Blondest one yet...

 

(Ken is watching TV on the DVD player in the back. Jane is looking in the sky, wishing she had wings to fly and that her baby brother would go to sleep and not make gurgling sounds. Ken Pokes her)

 

Ken: Hey, cuz, can you take the cord out of the baby’s mouth?

(Jane pushes Kens’ hand off of her)

Jane: Uh-huh. Sure.

(Jane continues to stare outside, not moving)

Ken: Well?

(Mumbling) Jane: What?

Ken: (slow) Can you take the cord out of the baby’s mouth?

Jane: Sure. Whatever.

Aunt: Jane! Take the cord out of the baby’s mouth!

(Jane snaps back to reality)

Jane: What?

Everyone: Cord! Baby! Mouth! Out! Now!

(Jane finally takes the electrical cord out of her brothers’ mouth)

Ken: Why didn’t you do that the first time?

Jane: I thought you said ‘the fairies had the cord.’

Ken: The fairies have the cord?

Jane: Yeah. Thought you were watching Harry Potter.

Ken: They don’t have fairies.

Jane: Okay, pixies. Soooorrrry!