Crows have awakened me

A tale of noisy birds disturbing my sleep just as my eyes were getting heavy

I just began to close my eyes after a long night of reading people's wonderful writing and storytelling and wouldnt you know it the noisy crows outside my bedroom are hunting and praising

And have awakened me couldnt they pick a different hour my brain is barely waving at the moment Rem is what I need

sleepless nights are so common for me I wish the sights hadnt gotten broken on My BB gun because if it didn't the hawks would be having crows for their morning hunt


I need sleep you noisy annoying crows hunt else where please perhaps go stand on a church steeple and do your crowing there



Why must you insist on making your morning routine right outside my window



but then again to be fair I blame me
I never should have thrown you corn to be able to watch you eat and try to capture you for domesticating

I should have known my roomate was only joking



Clearly we have had a misunderstanding
So I will stop feeding you
in hopes that you will leave and search for room and board else where


because I no longer have a desire to feed you and remain friendly

Shew loud annoying beautiful scary demanding black bird of death

Now my roosters are crowing

That's it !

Author's Note

Just being silly.. with my writing this morning ..

Reviews

[barleygirl]

This is fun, hilarious, & playful! I also hate the noise of squawking crows, it can hurt my eardrums! I like the way you personify the crows with: "hunting & praising" . . . altho your construction has a few bumps, the imagination is so "out there" it makes up for anything not quite polished. The best part of this -- so many delightful details such as the BB gun sights being broke, etc.

[Lorry]

When that happens to me, I just lie in bed and translate what they are saying. It makes me smile and pretty soon it isn't as distracting any more.
The transcript usually goes like this.
"Jamie, are you awake? Let's talk really loud and annoy those big fekrs, eh? Then when they get up, we'll s**t on their cars and laugh at 'em."
ps....I think birds swear a lot :)

[Jimmy Yetts]

As you may know, a group of crows is known as a "murder of crows"--perhaps, for obvious reasons.
Endeavor to maintain, beleagured Sunshine!