The Tribe Quotes

The Tribe. Great show. too bad no ones heard of it, lol. check these out if you want a laugh!

 

 

Salene: Nobody can ever replace Amber, Danni, not even if they tried.
 

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Tai-San: Not dancing Lex?
Lex: Not in the mood.
Tai-San: "Oh go on, make a girl happy. You want some?
Lex: I'm not drinking either."
Tai-San: It's ok it's herbal tonic, good for energy.
Lex: Ok thanks... augh!
Tai-San: Of course, it's not to everyone's taste.
Lex: Well it would be, if I really wanted to vomit.
 

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Lex: "The problem with women is that they look tough on the outside, and they think they can handle... stuff. But once you win them over, they go all mushy on you like... like one of those self centered chocolates. I mean take Alice... oh I wish someone would take Alice!
 

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Ryan: Lex, Lex... someone's stolen our money.
Lex: Well you'd better call the police then quick.
Ryan: Lex don't be soft, there aren't any police.
Lex: Mmm, sorry, I forgot our world has crashed.
 

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Ryan: Where am I?
Lex: In my bed that's where, and uninvited. This is a strictly invitation only place and an exclusive one at that.
 

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Lex: KC how old are you?
Kc: Twelve.
Lex: Exactly, you're a kid. So go and be a kid... go and, I don't know, go ahead and steal me something.
 

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Alice: Lex, what's this?
Lex: It looks like a bottle but, I don't know, I've been wrong before.
 

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Jack: So if I like this girl, not that there is any particular girl, then she'll like me?
Lex: No, see I look the way I do and you look the way you do. And that's the difference between a lover and a nerd.
 

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Amber: Ryan, do you remember once, in another lifetime, me asking you to find some rubber bands?
 

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Dal: I take it back. This man has Ketchup!
 

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Dal: For a clever guy you can be pretty stupid.
 

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Bray: I'm talking to the Organ Grinder, not the monkey.
 

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Zoot: Power and chaos- it's the only way!
 

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Lex: I'd rather take a bath, with a shark!
 

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Zandra: I feel terrible.
Lex: You look terrible.
 

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Amber: [about Lex] Ah, it can listen.
 

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Lex: I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
Ebony: Embroidery?
 

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Amber: Boys and sticks, it's pathetic.
 

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Ebony: Do you remember the 11th commandment? Thou shall not shoot thyself in the foot!
 

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Jack: Science not good enough? Here we've got the technology, but NO! Lex wants potion and spells, from the land of Goblins and Giants!
Lex: Why you little...
Jack: Ooh. Is the Zen master gonna lose control?
 

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Bray: Jack, tell me honestly, I mean, what are our chances here?
Jack: Well I'd put mine at about 90%, and I'm not so sure about yours.
Bray: Don't get cocky!
 

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Lex: This is the Chosen we're talking about. If they get to the alarms we're gonna need iron bars not an extra set of bells.
Kc: Yeah, I can really see them going 'Run run, they've got 2 sets of alarms!
Lex: Yeah right. 'Oh mighty Zoot, you never warned us about this one!
 

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Zandra: Are you saying I haven't got anything better to do than paint my nails?
 

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Dal: Only a knock over the head with a large hammer could change Lex!
 

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Lex: You think if I drink this I'll turn into a monster?
Bray: Too late Lex.
 

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Alice: Ryan as a teacher, Lex as market Supervisor, We've really got something going here.
Lex: Yeah, all we need is a pension scheme and it'll be like the virus never happened.
 

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Jack: I'm a scientist... I lose things, forget birthdays and I'm more familiar with numbers than words!
 

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Alice: It's an apple? Apples have been doing people in since the beginning of time. Remember Adam? And Snow White? Both lured to their fate by a shiny red apple, just like the one your holding in your hand. On the other hand, it might not be an apple at all.
 

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Tai-San: Love and hate, two sides of the same coin. One can become another with the flip of a finger.
 

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Lex: Long Live Bray, the humanitarian! Lives saved, souls redeemed, consciences cleared and special rates for FRUITCAKES!
 

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Andy: You mean you want US to be GOOD?
Alice: No, I don't expect miracles, I just want you to stay out of trouble.
 

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Ebony: I need a word.
Amber: I have one, knock, it's polite.
 

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Lex: Thanks to you, I've lost me girl!
 

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Lex: Do you ever get dizzy livin' up on that moral high ground of yours?
 

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Amber/Eagle: You don't tell me what to, Bray! Not in front of MY PEOPLE!
 

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Patsy: I know what that is, that's a baby!
 

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Cloe: Lex, are you hitting on me?
 

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Ram: Jay is the coolest guy I know. He takes over a city and just stand there... like he has been eating low-fat yogurt.
 

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Ram: Do you the work I've put into getting this system up and running? Weeks... WEEKS!
 

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Tai-San: So pretend I'm Alice. What are you going to me?
Lex: Well... Alice... I've got the hots for...
Tai-san: Got the hots for?
Lex: Shouldn't say that?
Tai-San: No!
Lex: Okay then if you really want to know... I'm in love with Tai-San!
Tai-San: Really?
Lex: I said it didn't I!
 

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Trudy: Come anywhere near Bray or Brady and I will scratch your eyes out
 

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Paul: We must look for her!
Amber: What?
Paul: We must look for her!
Amber: What?
Paul: What, what, are you deaf?
 

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Ram: I'm a genius. Didn't they tell you?
 

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Jack: I'm a genius... I am a genius
 

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Amber: Look up "pregnancy".
[Lex laughs]
Amber: What?
Lex: You don't need a laptop to learn about that. All you need's a lap.
 

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Ebony: I have a scar!
Jay: Oh, come now, Ebony - if you have a scar, everyone will want one.
 

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Jay: Amber, I'm glad you've accepted what has to be.
Amber: I'm sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I didn't hear the weather forecast today. Did hell freeze over?
 

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Mega: If I hit this switch, your death will register as a blink on a few thousand light bulbs.
Siva: You can't do this!
Mega: You're right, I probably can't. Messy.
[to Java]
Mega: Java?
 

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[watching Amber's coerced Citynet broadcast]
Salene: I need a drink.
May: I need a bucket.
 

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Lex: It was a bad dream. I got caught by a whole pile of Zoot chicks... and then it got a bit better.
 

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Gel: You must think I'm stupid.
May: Bull's-eye!
 

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Lex: Have I ever let you down?
Siva: Lots of times. You want a list?
 

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Lex: Thanks, Ruby.
Ruby: It's okay. I was going to feed it to the horses, anyway.
Lex: I mean for saving my life.
 

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Ruby: What are you going to do?
Lex: I'm going to beat the snot out of Ram!
Ruby: Look, I've got better things to do than clean blood off a carpet!
 

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Lex: Just ask Ram to back off. He'll listen to you - you're his favorite.
Ebony: You flatter me.
Lex: No. I just know what you're really like.
 

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Ebony: [on Ram, the husband of her two sisters' marriage proposal] You only want to marry me because I'm part of a set?
 

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Ellie: I didn't mean to hurt you, Jack!
Jack: Yeah, well you did.
 

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Jay: People shouldn't have to die because they cut their finger! There should be hospitals in this world, and the knowledge to heal; that's why I joined, Ram. You understand? I knew there would be a price to pay, but I thought it was worth it.
 

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May: [Tai-San has caused the entire tribe to be punished by starvation] I'm hungry - this is all your fault!
Tai-San: Fasting isn't so bad. Hunger can sharpen the senses, increase awareness. Sometimes it's good to deny yourself food.
May: I'm not denying myself food! You are!
 

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Sammy: [as they are about to listen to a tape recording of what goes on in Pride and Salene's bedroom] They can't just be kissing. They're probably going to be talking a little bit, too.
Mouse: Yeah, because you have to say stuff between kisses, like "Oh, that was nice." and "How about another?"

Reviews

[Jentry]

Hhaha. All right, that was a good laugh. I had forgotten how much I used to love the Tribe. It was good show, though the acting was really bad, the script was too far-fetched, the whole storyline was far too predictable and batteries seemed to be immortal.

Yet, I loved it.

And your collection of quotes brought up good memories. Almost makes me want to write a Tribe Fanfic or something inspired by it. Might do that someday.