Chapter 2

"Dude, seriously? Grow a pair and do
it yourself" I scoffed looking at my older brother.



"No, please! I can't move all this by myself!" he said gesturing to
his boxes of crap. He doesn't have enough money to pay for boarding at his
college so he's forced to live in a really crappy apartment.



"I refuse" I said as I sat down on the now stripped bed.



"You'll freak the h*ll outta my new landlord" he said persuasively.



I narrowed my eyes at him, "That's not fair! You know I love to freak
people out with my albinoism"



"Well I can guarantee it'll work" he smirked and shoved a box towards
me.



"Yeah yeah, hold on a minute" I picked my phone up and dialed Yami's
number.



"Yo, Yami here, if it's important hurry the f*ck up"



"Hey Yami," I said sweetly, "Come be a slave for Halfer with
me"



"Okay" she chirped and ended the call.



"What'd she say?" Halfer said picking a box up.



"Yes, because I be her bestest friend" I smiled. Truth is, I used a
smudge of mind control on her. She hates it when I do that, but she'll get over
it. I laughed out loud, as she entered the room and went automatically for the
box. She stopped and looked glazed for a moment before she turned to me
robotically.



"I. Hate. You" she sneered as she left the room with her box.



"I love you too" I laughed and followed the duo out the door into the
outside world full of evil. I flipped my hood over my head to shield myself
from the sun. No, f*cktard, I'm not a vampire, I'm albino, incase you didn't
catch it the first time. Yes, I have white hair, red eyes, and really white
skin. Get over yourself.

We walked back into Halfer's dorm room to
fetch the last few boxes when I noticed the TV was still on. I sat on the box
in front of it. "Pretty" I murmured and started to poke the TV.



"JR! What the h*ll are you doing?" Halfer asked looking worried.



"Double rainbow all the way across the sky! Yeah, yeah, so intense!"
I shouted as I ran and jumped on the bed. Halfer just shook his head and
grabbed the box for me. All done!



"Do you have a short attention span?" a man asked. My head snapped
back to the TV where Yami was standing. "Do you have guts? Well anyone who
is 21 or over who adopted their inner child listen closely!" I moved over
to where Yami was standing. "Anyone who can down 30 shots in 3 minutes
wins a free trampoline!"



"Trampoline?" Yami and I asked in unison as Halfer walked in.



"Halfer, I loves you" I said sweetly.



"I refuse to drink" he said sourly, "Now c'mon, I don't need you
two throwing tires out the window and getting me arrested again"

"Good times, good times" Yami grinned.



"Dude! Where's Double B?" I asked and ran to the door, but I scanned
the outside world's minds and found him.



Yami's eyes widened when she realized I found him, "No wait, I want
him!"



"Too late sucka!" I laughed and started running down the street. I
did another mental scan and found out he was getting out of his car. I jumped
over a man and leaped onto Double B's back.



"What the f*ck?" he said trying to pry me off.



"Get. In. The. Car" I said slowly when I saw my friends looking at me
like I was streaking down the street.



"Aw, you b*tch!" Yami shouted and ran into Blaze.



"Eep" I squeaked and shoved Double B into the passenger seat and
crawled over to the driver's seat. I started the car and drove to the bar where
the commercial was held.



"Lord please help me" Double B murmured as he crossed himself.

"Oh I love how you don't trust my
driving skills" I said sarcastically. All of a sudden my side mirror
exploded. "That b*tch just broke my mirror with a marshmellow!"



"You mean my mirror"



"Yeah, yeah" I said and let go of the wheel to grab my marshmellow
gun and stale marshmellows.



"Are you f*cking crazy?" he yelled and slid into the driver's seat as
I sat on the window and started shooting the marshmellows.



"Just slightly" I smiled. I shot another one which made contact with
Candy's nose that started spewing blood. "Bullseye!" I laughed.



"Oh great, now the police are after us" Double B muttured.



I aimed the marshmellow gun at his head, "Pull over, and I'll blow your
f*cking brains out". He glared at me and kept driving until we got to the
bar. I dragged Double B into the bar. "I want my trampoline" I yelled
at the guy.

He looked astounded then composed himself, "I'm sorry, but that commercial
is two weeks old"



I stared at him like he had two heads then shrugged, "Okay". I walked
to the door only to have cuffs slapped on my wrists.



"D*mn, not again" I heard Blaze say as I was escorted into the
smoldering heat.



"Excuse me officer, can you flip my hood on my head? I'm legally
albino" I grinned as he did as I asked. When I was standing beside Eugene,
who was getting frisked, I coughed, getting their attention. "Put your
hand up on my hip, I dip, you dip, we dip". He smiled at the officer as he
went to frisk Candy. I rolled my eyes at his glazed look. "Dude, stop
acting like that because that's the only way another guy'll touch you like
that"



He scowled at me and started to say a comeback but was interrupted by Double B.
" Girl, how the h*ll are you okay with this?"



"Because we're all in this together" I sang and then laughed
manically.

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Jennika wrote this :P

Author's Note

So this is Chapter 2 of Mind and Matter and as you can see Jennika aka Jen (who can be found here ---> http://www.writerscafe.org/jennicarroll ) wrote this. This is how were doing the book where I write a chap then she writes a chap :3 mmm yep
sorry its spaced so weird its just how it is...

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It's spaced so weird cuz of Wattpad >:O Ugh! Dude Mayonaisse(sp?) is pissing me off. I want to squeeze the f*****g life out of it :)