Tandangling

My usual approach is to write on garbage, I printed out directions for a rice maker, came out to 47 pages about half of which was in Korean. There is nothing you can scrawl on the back of Korean instructions for a cheap a*s rice maker that will make it less valuable. It helps defeat that blank page trauma.

Blah-bitty-blah (unintelligible scrawl)
There's wiskos in the middle third
(I think I drew an alpaca here)
Massachusetts, is that a state?
You don't get to own four s's
Tandangeling, that should be a word
(Holy crap! Spell check didn't catch that,
Is that really a word?)
Like a tantalizing dangle
Dangle, dangle, fo fangle
Me my mo dangle.
Also I love rainbows and butterflies
And junk
I skinkittied my binkitty
On a terrible skunk
(I'm pretty sure that's an image of a middle finger,
though it might be Garfield)

Seriously, try a complete free write on a worthless piece of paper.

Author's Note

Yeah, I published a free-write. Give me RR's if you do the same.

Reviews

[SavannahKay]

This made me smile.. I like the whimsical, silly word style..

[Little Asian Girl]

I loved this, this was funny :)

[Chris Shaw]

You are so unique in your approach. I enjoyed the wordplay in this write and the ending made me smile. We all understand the middle finger.

Chris

[Nix is typing...]

I loved this!!! It made absolutely no sense to me, but I enjoyed the write!!

100/100 for this confusing poem ofc

Nix ❤️

[Just Kim]

Wonderful wordplay in this write.

[barleygirl]

Inventive wordplay that's leaping way outside the dots and dangles. Glad to see your frisky uninhibited inclinations are blasting along in tandangle time (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[T.S. Ulmus]

Blessed be the sanctity my barley girl has written me. Your words and verbs and nouns make sounds ever pleasing to me. Thank you love.