The World of RPG

The Infinity Flame: My Useless Goddess: Chapter 1: The RPG World!

第一単：RPGの世界へよう"そ！？
Episode 1: Welcome To The RPG World

Chapter 1: The RPG World

「Welcome to The RPG World! Suzunomiya Suzushiro-kun! uhhh....eh....what was my line?」A girl wearing a quite fancy clothes, her long light purple hair started to turn into a shade of light blue at the bottom part of her hair. 
「Teehee, I forgot」She stick out her tongue and made a peace sign with her left hand, 
「(So annoying. So Cute!)」That was what I thought when I first saw her, 
「Then? Who are you?」I rubbed the back of my head and sighed after realizing how stupid this girl could be, 
「fufufu, I am The Goddess of Reincarnation! ehh...uhh....I don't have a name....」She laughed confidently but lost her confidence in the middle of her sentence, 
「Okay, Ms. Reincarnation, what am I doing here?」I stood up and asked her what is happening, 
「Suzushiro! You have died! Hahahaha」Her recovery is fast! Wait, I died? Oh, I was hit by a truck. I remember now....what was I thinking, I should have let that girl by herself or just pulled her out of the way instead of pushing her out of the way. I am that stupid? yeah, I might be. Why are you laughing woman!?

「Then? What now?」Since I noticed that if I keep losing her track, this conversation won't go anywhere so I tried my best to keep the conversation on track, 
「In order to go back to the Land of Living, you have to defeat the Demon Lord!! Hahaha」Her confidence kept on increasing. Wait, that's the cliche plot for every RPG made in the last few generations! Dragon Quest, The Legend Of Hydlide, Lizard MSV Ver.! what's with that, it's too much! Am I going to mess up if I forget to get the Light Marble when I start my first fight!? or get betrayed by the king after I killed the Demon Lord and become the Demon Lord then kill everyone!? That's sad
「Since going to fight the Demon Lord without any experience in a combat, you could pick any kind of weapon and armor that imagine to be. You could imagine the strongest sacred sword that exists! A pretty good deal ain't it? Suzushiro!」I only realized it now but this girl is getting too familiar with me and started calling me using my first name. Stop it, I might think we're friends! 
「hmmm........Anything.....huh..... is a living thing okay?」I asked her, 
「Yeah...I think!」She sounded really confident but her words is full of holes! 
「After I get my weapon, where should I go?」I asked her, 
「Go through here!」Suddenly a golden door appeared out of nowhere and opened by itself, 
「Really?」I started to doubt her without hesitation. 
「Yeah, yeah, Suzushiro! eh-hem!」She puffed up her chest with and laughed through her nose showing how confident she is about what she said. 

「......Now, let's go, Ms. Reincarnation」I grabbed her right hand and went through the golden door. 
「Eh!? Suzushiro!?」The moment I took my first step into the golden door, a bright suddenly greeted us. In reflex, I closed my eyes. What I saw was different varieties of buildings that look like it came from a safe town of an RPG game. Some of the buildings have signs that shows what shop it is ranging from Blacksmith to restaurants. Around us were people, some of them wearing normal civilian attires and some were wearing heavy armor and carrying a really big sword on their back. 
「It looks like a real RPG game!」I felt really excited after seeing the place. I was really happy but it looked like Ms. Reincarnation didn't look really excited, 
「haaa......」She sighed, 
「What's wrong? Ms. Reincarnation?」I pat her shoulder and asked why she sighed, 
「Why did you drag me with you~~~~」She cried, 
「You know...you're a Goddess and stuff....I thought that you might be the best person to pick who can protect me. If you're a Goddess, then you're suppose to be powerful right?」I told her the reason why I dragged her through the golden door. 
「Wait is that a Crepe Shop!?」She got distracted upon seeing the large scale Crepe shaped sign, 
「Let's go there, let's go there Suzushiro!」It seems like she doesn't mind anymore. 

When we got in the shop, I realized one thing....
「We don't have any gold coins with us....」I was kneeling down on the ground upon realizing that we don't have any currency with us, 
「Don't worry, Suzushiro! If we get a really easy quest, we will get atleast some gold to buy that Pudding!」Hey, hey, I thought you were buying a crepe. Since there is nothing wrong with what she said, we went to the largest building in the town which is the guild hall where the Quests are put up. After looking at the Quest Board for a while, we found something that is fairly easy to do which is to hunt 5 Wild Boars in order to help an old man to get his farm back again. 

When we dispatched to the destination, I discovered one grave problem, 
「You're useless!!!!!!!! USELESS GODDESS!!!!!」I exclaimed as we ran away from the boars we were suppose to hunt, 
「I didn't say anything about me being a really powerful Goddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!」Ms. Reincarnation exclaimed as well!!!, 
「You useless Goddess!!!!」

To be continued in My Useless Goddess: Chapter 2: I am The Strongest Wizard!

Reviews

[kclyaine]

"Why are laughing woman!?" I don't understand this part.

'Ms. Reincarnation exclaimed as well!!!,' putting exclamation marks on the narrative part of the story doesn't emphasize their urgency.

And your story feels choppy, maybe its because of the characters way of speech.