Super W.C. Operator

A song about Writerscafe based on the lyrics of "Super CB Operator" written by Crispian Mills and performed by the great Kula Shaker.

[center]Super W.C. Operator

I�m all alone at home sat tense, cursing the skies
All my stories and poems vanishing before my eyes
Yeah I�m getting so tired, of how this sites wired,
I think my sense of humour j-j-j-j-just went and expired
So sick of ineptitude,

Blow me my W.C. Operator

Super W.C. Operator
Can you hear me W.C. Operator?
Super W.C. Operator
I�ve lost it all, Operator
Super W.C. Operator
Super W.C. Operator

Super
W.C.

Super W.C. Operator
Super! Super! Man!

Show me a man, a man who understands about sacrificing all your hard work
Who sees the crumbled ruins running through our hands, yeah!
I�m calling to the website god, you know what I am missing?
Everything.
You�re a magician of imposition and flawed intuition
A man divine, a form sublime
Promising everything will be better next time.
Promising everything will be better next time.
Go on, make it better
Better, Better, Better, Better, Year right!

Super W.C. Operator
Can you hear me Operator?
Super W.C. Operator
Super W.C. Operator
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Thought not!
You super W.C. wrecker
Now I�ve gotta write it all,
Once more, yeah�

The writer would like to acknowledge that he feels a lot better now. He also recognizes that he should have backed it all up more often. Though it was inconceivable for all but the hardened cynic that his laptop and the website�s content would expire at the same time.

Wulfstan Crumble is a fan of hyperbole and Kula Shaker, if it makes people think.

Reviews

[TL Boehm]

giggling though not at you...just the wry humor in your words. I never say 'shoulda' because every time I do - it comes back to BITE me....
A friend of mine here recieved an anonymous gift you know the cutesy gift thingies we can send to each other - yes, well someone sent her TOAST....I see the humor there too. Probably because it wasn't me getting toasted.
peace.
Good to see you back even if under such apalling circumstances.

[Being.john.sweet~The Ev..]

very entertaining!!

[Rei]

yes this was a tragedy. not the poem the situation its based on. the poem was genius and incompesed all the sorrow of seeing my works of art vanish without a chance to say goodbye.

[The Random Writings Of ..]

Good for you! I feel like I lost so much on here, thank goodness I have most of my work backed up, but it still felt like i lost a part of me. I pour my heart and soul into my writing and now it's gone. All the time I have out into this site, it saddened me a great deal to see it all gone..... gone...... I am here, maybe not posting as much but please feel free to send me anything,
Wonderful write, a true tribute to the loss of such great writing.
Much love my friend
Kates

[Merancapeman]

Lord knows how I'd love to write something extended and angry. Now half the W.C. world is paranoid beyond relief and belief and the rest... well... left, I'm sure. If not they're lucky b******s to keep their sense of hope. I just LOVED the way they said, "But you can still get your reviews! See, there's some hope!" and I'm like, "WHAT?! Oh yeah, those reviews hold the gems of my work like colanders hold water, you b******s!!!"

Thanks for that nice little poem. It makes my sorrow that much easier to hold. Sometimes I still don't believe it. I wonder how that super W.C operator feels... He probably feels like a real stupid fool. I hope so. He's probably getting emails every second proclaiming the foolish and utter stupidity in his one cliche action that sounds a lot like "Gee, what does this button do? Oh...."

[Ashentara]

giggling too.. at first I thought "W.C." was an ancronym for "wordcount" (just a professional thing for me lol)
you did great, and conveyed many people's feelings in this one I suspect.
I'm still trying to rebuild my little "estate" here like a lot of people.. but we'll get there.
Your poem was fun and refreshing, despite the undertone of frustration..

[Bubo]

Loved the lyrics although don't know the song!!
Its been a frustrating time thats for sure!
Nice humour throughout, vanished indeed!!!

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[Yvonne Heidt]

Very witty. Although I am very sorry that you lost so much. I lost a few that meant alot to me - pieces of bloody soul floating in la-la-land.

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

you ok? LOL *hugs* LOL luvs ya

[C.m.v]

Ha! This is funny, and I can relate! My computer crapped out on me too, and I lost ALOT of my writing! ;(
Great write....it made me laugh even though I feel like pulling my hair out! Although I'm not mad at Charlie...I know better than anyone that s**t happens!

[Kelley Pascoe]

As my friend Charles Dickens said " It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
Thats why I write on 3 others sites(smile) At least I have some kind if back up.
I always have liked your writing Wolfstan! Don't give up! We have just begun to fight!!!
Great write! Thanks for sharing.
Kelley Frost