Shampoo In The Toilet; Real Poo On Your Hair

The Deepest, most profoundest poem I've ever written.

First, I must apologise -

This poem has nothing to do

With bowel movements

Or hair food, for that matter.

 

I just thought

It was a really cool title.

Now that I have your attention

I will proceed to inform you

That you have just wasted precious minutes

Of your life, which will never be recovered

All because you were curious

Whether fertiliser on your scalp

Really could make your hair grow longer.

Author's Note

LOL,...jk...bin uploading some really serious pieces of late, so a bit of comic relief...sorry bout the minutes though, they're gone XD

Reviews

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LOL, Thanks for my first morning laugh

[Bella Egessa]

Hahahaha!

[Maureen Mwaniki]

Talk about catchy titles!:-P
you!i dont even know what to say to you now!this is the silliest thing am sure i'l see all day today!!:) deepest most profoundest poem indeed!tsk!

[M.Babu]

XD
You're such a dummie XD
THAT IS ALL!
But it's true some comic relief feels good. I've laid off that sort for abit and now i'm into loose storytelling poetry. i feel you bruh...but this is just drop down silly.