Brownian Motion

I've got a new dance for y'all

I dance better when I’m tipsy -

I’ve got the moves like jäger.

I’m more comfortable on crowded dance floors -

That way I can camo-hide my ineptitude

In a mass of bodies.

When the crowd melts away, I am exposed:

A mass of awkward shuffling,

All tics and twitches, in complete dissonance with the beat;

Each movement as uncoordinated, as random,

As quantum fluctuations.

 

Hands in the air,

Like you just don’t care!

Take a sip of your potion,

Do the Brownian Motion!

Author's Note

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