I'd Much Rather

 

I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.

 

I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.

 

I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.

 

I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.

 

I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.

 

So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.

 

 

Author's Note

:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

Reviews

[Abdul Aziz]

Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

[Kia-chan!]

haha, this is good. But...I'm sorry to say this, but I sort of like Edward....Not that I don't like Harry, too...But, you know....

[Crazy Cat Man]

funny this is really funny. Harry and Edward. crazy song u have ther

[Lyzzy Redd]

EPIC WIN. Amazing poem, completely agreed! =)

[Ruth]

This is awesome!
Such surrealism too:) I love the structure as well!
xx

[Clarisse Nanoit]

haha. This is GREAT! I'm not a fan of either Harry Potter or Twilight, but if I had to read one or the other or die, I think I would have to pick Harry for the simple fact that I am SOOOO sick of hearing about vampires! Cutesy. I read your author's note. You're right: crazy, inconsistent, and fun. ;)

[Removed Account]

Hahaha! i love this!
This is genious
Shay

[Katelyn Stuart]

Hahaha, love it! :D

[Kitten]

This is amazing Can I share it with some friends? I love it so much. I am a crazy fan for Harry Potter, you just took my heart. [laughs]

[The Fatal Lover]

Wow. This was totally awesome. I love it. Great job too. =)

[Leanne Conway]

I liked it =D