The Way She Takes Out The Trash

 

 

Watch her carefully

 and you will see

Just how simple trash can be

 

A woman handles everything

 with kindness and care

sometimes she may leave a piece right over there

 

But trash is trash

 no matter how it's seen

would handling it delicately make it any more obscene?

 

She walks like she's bow-legged

 she walks with a strain

to get attention, she sometimes walks with pain

 

Sometimes she walks

 like her stuff doesn't stink

Would you look at that chick wearing a mink?

 

Dependent on who's around

 she will really put on an act

Hope you don't think she really needs you,

   that much is really a fact

 

When she smiles

 it's really just a gloat

cause she's really a yacht, and you're just a boat

 

Just look at her bags

 special are the ones she uses

out front of your house, sits bags all busted

 everyone knows the brand your house uses

 

Envy her from a far

 just don't do it from your front room

cause it won't be fair, when she catches your stare

 She will make your life full of gloom