The definitive London experience
the most authentic simulation.
You could have chosen a trek through the Andes
or ballooning over the serengeti,
but you selected the best
so sit tight and savour the rich detail.
Do you see that glint of sunlight
catching the roof of the pristine white van
as it cuts in front of the swerving enraged cyclist?
And the fear in the cyclists eyes?
could almost be real.
Or the muffled scream from that lady,
as the taxi she ran for sped away at the last second?
That isn't real shopping she's spilling all over the pavement,
neither is the newspaper flapping in your face
or the quarter ton man standing on your little toe
Indeed that elbow in your ear is a work of genius,
so savour the authenticity and hold tight,
this is quite a ride. So popular in fact,
they queue for miles down the road.