To Shut Him Up...Feed Him Peanut Butter

 

Yap Yap Yap

 is all He does

Why doesn't he shave off that peach fuzz

 

Lift the toilet seat

 no way no how

What the hell am I, his cleaning cow

 

I love being around Him

 I just can't stand his behavior

He's got a mom, she could be his savior

 

What the hell did she teach him

 growing up as a kid

Didn't his mama see his underwear had a skid

 

He talks so much

 all day and all night

everything he says he thinks he's always right

 

I'm so tired of hearing the tales

about him being God's gift

But if I take him for granted, through my fingers will he sift

 

Oh, it doesn't matter

 I still love the words he can utter

So to shut him up, I'll just feed him peanut butter

 

Wheat bread and grape jam

 that's what keeps his lips so tight

Now in hindsight, I guess I saw the light

 

The way to his heart

 just might be through his tummy

that's just one food of his that's too damn yummy

 

Next time we begin to feud

 and to stop him from going out to Sutter

I'll settle him down

and destroy that frown

and make him sandwiches full of peanut butter

 

 

 

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LOL i like this.