TrexA Story by Jethro del Cielow<p>"Your honor, my only defense is that is was meant as a joke."<br> "You mean to say you released the T-Rex intending.. it to be funny?"<br> "Yes, your honor."<br> "OBJECTION!"<br> "On what grounds?"<br> "Your honor, it's unclear whether or not a T-Rex understands humor."<br> "Sus--"<br> "Well, I told it a joke!"<br> "Your honor, that is ridiculous!"<br> ".. depends on the joke, I guess."<br> "On the T-Rex as well, your honor."<br> "Your honor, this is silly!"<br> "It's the opinion of the court that silly or not, this could bear on the verdict."<br> "Your honor, I did tell the T-Rex a joke."<br> "And did it find it humorous?"<br> "OBJE--"<br> "It did, your honor, almost certainly."<br> "How was the defendant able to tell?"<br> "It laughed, your honor."<br> "That's clear enough. Let the record show that the T-Rex was able to understand humor. Now let's hear the defendant tell the court how he came to release the aforementioned T-Rex from it's confinement the day of.."<br> ******************* The Day They Served Marmelade ************<br> "How long have we been friends, Willy?"<br> "Well.. hell, it's been almost two years now, Grey."<br> "So we've been friends for quite some time, wouldn't you agree?"<br> "Sure."<br> "So if I told you I just came up with about the best joke in the world, you'd want to hear it, right?"<br> "Sure."<br> "And you'd swear not to tell anyone else about it?"<br> "Well, why no--"<br> "Because it would be a mean thing to do to a friend, telling someone else the best joke in the world your friend just made up, wouldn't it?"<br> "Shoot. Yeah, it'd be unfriendly, like."<br> "Right you are, Willy, right you are."<br> "So what's the joke, Grey?"<br> "Well, remember last winter when we did the foundations for the carnivore pens?"<br> "The big one or the small ones?"<br> "The big one."<br> "Yeah, sure, I remember."<br> "What if I told you I placed a couple of recording devices here and there when we did and set them to record any loud sounds?"<br> "What, like the--"<br> "Just so. They just ran out of battery a few days ago, but they managed to upload around 40 different sounds before that."<br> "What did they pick up? The T-Rex roaring and such?"<br> "Roaring, footfalls, some weird whistling, even got one of it breathing. Must've been standing right on top of one of the recording devices. Sounds like it's right behind you."<br> "Well, I'll be damned, Grey."<br> "You know the emergency message they broadcast if something happens?"<br> "The "Please move in good order towards the emergency evacuation areas." thing?"<br> "That's the one, Willy."<br> "What about it?"<br> "Well, I found a crate of ODINs--"<br> "ODINs?"<br> "The car alarm that says "You have come to close to ODIN!" and things like that if something gets too close. Proximity trigger. Well I found a crate of them in Supply a few months back. Must've been a bad order or something. Anyway, I've placed them all around the island."<br> "Why?"<br> "Because I changed the proximity trigger message from the "ODIN" things to a playlist of all the T-Rex sounds. Whenever anything gets within a few steps of one of the things, it'll play a T-Rex sound at random."<br> "Yeah?"<br> "And they are all linked to the emergency message service. When that plays, they all start up their proximity alarm."<br> "Wow."<br> "I threw in a few other sounds like "AH THAT THING JUST ATE SOMEONE!" and "There has been a malfunction with the T-Rex confinement. I repeat, there has been a malfunction with the T-Rex confinement."<br>
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Added on November 23, 2021 Last Updated on November 23, 2021 AuthorJethro del CieloNässjö, Scandinavia, SwedenAboutJethro del Cielo is the artist name for Mattias Eriksson. 34 years old, resident of Sweden, he begun to release music in late '22. So far, one EP, "Blue Note, 4792", a few single-track releases and tw.. more..Writing
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