Super W.C. Operator

A song about Writerscafe based on the lyrics of "Super CB Operator" written by Crispian Mills and performed by the great Kula Shaker.

[center]Super W.C. Operator

I�m all alone at home sat tense, cursing the skies
All my stories and poems vanishing before my eyes
Yeah I�m getting so tired, of how this sites wired,
I think my sense of humour j-j-j-j-just went and expired
So sick of ineptitude,

Blow me my W.C. Operator

Super W.C. Operator
Can you hear me W.C. Operator?
Super W.C. Operator
I�ve lost it all, Operator
Super W.C. Operator
Super W.C. Operator

Super
W.C.

Super W.C. Operator
Super! Super! Man!

Show me a man, a man who understands about sacrificing all your hard work
Who sees the crumbled ruins running through our hands, yeah!
I�m calling to the website god, you know what I am missing?
Everything.
You�re a magician of imposition and flawed intuition
A man divine, a form sublime
Promising everything will be better next time.
Promising everything will be better next time.
Go on, make it better
Better, Better, Better, Better, Year right!

Super W.C. Operator
Can you hear me Operator?
Super W.C. Operator
Super W.C. Operator
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Thought not!
You super W.C. wrecker
Now I�ve gotta write it all,
Once more, yeah�

The writer would like to acknowledge that he feels a lot better now. He also recognizes that he should have backed it all up more often. Though it was inconceivable for all but the hardened cynic that his laptop and the website�s content would expire at the same time.

Wulfstan Crumble is a fan of hyperbole and Kula Shaker, if it makes people think.

Reviews

[TL Boehm]

giggling though not at you...just the wry humor in your words. I never say 'shoulda' because every time I do - it comes back to BITE me....
A friend of mine here recieved an anonymous gift you know the cutesy gift thingies we can send to each other - yes, well someone sent her TOAST....I see the humor there too. Probably because it wasn't me getting toasted.
peace.
Good to see you back even if under such apalling circumstances.

[Andrew Dunham]

Wulf... perhaps I hould tell you. It's only you. Everyone else's work is fine. It was just yours that was lost. We were told to play along, but I think it's unfair. Don't take it personally, but I think you get the message.

[Ebby]

It's all happening to you my friend.
(((((hug)))))
witty

[Jonah Hawthorne]

You know, you really are the exception that I can express sympathy for, being that you mentioned that your laptop exploded a month or so back. Also, I'm digging the song. Do it hard and fast with punky guitar riffs...

[JP thinks the WC is apt..]

Ha...very good indeed. I only vageuly remember the Kula Shaker song but it's a witty reimagining of that.
Did you send it to the man upstairs?

I've had mixed feelings about this. One one hand mistakes happen. But then again, if you're running a website with damn near 20,000 members, you ought not to f**k up like that. I'm philosophical about the whole thing, despite losing 160+ pieces of work. But others are fuming.

Still, I'm back in touch with a lot of people on here because of it. Diggin' the tune mate.

[Heidi]

omg!!! thats so funny =]