Satellite (Six)

Okay, please read the lyrics. They're like most of the chapter. This chapter isn't meant ot be taken very seriously, so don't judge too hard.

You can't fill your cup until you empty all it has
You can't understand what lays ahead
If you don't understand the past
You'll never learn to fly now
Til you're standing at the cliff
And you can't truly love until you've given up on it
-Satellite, Rise Against (MY FAVORITE SONG!)

It’s been three days since my grandmother died. We spend our nights sleeping in the living room. Usually me and Belle share the couch, since we’ve done it before. Adam rolled the cot down and he sleeps a few feet away.  The days are filled with apprehension and boredom.

Sometimes I hear screams, but since this neighborhood is kind of secluded, I don’t hear too many. No one’s tried to contact me, besides Carlee, so I don’t know what’s going on. The news reporters are trying to play it down, but every day someone else is missing.

Adam and I haven’t gone into the basement yet. When I was younger that place scared the s**t out of me. Now that the world may be ending, I think I still might be scared shitless.

I wish I knew what happened to my grandfather…or anyone else for that matter. It leaves a twisting feeling in my stomach to not know what’s going on. The last person besides Adam and Bella I saw was that creep, Dave. He’s not out front anymore, so I guess he felt it best to move on.

Speaking of feelings, butterflies like to party in my stomach now, I guess. It’s like a mosh pit in there. Every time Adam touches me or looks at me when he thinks I’m not looking. So yeah, they party all the time. Sometimes I wonder if it’s just because the world is ending. I’ve never asked him; if that wasn’t the case, he’d probably be offended.

Tonight we sat leaning against the wall as Bella slept. His arm was around me and I leaned into him. He pressed his lips to my temple and I smiled. I turned to face him and press my lips to his. It only took minutes before I was panting and holding onto  him desperately. I needed to not lose control.

Smirking, I turned around again and hummed one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite movies.

“Excuse me, I wasn’t done- wait, what are you humming?” Obviously Adam was easily distracted.

“Beezleboss,” I grinned.  

“No way!” he laughed. I’d made him sit down and watch that movie at least three times. “Check it out,” he began to sing, off key I’ll admit, but sing nonetheless. (Bold is Adam, Italic is Emma)

[Beelz] I am complete!

I threw my hands up in the air.  F**k!

Adam got right up in my face

Yes you are fucked, s**t out of luck
Now I'm complete and my c**k you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!


I laughed and desperately pleaded,

Wait! Wait! Wait!
You m**********r
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

 Adam pretended to panic.

F**k, f**k, f**k
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What is the catch?


If we win, you must take your sorry a*s back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent

We stood three feet apart from each other and glared at each other as we prepared to stand off.
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
 What?
 Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
 What the f**k are you talking about?
 ...to be your little b***h.

Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ha ha
Adam did the devil’s strut and I laughed out loud.
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's f*****g tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

My voice was outraged.

No!
C'mon Kage, let's fight his music, with our music

Adam switched people and sadly sang.

There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
 He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise

Adam tries as best as he can to recreate that funny as s**t gurgle KG does.


No
Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
 Dude, we've been through so much s**t,
 Deactivated lasers with my dick

Now we both sang confidently.

 Now it's time to blow this f****r down!
 C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
 I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
 Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
 We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
 Now we've got to blow this f****r down
 He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
 C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
 Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown

Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]


You guys are f****n' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, fuckers!

 NO!

Ow! F**k!
My f****n' horn!
Oh no!


From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again


No! F**k you Kage and f**k you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!

We collapsed, laughing our asses off. He rolled on top of me and we kissed again. We didn’t stop for a while either. Bella woke up a little while later and we ate a bit of food, trying to save.

I turned the TV on but there weren’t anymore news reports. A rainbow of colors flashed on the screen, along with that annoying beeping sound. A warning scrolled across the screen. Oh my god. I stared open-mouthed at the TV.

S**t just got real.

Author's Note

I know this chapter isn't very good, but know three things. One, I've been listening to a lot of Tenacious'D. Two, it's supposed to be comedic relief, so chill. Three, it's a gateway chapter, so it kind of does work. TTFN

Reviews

[Rhea752]

My boring day has just become interesting. LOL!!!!

[Sophie]

AHAHAHAHA!
That was quite entertaining.