me a piggy back
ride!” the cop struggles to get JR off as I yell “No he loves me more so he’ll
give me one first!” JR glairs at me “well I’m already on his back so Nah!” she
sticks out her tongue at me as the cop manages to pull her off. “That’s it were
moving you to a different cell!” he handcuffs her as she says “so long sucka!”
she flips us off as I say “good riddance no one liked you anyways!” then I give
her the bird.