Accidental Mischance INTRO

Okay , so this is the Fail INTRO :

It... started one day of a world change since there are different dimensions out there, everything was created and invented.

God was so lucky that he was born to get praised by people, raised by Mary because of being up to bed by an unknown thing at an unknown date than the 25th of December. 
"In all types of odds that every child lives; one is the most misfortunate (unlucky)."

Not crucial , not good --- it was an out break that some people believe god would come back and destroy everything as the end of the world. But one person can only be trusted in the time when it comes, Stephan Stalwart.

Stephan was born in a small province at night; giving his mother a close death. He was raised by his mom alone, being good taking care of him as he grows up, even when teased by other children due to such misfortune on a single thing that he did.

Time has been passing and yet... Following ; there are several paths to choose and the only way to find your way out is thinking outside the box. (I also don't know , but I'm a person who's narrating this story for anything.

It isn't a special kind of box that doesn't have to be opened; it is something waiting for it's chance to be opened. (But When? Nobody has to know!)

Author's Note

"Accidental Mischance" , was originally called "B.M." before. (Note : As time walks, no one could still figure out the correct title which would fit in!)

What Exactly is Accidental Mischance?
Well, it is something that should be out of the box without using any kind of springboard to see how different it is from other genres. Get to know some of it's parts --- One for comedy, then drama with the hint of Action with... some pinch of magic powdered thinggy. Something odd yet special about it is that the author (me myself of course!) and the reader won't understand.
-Not keeping it in mind? :V *Shot... x.o?

GIVE ME BETTER GRAMMAR CRITIQUES!