If you were gay ; that be okay

best song ever !

ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That's very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

Nicky:Weell, okay... but just so you know
If you were gay
that'd be okay
I mean cause hey
I'd like you anyway

Rod:*growl*
Nicky:Because you see
if it were me~
I would feel free to say that I was gay
but I'm not gay
Rod:Nicky,please. I am trying to read
What!?
Nicky:If you were queer
Rod:Augh.Nicky.

Nicky:I'd still be here
Rod:Please, Nicky I am trying to read this book
Nicky:year after year
Rod:Nicky
Nicky:because you're dear to me
Rod:Augh!
Nicky:And I know that you
Rod:What?
Nicky:Would accept me too~

Rod:I would?

Nicky:If I told you today
'Guess what, I'm gay!'
But I'm not gay
I'm happy just being with you
So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys!
Rod:Nicky!That is wrong!

Nicky:No it's not!
If you were gay
I'd shout hooray
Rod:I am not listening
Nicky:And here I'd stay
Rod:Lalalalalala!
Nicky:Well I wouldn't get in your way!

Rod:Augh!!!!!!
Nicky:You can count on me
to always be
beside you everyday
to tell you it's okay
you were just born that way
And as they say
'It's in your DNA!'
You're gay
Rod:I am not gay

Nicky:If you were gay
Rod:augh!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdVUU_DsG28

© 2008 I love you; just not today.

Author's Note

I found this one night, when I couldn't sleep and it made my life, so I decided to put it up here, so you guys could have a laugh. Tell me what you think.