If Every one had Sex

If everyone has sex at least once a day
Then the world would probably be a better place
And I don’t mean that everyday
same ol…….lame ol….plain ol sex
but that new school make you loose ya breath
toe curl
Tingle in ya chest
mad cuz you don’t have much time left
make you wanna give yo lover half yo check
early quickie morning sex

I mean seriously!
If every morning that you had to get up
You had a partner to help you bust that nut
Then would you even really give a f**k
When people came at you with trivial stuff?

Just think about it
It would put an end to early morning Road Rage
“Oh you wanna change lanes? Sure no problem you can have the right of way”
And you would even say it with a smile on your face!
Oh the world would be such a better place
If we all had sex at least once a day

Ya boss would understand if you were 10 minutes late
And if they didn’t you still wouldn’t give a f**k what they say
Cuz hey…..You had sex today!!!

You’d barely even notice when things don’t go your way
Cuz every time you close your eyes you’d vividly see your lovers face
Right before their bodies started to shake and all that bullshit trying to have its way
Would just magically………go away
All because……..You had sex today!!!!!

No Matter how hard anyone tried
It would take a whole lot to f**k up your high
Just Imagine al the annoying s**t you’d let slip by
The stupid request you would oblige and wouldn’t even question why
S**t..
There’d probably be no more need to get high
(Unless you use it to stimulate your freaky side)
Just imagine how you would feel so alive
Going about your day feeling extra energized
Wearing a big Cheesy smile
Walking with an extra bounce
All because your lover gave you a good morning pouncing

And I don’t mean that same ol….lame ol…..plain ol sex
Nah I mean that New School Make you loose your breath
Toe curling …..Tingle in your chest…..chandelier swinging…..hymn singing
Back breaking…early morning love making

So please help make this world a better place
F**k coffee
Have some sex to start off your day