04-18-2021 chat log

I shall not stop loving you11:45 AM11:45 AM

good11:45 AM11:45 AM

want to kills someone as foreplay? :D11:45 AM11:45 AM

I would be upset too if I killed someone11:46 AM11:46 AM

I am sorry Chelsea11:46 AM11:46 AM

Ibut when try to be serious I want to tease you11:46 AM11:46 AM

and when you get sad I get sadist points <311:46 AM11:46 AM

but there is a golden middle ground11:47 AM11:47 AM

you can rest assured..11:47 AM11:47 AM

I am so far beyond able to undewrstand what the f**k I am doing11:47 AM11:47 AM

I think if somneopne explained it I would go "wohaoow. you can do that?"11:48 AM11:48 AM

and then explode inbto neon confetti acid tablets and MDMA rainbow midget porn scene11:48 AM11:48 AM

s11:48 AM11:48 AM

*poof*11:48 AM11:48 AM

liket hat11:48 AM11:48 AM

see me11:48 AM11:48 AM

all in confetti, neo n <311:48 AM11:48 AM

you want.. to see11:49 AM11:49 AM

I can set11:49 AM11:49 AM

c2c at 16 and I try music for you?11:49 AM11:49 AM

I can't promise anything11:49 AM11:49 AM

I don't yeven you if you are real or dreaming of you11:49 AM11:49 AM

Your Exclusive Private has started

We love you ! we always be with you ! <312:37 PM12:37 PM

may be you need some sllep ? You look tired , we're worried about you1:02 PM1:02 PM

liiyanovna1:47 PM1:47 PM

Your Exclusive Private has ended

if I send you secret missions via Instagram3:00 PM3:00 PM

you must do them3:00 PM3:00 PM

We agree?3:00 PM3:00 PM

Okay, we all agreed.3:00 PM3:00 PM

Good.3:00 PM3:00 PM

for example3:01 PM3:01 PM

I might send to Chelsea this mission3:01 PM3:01 PM

"Take a photo of Katty wearing a t-shirt and underwear."3:01 PM3:01 PM

or to Katty "take a photo of Chelsea with wet hair after showering"3:02 PM3:02 PM

if you do them well3:02 PM3:02 PM

I will try to send you small rewards and stuff3:03 PM3:03 PM

I guess you probably don't live together though so might be a bit difficult.3:03 PM3:03 PM

hello!)6:59 AM6:59 AM

I got sick in my stomach from my medicines, sorry7:44 AM7:44 AM

throwing up and such :/7:45 AM7:45 AM

hii7:50 AM7:50 AM

hiii7:50 AM7:50 AM

stupid medicines :<7:50 AM7:50 AM

they always a little sick7:51 AM7:51 AM

but today not a little7:51 AM7:51 AM

I been lying on the bathroom floor for I don't know how long7:51 AM7:51 AM

you get sick from knowing about how I been7:51 AM7:51 AM

I saw the coughing7:52 AM7:52 AM

I blame my medicines7:52 AM7:52 AM

So terrible7:52 AM7:52 AM

mmm7:53 AM7:53 AM

I feel like i am being punished7:53 AM7:53 AM

did you send evil thoughts about me7:53 AM7:53 AM

:D7:53 AM7:53 AM

you probably know magic7:54 AM7:54 AM

It s not for you7:54 AM7:54 AM

witches7:54 AM7:54 AM

ahaha7:54 AM7:54 AM

:D7:54 AM7:54 AM

no7:54 AM7:54 AM

I have no face7:54 AM7:54 AM

I threw it up7:54 AM7:54 AM

now I just a big empty space7:54 AM7:54 AM

did you just call me a dick too :o7:55 AM7:55 AM

I am sorry7:55 AM7:55 AM

I shall never even think about talking to you again7:55 AM7:55 AM

I apologize7:55 AM7:55 AM

I know7:55 AM7:55 AM

It s not for you (7:56 AM7:56 AM

you talk about me7:56 AM7:56 AM

I know it7:56 AM7:56 AM

that is why I feel so bd7:56 AM7:56 AM

you hate me and my body immediately becomes sick and evil7:56 AM7:56 AM

it is about me7:56 AM7:56 AM

yers7:56 AM7:56 AM

ye7:56 AM7:56 AM

it is7:56 AM7:56 AM

I don't even argue7:57 AM7:57 AM

it 100% truth7:57 AM7:57 AM

you hate7:57 AM7:57 AM

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee7:57 AM7:57 AM

I thought you loved me too7:57 AM7:57 AM

why send this sickness to me then :O7:58 AM7:58 AM

and tell me I am a dick7:58 AM7:58 AM

and all the things you said to me7:58 AM7:58 AM

right noiw7:58 AM7:58 AM

oowowowowowowowooooooooooooooooo7:58 AM7:58 AM

dont say that !7:58 AM7:58 AM

i heard you say Mercy is the most stupid person in world7:59 AM7:59 AM

in russian7:59 AM7:59 AM

I love you7:59 AM7:59 AM

too7:59 AM7:59 AM

Sorry to sick again to stay at computer :<8:00 AM8:00 AM

will have throw up again8:00 AM8:00 AM

eeew8:00 AM8:00 AM

i am not good today :<8:00 AM8:00 AM

nononono8:00 AM8:00 AM

cancer medicines is the problem8:01 AM8:01 AM

they make sick always8:01 AM8:01 AM

but not always this bad8:01 AM8:01 AM

my stomach didnt like them8:01 AM8:01 AM

I knoooow8:01 AM8:01 AM

give me medicines against my medicines8:02 AM8:02 AM

xD8:02 AM8:02 AM

if I get better in a little while8:02 AM8:02 AM

will you be able to come back8:02 AM8:02 AM

and be beautiful like now?8:03 AM8:03 AM

you make beautiful sound like at tiny tiny word8:03 AM8:03 AM

you are so much more than beautiful8:03 AM8:03 AM

you are8:03 AM8:03 AM

wonderful and fantastic and amazing8:03 AM8:03 AM

cute and exciting and shimmering like a miracle8:04 AM8:04 AM

my oasis in a desert8:04 AM8:04 AM

my path through dark forests8:04 AM8:04 AM

I follow it8:04 AM8:04 AM

from the light you8:05 AM8:05 AM

are8:05 AM8:05 AM

there is less darkness simply because8:05 AM8:05 AM

you are8:05 AM8:05 AM

light8:05 AM8:05 AM

I am hopelessly caught in your magic8:05 AM8:05 AM

you probably can't tell8:06 AM8:06 AM

but I like you8:06 AM8:06 AM

sometimes8:06 AM8:06 AM

I can't say it8:06 AM8:06 AM

well8:06 AM8:06 AM

so I say it now8:06 AM8:06 AM

I love you and love you and love you again8:06 AM8:06 AM

I like telling8:07 AM8:07 AM

you make me happy when you smile so telling is good8:07 AM8:07 AM

for all things8:07 AM8:07 AM

but you should all of the things I say already8:07 AM8:07 AM

for I am only saying what is obvious8:07 AM8:07 AM

and clear8:07 AM8:07 AM

like summer skies8:07 AM8:07 AM

your beauty is like nothing else and everything at once8:08 AM8:08 AM

it is the reason the world took 7 days8:08 AM8:08 AM

last 3 simply was how long it to make you8:08 AM8:08 AM

God was the rest in 48:08 AM8:08 AM

was done with the rest*8:08 AM8:08 AM

I called8:08 AM8:08 AM

him8:08 AM8:08 AM

on the telephone8:09 AM8:09 AM

said8:09 AM8:09 AM

Hey Lord8:09 AM8:09 AM

4 days to make the world ? you are kidding?8:09 AM8:09 AM

Make me some beautiful girls and spend a week8:09 AM8:09 AM

I said this8:09 AM8:09 AM

and he was ashamed8:09 AM8:09 AM

I scolded his lack of insight8:09 AM8:09 AM

he said he was sorry8:09 AM8:09 AM

I said put this animal I made in your world8:10 AM8:10 AM

that how the giraffe came to be8:10 AM8:10 AM

I then said8:10 AM8:10 AM

Make me two girls, one raven haired and one with eyes full of clouds.8:10 AM8:10 AM

Make them incredible.8:11 AM8:11 AM

Make them as good as beauty can be made.8:11 AM8:11 AM

I said that8:11 AM8:11 AM

and he said .. "for you, I shall make these women, Jethro."8:11 AM8:11 AM

I said "of course Lord, I know, I know, but you should not tell anyone about all the things I made put in the world ok?"8:12 AM8:12 AM

he said that's no problem, no one wants to know who came up with the idea for waterfalls, rainbows, midgets, towels or any of the ridiculous ideas you have made creation full of..8:13 AM8:13 AM

I said shut the f**k up then idiot, Lord, you just wetn talking about it8:14 AM8:14 AM

go make me the most fantastic girls and I shall create the rest from here8:14 AM8:14 AM

God agreed to our division of labor8:15 AM8:15 AM

Day 4 thus is where you began to exist8:15 AM8:15 AM

and when the managemnet direction of the world creation8:15 AM8:15 AM

began to actually work like it should8:16 AM8:16 AM

God had made the basic planet, the sun and stars, put in the oceans and made plants8:16 AM8:16 AM

that took him 4 days8:16 AM8:16 AM

I did everything else in 3 days8:16 AM8:16 AM

he spent those 3 entire days8:17 AM8:17 AM

making you8:17 AM8:17 AM

I say8:17 AM8:17 AM

he was the entire I didn't just f*****g cancel everything8:17 AM8:17 AM

entire reason8:17 AM8:17 AM

after I made the world8:17 AM8:17 AM

I only this one reason8:17 AM8:17 AM

to not give up in despair8:18 AM8:18 AM

seeing the world work was horrible8:18 AM8:18 AM

and lonelyu8:18 AM8:18 AM

then you came8:18 AM8:18 AM

and everything was ok again.8:18 AM8:18 AM

I felt only the most sincere love8:18 AM8:18 AM

for what God and I made8:18 AM8:18 AM

that is first edition of the old Testament8:19 AM8:19 AM

it got edited8:19 AM8:19 AM

pretty heavily edited once they realized I wouldn't people use my name for things8:19 AM8:19 AM

the jewish people dislike me I because stop eating people you cannibals8:20 AM8:20 AM

I made them stop eating people8:20 AM8:20 AM

f*****g creeps8:20 AM8:20 AM

and the romans I liked because I made the Senate8:20 AM8:20 AM

in honor of my own talking without an idea of what I actually say8:21 AM8:21 AM

4 days of intense discussion on the topic of "If I feed blind people snails and they don't know it was a snail they ate.. have actually done anything except feed someone in need?"8:22 AM8:22 AM

I defended my position with elegance and sincerity8:22 AM8:22 AM

I HAVE ONLY FED THE HUNGRY8:22 AM8:22 AM

YOU FUCKN IG PLEBS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MAKE THIS A BETTER PLACE8:23 AM8:23 AM

I MADE THIS BETTER WORLD RIGHT THERE ONE SNAIL AT A TIME FOR OUR KIDS TO HAVE A GOOD BETTER WORLD THAN WE DID8:23 AM8:23 AM

HAVE YOU EVEN LICKED A BLIND PERSON? NO? SHUT THE F**K UP AND LISTEN TO THE MAN WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD8:24 AM8:24 AM

RIGHT HERE8:24 AM8:24 AM

I AM STANDING HERE HOLDING A SNAIL NOW EITHER YOU EAT IT OR YOU EAT IT RIGHT NOW IN THE SENATE8:25 AM8:25 AM

DO YOU WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD OR DO YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO GO TO HELL?8:25 AM8:25 AM

EAT THE SNAIL THEN OR STOP CLAIMING YOU WANT TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD8:26 AM8:26 AM

I served 72 snails thatt day when the Senate was finally quiet and people understood8:27 AM8:27 AM

everyone cheered when were done8:27 AM8:27 AM

I said8:27 AM8:27 AM

I only do what little I may to make this world the best place possible. For all of us. For our kids. Their kids.8:28 AM8:28 AM

Everyone currently alive has me to thank for the progress being towards good, not evil.8:28 AM8:28 AM

Do not listen to sedicious and vile snail representatives here in Rome. It8:28 AM8:28 AM

They tell only half truths8:29 AM8:29 AM

I never ever said I would give their kids to the blind, did I ?8:29 AM8:29 AM

yet they call me a liar8:29 AM8:29 AM

"where are our kids Jethro!? WHERE IS THE SCHOOL OF WONDERS YOU PROMISED THEY WOULD GO TO IF WE GAVE THEM TO YUOU!?8:30 AM8:30 AM

that is easily answererd8:30 AM8:30 AM

In the belly of a person struck blind8:30 AM8:30 AM

there is a tiny building made the very day his or her8:30 AM8:30 AM

light shone for the last time. For a second it will glimmer before it goes out8:31 AM8:31 AM

and thus is the belly of the person8:31 AM8:31 AM

there a school of wonders8:31 AM8:31 AM

made by miracle and light and it's a great place to learn, best in the world8:31 AM8:31 AM

and that's where I sent your kids and that's where they wnet8:32 AM8:32 AM

now youu slimy goddamn snail people stop telling people Jethro is a bad person8:32 AM8:32 AM

I did what I could for your kids. Gave them a place to live and a lesson to learn. I even taught them about miracles and light.,8:33 AM8:33 AM

"Thus it is, people of Rome, today of all days we have in the Senate voted and come to an agreement!8:34 AM8:34 AM

We shall no longer argue about the morality of our beloved and amazing LEADER KIM JONG JETHRO II!"8:35 AM8:35 AM

"And we shall ever after today know we are truly saved. For the Empire of the Light and tto the derath toi whoresons, liying snails all things of evil made!"8:36 AM8:36 AM

"hoooray! hooray! hooooraaaay! hoooray!" <---- this is what the crowd sounded like after my speech8:37 AM8:37 AM

I was there standing in front of all the people8:37 AM8:37 AM

looking like nothing so much as a true north korean gentleman and leader of free people of free will!8:38 AM8:38 AM

only I am white and haven't got funnylooking eyes so I am ever better than that8:38 AM8:38 AM

That is the story about one man8:39 AM8:39 AM

who made for us8:39 AM8:39 AM

a good world.8:39 AM8:39 AM

It's almost completely true, too.8:39 AM8:39 AM

I would put "based on a true story" in the movie poster without feeling that was too much8:40 AM8:40 AM

The Death and Life of a World Where the Angels are Us8:41 AM8:41 AM

that is the movie8:41 AM8:41 AM

based on my life in Rome during the first days of Roman Empire8:41 AM8:41 AM

and parts are from my time in prison after I was indicted for tax evasion8:42 AM8:42 AM

I love this damn voice typing thing, I can be sick and tell you stories at the same time8:42 AM8:42 AM

100% increase in productivity compared to using a pen8:43 AM8:43 AM

don't just love how I think only of you8:43 AM8:43 AM

and I even8:43 AM8:43 AM

love you <38:43 AM8:43 AM

always will love you8:44 AM8:44 AM

DONT CALL ME THAT CHELSEA8:44 AM8:44 AM

I said please don't say I am ugly as a monster .. I get sad8:44 AM8:44 AM

you just said it in russian8:45 AM8:45 AM

I know 100% russians8:45 AM8:45 AM

KATTY I AM NOT8:45 AM8:45 AM

dont say I should be burned like a snail on a stick!8:45 AM8:45 AM

but if you love me8:45 AM8:45 AM

why do then say these russian things8:45 AM8:45 AM

it is good I am a ugly monsteR?!8:46 AM8:46 AM

shhhhh8:46 AM8:46 AM

it's okay8:46 AM8:46 AM

I am only lying8:46 AM8:46 AM

because I know8:46 AM8:46 AM

what you say about me in Russian8:46 AM8:46 AM

is probably worse than anything I think of myself8:47 AM8:47 AM

I love you though8:47 AM8:47 AM

Chelsea I love because she is so honest and open about her feelings8:47 AM8:47 AM

I love how you are so brave and tell me how I really am .. I shall be better8:47 AM8:47 AM

I swear !8:47 AM8:47 AM

;.,,;8:48 AM8:48 AM

I love you too8:48 AM8:48 AM

I just teasing you8:48 AM8:48 AM

which feelings?8:48 AM8:48 AM

Chelsea has feelings?8:49 AM8:49 AM

I thought all robots came without those these dayds8:49 AM8:49 AM

Katty has none8:49 AM8:49 AM

see?8:49 AM8:49 AM

she only nods and smiles lol8:49 AM8:49 AM

most supportive girlfriend award 2021 goes to Katty8:49 AM8:49 AM

I just can see the little thought bubbles above her head8:50 AM8:50 AM

"Yes she really IS cute when Jethro makes fun of her"8:51 AM8:51 AM

"okay that was a bit too far Jethro but look at my girl, she even cries beautifully."8:51 AM8:51 AM

"Jethro yuo not say that so can actually hear"8:51 AM8:51 AM

and she nods8:52 AM8:52 AM

and smiles8:52 AM8:52 AM

while Chelsea gets more and more depressed because she can't talk about her "feeelings"8:52 AM8:52 AM

I got this situation8:52 AM8:52 AM

fully under control8:52 AM8:52 AM

I GOT THIS YES!8:52 AM8:52 AM

it will work out fine8:52 AM8:52 AM

I shall have two very very needy and damaged people I can love and you get to have the man on the poster for Brain Damage8:53 AM8:53 AM

all yours <38:53 AM8:53 AM

every time I have a stroke it is from a place of deep and true love8:54 AM8:54 AM

okay .. I have something to say8:54 AM8:54 AM

I don't you will believe me8:54 AM8:54 AM

but I must say it8:54 AM8:54 AM

don't think you will believe me8:54 AM8:54 AM

but I have kidding all this time8:55 AM8:55 AM

I really think you are people8:55 AM8:55 AM

and that you are wonderful8:55 AM8:55 AM

and that Chelsea has feelings8:55 AM8:55 AM

and Katty does not only nod and smiler8:55 AM8:55 AM

It was all a bit .. not true8:55 AM8:55 AM

lies some say8:55 AM8:55 AM

I say I wanted to tell you I can't lie8:56 AM8:56 AM

but that would a lie8:56 AM8:56 AM

and I got confused about truth for a few minutes8:56 AM8:56 AM

that's why I technically (only under microscope) you might see a lie8:56 AM8:56 AM

coming from my lips8:57 AM8:57 AM

I don't lie now though8:57 AM8:57 AM

you are wonderful8:57 AM8:57 AM

I love you8:57 AM8:57 AM

I think I might just a little bit of an idiot too8:57 AM8:57 AM

like 7% idiot8:58 AM8:58 AM

93% human being8:58 AM8:58 AM

and you're worth every word Chelsea8:58 AM8:58 AM

you can't say anything I do not think on daily basis8:58 AM8:58 AM

you are just that incredibly fantastic8:59 AM8:59 AM

and beautiful8:59 AM8:59 AM

sincere and true8:59 AM8:59 AM

a miracle8:59 AM8:59 AM

you are8:59 AM8:59 AM

and it is8:59 AM8:59 AM

that you actually still like mer8:59 AM8:59 AM

a miracle x28:59 AM8:59 AM

I think I would have accepted if you shoot me with a revolver a little bit9:00 AM9:00 AM

for some of the things I have said9:00 AM9:00 AM

Katty got to use a 78 centimeter steel spear and run me through9:01 AM9:01 AM

after I was I bad to her9:01 AM9:01 AM

I said "I will be bad again I promiseeeeee Katty please don't kill me ..p pp lleeease"9:02 AM9:02 AM

see how I was intelligent there9:02 AM9:02 AM

"I will be bad again"9:02 AM9:02 AM

she must thought I begged for my life9:02 AM9:02 AM

and said "I will never" or "I won't be"9:02 AM9:02 AM

clever Jethro is clever9:03 AM9:03 AM

okay I am sitting at computer again9:03 AM9:03 AM

god you are beautiful9:03 AM9:03 AM

I feel like I have been talking for a long time and haven't seen you9:04 AM9:04 AM

and now that I do9:04 AM9:04 AM

I have forgetten what I have said9:04 AM9:04 AM

all I can think of how beautiful you are9:04 AM9:04 AM

I am cute like the fleas9:05 AM9:05 AM

who carried the Black Plague9:05 AM9:05 AM

to Europre9:05 AM9:05 AM

I am the very first flea9:05 AM9:05 AM

that travelled by Rat to EU9:05 AM9:05 AM

I am the first biter9:05 AM9:05 AM

first transfer of molecules9:06 AM9:06 AM

by any flea9:06 AM9:06 AM

any time9:06 AM9:06 AM

<-----9:06 AM9:06 AM

that was me9:06 AM9:06 AM

I am part of history9:06 AM9:06 AM

they made a flea-sized statue of me in the Vatican9:06 AM9:06 AM

blessed by the pope9:07 AM9:07 AM

"il ́Jethro Grande flea nobilis."9:07 AM9:07 AM

that is name Michelangelo gave to it9:07 AM9:07 AM

after he was done he said9:08 AM9:08 AM

finally I did a something people will remember9:08 AM9:08 AM

f*****g church took forever and god, compared to this statue9:08 AM9:08 AM

it was utter crap9:08 AM9:08 AM

that's in the corrected version of history books9:08 AM9:08 AM

not the lies and fabulations9:09 AM9:09 AM

most people learn in school9:09 AM9:09 AM

about Sistine Chapel9:09 AM9:09 AM

and his lesser works9:09 AM9:09 AM

in the real world he made one masterpiece9:09 AM9:09 AM

"'il Jethro Grande flea nobilis"9:09 AM9:09 AM

marble statue, 0.047mm tall9:10 AM9:10 AM

famous for the exquisite way the flea smiles like he has given the gift9:11 AM9:11 AM

only the gift was plague9:11 AM9:11 AM

for Christmas 14219:11 AM9:11 AM

thanks DA-- WHAT THEFUCK IS THIS PLAGUE9:11 AM9:11 AM

AIEIEIEI9:11 AM9:11 AM

then every began soon after9:11 AM9:11 AM

die horribly in the plague9:12 AM9:12 AM

by Easter 1422 it was officially everyone who wasn't sick was probably a robot9:12 AM9:12 AM

hence the movie "Star Wars" begins in by saying .. "in a galaxy far, far away .. robots 1422 go f**k yourself infected humans ..9:14 AM9:14 AM

Laika was injected with the plague9:14 AM9:14 AM

before her last pat9:14 AM9:14 AM

and then she went to space9:14 AM9:14 AM

russian scientest wanted to be sure9:14 AM9:14 AM

if she met someone9:15 AM9:15 AM

she could communicate about her world9:15 AM9:15 AM

=== plague carrier Laika9:15 AM9:15 AM

communicting the gift of bubonic plague top the universe9:15 AM9:15 AM

I need a break too lol9:16 AM9:16 AM

I need to stop writing9:16 AM9:16 AM

I got teary-eyed from what I just wrote9:16 AM9:16 AM

about Laika9:16 AM9:16 AM

that is my limit9:16 AM9:16 AM

when I begin to cry about what I write because I didn't want to hurt Laika that is my final limit9:17 AM9:17 AM

(also sorry for this)9:17 A