Awkward Camel

The story of how Awkward Camel came to be known as she is today. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY :)

There was once a camel that lived in a small town called Suxbridge. She had fifteen piercings, including plugs. Sometimes the camel let her friend Frog dye her hair. It didn’t work out. The camel now walks around with slightly orange fur. It’s okay though, because it shows school spirit.

 

At her school, there were many fun animals. Most of the time they were very rowdy. Some of her friends included Gilbert the Turtle, Kassie the Frog, and Mandy the Cat. Nico the Bull had a crush on the camel, but they stayed friends. You see, the camel had a crush on Gilbert. But Gilbert was a turtle, and interspecies relationships rarely work out, as everyone knows.

 

One day the camel, Mandy, and Taya the Lemur were at lunch when Gilbert propelled himself over to them. “Hello, Gilbert.”

 

Gilbert looked at the camel. “Hello. Can I sit with you animals?”

 

Gilbert sat with the three animals, which made Nico very mad. He snorted out of his nostrils. The camel got up to throw her very small lunch away. Because she was so infatuated with the turtle, the camel did not notice Nico’s paw sticking out.

 

She tripped and landed on Gilbert the Turtle. The camel was so embarrassed that she got her words mixed up. Instead of saying “I’m so sorry!” and asking, “Are you okay?” she ended up huffing, “ARE YOU F*****G SORRY?!”

 

Gilbert, who was trapped under the camel’s bum for the time being, could only croak out a slow “Yes…”

 

Mandy the Cat, who was watching with wide eyes, managed to let out a loud and long, “Awwkwardd…” between her kitty giggles.

 

From then on, the camel was known as Awkward Camel. Most of the things she did from that point became awkward, often causing people to laugh at her. Ah, well. At least she got to touch Gilbert the Turtle for five minutes.

Author's Note

I hope you enjoyed, Lexi :)
This is meant to be extremely ridiculous and short, so just smile and review, please.

Reviews

[afra]

great story ...kinda funny ....but great

[Ahmad Cox]

This definitely brought a much needed smile to me face. Thanks for sharing

[Owlgirl]

lol, this is very unique. Great job!

[Steven Cash]

Umnnnnnnmmmmm...... Nice!

Awkward but nice lol

[Amanda]

It's an inside joke haha, dont think im crazy lol

[Steven Cash]

Oh no I don't think ur crazy lol

:)

[Sophie]

I love Lexi, so much. This is so... just perfect.

[Amanda]

Haha she requested a story and this is the result. I think you know who some of the animals are based off of

[Sophie]

Yup, the names were a hint too

[Amanda]

Really? I thought they were subtle :P

[Sophie]

Well, you're the cat, Lexi is the camel, Antaya is the Lemur (andthe next few I'm not so sure) Kassidy is Kassie, Gilbert is... Alberto? idk

[Amanda]

You got four out of five :)

[Sophie]

who did i get wrong?

[Amanda]

The trutle

[Amanda]

*turtle

[Sophie]

hmmm..... then idk lol

[Amanda]

Oh wait you missed Nico too so four out of six :)

[Sophie]

oh lol

[Allycat]

haha nice! "At least she got to touch Gilbert the Turtle for five minutes"
interesting story, well done

[Amanda]

haha thanks