I Don't Watch Much TV

I Don't Watch Much TV

Can mean,
"Between work and family, I don't have much time for frivolous entertainment,"
or,
"I'm Amish,"
or,
"I watch way too much TV, but it is important for other people to think of me as someone who uses leisure time for reading or hobbies,"
or,
in my case,
especially since we needed to run the one cable through the satellite box
in a way that made the DVR think of itself as the main conduit
(a lie!)
to trick Hava
into optimal performance with Hulu
and figured out how
to get the universal remote
to do all but two of the things
that the TV remote
and the DVR remote
and the satellite remote
can do,
well,
since then,
when I say,
"I don't watch much TV,"
it means I don't know how to turn it on.

Reviews

[Holly Mason]

good write thank you

[Tex]

A very clever write
A fun read
nicely done