My Heater

 

Like with you

 my heater can warm me the way I want

  to be heated

But unlike with you

 I only have to make sure it is plugged in

  and turned on

I don't need to have you plugged in

  to me

I don't always want you plugged in

  to me

You cause more friction for me

   than you give me heat

But like with you

  it doesn't take much to turn off my heater

I don't have to talk to it

  I just have to touch it the right way

But unlike with you

  my heater works for me when I pay

  for its services

   Your services just aren't needed that much

    and you want to be paid for doing nothing